Hungry guy, empty fridge, still a bit buzzed from a Christmas party, and horny enough to fuck the wallpaper. That’s the whole vibe here. He doesn’t want to cook, he just wants something hot and fast, so he calls for pizza, and yeah, you already know this isn’t going to stay about food for long. The nice thing is how casual it starts. No big dramatic build up, just this simple “I’m starving, let’s order” mood that slowly slides into “ok, I’m actually more hungry for dick than for pepperoni.” I liked that the apartment looks like someone actually lives there: messy after-party feel, bottle here, random junk there, guy in his underwear moving around like it’s nobody’s business. When the pizza boy shows up, the whole “gay dream” thing is obvious, like this is exactly the stupid fantasy your brain makes when you’re half drunk on the couch with Pornhub still open in another tab. And it works. The moment the door opens and they just look at each other a bit too long, you can feel that “oh, we’re doing this” energy, even before anyone starts saying anything that sounds like a porn script.

The sex itself is very direct. No long romance, no soft teasing, just two dudes going from small talk to mouth on cock in what feels like three heartbeats. I like how they don’t pretend it’s all clean and elegant. It’s messy, noisy, kind of rough. The main guy is clearly more than “just a little curious,” he practically jumps the delivery guy, and when things move to hard fucking it doesn’t try to hide the details. You see the kind of pounding where you think “yeah, he’s going to feel that tomorrow,” and that is exactly the charm here. There are moments when the camera lingers a bit too long on one angle and you’re like “ok, I get it, he’s getting fucked, move,” but then a new position kicks in and you forget you were annoyed. I kept focusing on tiny stupid details like the pizza box just abandoned on the table, probably getting cold while they’re ramming each other on the couch, and I kind of wished at some point someone would at least take a bite, just to lean into the joke. It never happens and it bothered me way more than it should. But the whole thing still feels like that perfect horny fantasy you’d have after a party: alone, hungry, you order food, and instead of eating, you end up with a cock deep inside you and your brain going “this is so wrong” while your body just begs for it to get even rougher.

Added: Dec 23, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

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Yoruichi Shihoin, the chesty and captivating beauty, slipped into fresh clothes to tease her daring lover Kisuke Urahara. But instead of admiring her outfit, Kisuke’s eyes locked onto her ample breasts, hunger sparking in his gaze.

Without hesitation, he spread her legs wide, pressing her against the cold mansion walls as he ravaged her relentlessly. Yoruichi moaned in approval, her body arching into his thrusts, hungry for every inch of his cock.

When Kisuke finally filled her dripping cunt with hot cum, his body trembling from release, he made it clear he was spent for now. Yet Yoruichi’s insatiable desire didn’t fade - she flipped him down to the floor, straddling his hips with a wicked grin.

She bounced on him hard, her big breasts jiggling with every movement, a wild animal unleashed. The mansion echoed with their primal sounds, sweat glistening on their bodies as they lost themselves in each other.

What twisted turns will this depraved encounter take next? Only playing the game will reveal the explicit continuation of Yoruichi and Kisuke’s wild escapade.

Added: Mar 20, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

I don’t know who thought turning an old flash mini-game into something you’d actually remember was possible, but here it somehow works - or maybe "works" is the wrong word. You click in expecting the usual lazy Meet’n’Fuck stuff, two loops, no flavor, but then there’s this weird rhythm to it, like the artists were half-serious about showing Tsunade as a real creature of desire and not just a parody of her big-chested self. The game doesn’t waste time with story fluff; that would almost ruin the cheap thrill. She’s just there, standing proud, this smirk that almost makes you feel like she knows you’re watching, like you shouldn’t be. The horse is… well, unsettlingly realistic. I kept alternating between “wow that’s hot” and “man what am I even doing.” It’s that exact confusion that keeps it from being plain trash, though it probably is still trash if you dig too deep.

And it plays faster than you think. Controls are so stupid-simple that they start to make sense, almost hypnotic taps and slide patterns. There’s this point when Tsunade bends forward and everything vibrates slightly out of sync - probably a bug, but it looked too intentional, like someone coded the imperfection just to mess with your head. You start noticing little sound echoes: wet noises looping a split second late, a breath that cuts off before it should. I swear those bits weirdly turned me on more than any of the actual drawn sex acts. Then again, I’m not proud of that. The horse part hits like a joke you’re not supposed to laugh at but do anyway. He’s majestic and dumb and overpowering, yet the way Tsunade reacts, eyes half-shut and smug, it almost flips into performance art.

The worst thing? I hated that I replayed it - clicked again right after pretending I wouldn't. Maybe it’s nostalgia for an era where sex games were glitchy fever dreams instead of sterile 3D feature shows. Maybe it’s guilt. Tsunade just doesn’t care either way.

Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 5 🎮 1k

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This one feels like somebody took a horny thought in their head about Gwen, put it straight on screen, and didn’t bother to polish it much. And weirdly, that kinda works. You jump in and it’s just Ben and Gwen alone, room all quiet, no big build up, no fancy menu fluff. Gwen’s out cold on the bed, ass up in that lazy cartoon way, and Ben’s just standing there staring like a dude who’s been edging on Pornhub for too long. He starts with that “innocent” ass rub, fingers sliding over her panties, then under them, and it goes from soft groping to full on “fuck it, I’m doing this” way faster than I expected. It’s messy, kinda wrong, and exactly the kind of shit you’d expect from a Ben 10 parody that doesn’t care about being nice. I was watching it in a tiny window on Chrome while pretending to scroll Reddit and I still felt a bit guilty, but like, in the good way.

The animation has that weird vibe where sometimes it looks super good when he’s pounding her in doggystyle, hips slapping, Gwen’s tits bouncing into the sheets, then in the next angle her face looks slightly off and you notice it for half a second before he pushes his cock deeper and you stop caring. Ben keeps swapping between being all hesitant and then suddenly just shoving his dick down her throat like he’s been doing throat fucks for years. The transition from him rubbing her pussy with his fingers to sliding in for a missionary creampie hit way harder than I thought, especially when she finally wakes up mid fuck and goes from “what the hell” to riding him cowgirl, grinding slow, moaning like she was just pretending to sleep to get him going. There’s this one moment where he’s giving her a “massage” on her ass, kneading it, fingers spreading her cheeks, and it’s supposed to be gentle but he’s clearly just trying to line up his cock again. That cracked me up for some reason.

What I really liked is how the scenes don’t just reset like a typical click porn game. You go from blowjob to handjob to him sliding back inside her, and the cum shots actually feel like a payoff instead of a quick splash and cut. The blowjob part looks extra dirty, spit dripping down her chin, eyes half rolled, and when he pulls out and blasts a facial on her, it’s not this clean little white dot, it’s more like “yeah this guy has been thinking about this for years.” The creampie inside her pussy is even better, he pushes in deep, holds her tight, and you see that slow leak after. But the sound… I gotta say it, the moans sometimes sound like someone recorded on a cheap phone mic in a bathroom and it kinda pulled me out for a second. Not enough to stop, just enough to make me go “ok, that’s scuffed.” There’s no big story, no Omnitrix nonsense, no aliens barging in, it’s literally just Ben going full degenerate on Gwen for the whole runtime. Simple, crude, horny as fuck, like something you’d watch on your phone between Telegram messages and then pretend you didn’t.

Added: Apr 15, 2021 💬 72 🎮 1k

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There is something kind of dirty in a nostalgic way about seeing Samus like this. Not the heroic bounty hunter from the cartridge days, not the cool armor queen from Metroid, just a blonde prison toy chained to the wall, legs spread like some cheap old doujin from Toranoana. The game really leans into that feeling that you somehow broke into a forgotten hentai folder on a Japanese PC from 2004. No story screens, no long intro text, you open it and she is already locked up, wrists tight, ankles forced apart, tits pushed up like they are trying to escape the suit before she does. It hits fast and stupid, which honestly fits the mood. She looks angry and proud at first, then you start poking around with the toys and that expression begins to melt in the most shameless way.

What surprised me a bit was how nice the control over her outfit feels, even if it is just a few toggles. Swiping between her full power suit bits, that classic blue body suit thing, or just peeling everything off so it is only pale skin, big boobs and that pussy center screen. You catch yourself doing this weird little ritual: undress a bit, tease her nipples, swap clothing, make her piss herself with the vibrator still pressed to her clit, then strip her completely and dump a load in her. It almost feels like playing dress up with a figma, except the figure is leaking and moaning and getting a tentacle pushed inside. Speaking of piss, the pee stuff is way more in your face than usual Nintendo parodies. There is this one moment when you crank the vibrator speed and her face gets that "too much" look, and if you tap the right thing she just starts peeing while trembling, thighs shiny, liquid splashing down her butt. The sound is kinda gross but also kind of perfect, like an old low bitrate hentai video from eMule. I kept turning the volume up on VLC like an idiot even though it is a browser game.

The toys are simple on paper, but the way they stack gives it that good hentai-game feel. You shove in the geisha balls, pull them out slow, her hole clings a bit, then you swap to this fat dildo and you see the way her belly moves slightly when you push it deeper, like those classic CG sets where Samus was getting used by aliens instead of actually saving the galaxy. Then there is the tentacle, of course there is, this is Samus. It curls around her thigh first, then you slide it into her from below and it looks almost like it came from some rogue Metroid hiding off screen. It does not even pretend to be romantic. It is abuse, straight up: she is tied, she cannot fight back, and you are free to pound her, flood her, make her pee, then pump a creampie into her while her eyes roll up. The cum shot is stupidly big, white mess overflowing from her stretched pussy, dripping down her ass onto the floor like a ruined cake. I like how she sometimes still looks proud even with cream leaking everywhere, like the game forgot she was supposed to be broken already. There is a weird charm in that, like old hentai artists who never read the source and drew Samus with the wrong color eyes. If you grew up sneaking Metroid art from Pixiv and pretending it was "for the lore", this twisted little jail cell feels exactly like the kind of filthy spin-off your teenage brain wished existed but would never show on any Nintendo console.

Added: Apr 07, 2021 💬 30 🎮 1k

Latest comment by wowsex265:
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You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

Added: Apr 12, 2018 💬 16 🎮 1k

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