I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

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Added: Jul 24, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

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Meet Kim, a voluptuous wife with an insatiable appetite, always sneaking behind Carl's back to find new lovers. Among the many men she flirts with, Mitch - the tough, commanding fitness coach - has caught her eye, promising lessons in passion unlike any other. Picking the right seductive lines is your weapon to win over Kim’s attention and explore every inch of that irresistible ass. Every choice you make shapes the direction of this adult affair, unlocking various endings that reveal deeper layers of Kim’s complex cravings. Kim’s aching body and desperate whispers tell tales of dirty secrets and midnight rendezvous she longs to share with you. As the story unfolds, you’ll feel the rush of temptation grow stronger, pulling you deeper into Kim’s world of erotic escapades. This interactive tale promises a profound lesson in seduction and fulfillment, starring a wife who plays with fire and invites you to join.

Added: Jun 03, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k

This one feels like somebody watched the old Star Wars movies on a shitty stream, got horny halfway through, and decided “yeah ok but what if everyone just wants to fuck Charlie.” And somehow it works. Kinda. The whole thing hangs on Charlie Skyfawker, this over-the-top blonde with ridiculous tits whose outfit looks like it lost a fight with a lightsaber. She’s not a smart hero, she’s a walking porn joke, and the game absolutely knows it. Every scene is like “how do we get her naked again?” and the answer is usually “force training” or “interrogation” or “diplomacy” that turns into Charlie riding someone like she’s trying to escape gravity. Subtlety died long ago in this universe.

The parody tone is very “my horny cousin rewrote Star Wars in his notebook at school” energy. You’ve got Scroda and Oyawan acting as the horny mentors, talking about the force but really meaning “how many ways can we share this blonde in one room.” One moment they’re doing fake wise talk, next moment Charlie is on her knees between them, trying to decide who to suck first while you’re clicking through the dialog like “yeah yeah, show me the cum.” There’s a threesome early on where you can kinda lean into who she gives more attention to, and it’s stupidly funny, because the choices are framed like moral decisions but really it’s like “do you want two dicks in this scene or three later.” And of course there’s Pimp Master Shaft, who looks like someone mashed a Sith Lord with a cheap pimp Halloween costume on AliExpress. When he shows up, you already know Charlie’s outfit is about to get rearranged.

Princess Petme Analia is probably my favorite mess here. They wrote her like the regal bitch type, but the game cannot resist turning every serious moment into a sex setup. There’s this “political negotiation” part where she’s supposed to keep her dignity, then three lines later she’s pressed against a wall, Charlie’s hand between her legs, Shaft watching like it’s OnlyFans live. It’s filthy and kind of mean, in that way older porn parodies used to be, but then Charlie starts cracking dumb jokes while licking her and suddenly it’s just horny comedy again. Sometimes the humor lands, like when Scroda talks about the “force-skin” with a straight face while staring at Charlie’s tits, and sometimes it’s the kind of joke that would kill in a drunk Discord call and nowhere else. But I still laughed. The game pretends you have “choices” in how Charlie walks the line between light and dark, but really the only thing that changes is who she ends up fucking more, who she sucks off first, who gets to finish on that perfect blonde hair. Which is fine. I wanted to complain about one background being reused in like three scenes, it annoyed me for no real reason, but then Charlie was bouncing on Shaft’s cock with Petme’s face buried in her chest and I just forgot. This is not great art. It’s horny Star Wars clown porn with a big-tit blonde disaster at the center, and it knows exactly what it is.

Added: Jun 25, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

This one feels like opening an old YouTube playlist from the Vocaloid days and suddenly realizing your teenage crush turned into a hentai popstar while you were busy pretending to be an adult. It hits that weird mix of nostalgia and pure horny. You get Miku in front of you, that classic teal hair, that fake innocent face, and the whole thing is just about messing with what she’s wearing. No long grind, no fake story about saving the world, just you, a half-naked virtual idol, and a bunch of clothes that are clearly not meant to stay opaque for too long.

The fun part is how slow you *can* go if you want. You start throwing different outfits on her, like you’re trying to style a real pop concert in some cheap Tokyo club, but your real goal is just “how little can she wear and still call it clothes.” You click something, her top changes, you tweak the opacity, suddenly her tiny tits show through the fabric and it hits that super specific fetish of “she’s still dressed but not really.” I kept playing with one simple shirt for way too long, just sliding the transparency back and forth like a damn DJ mixing boobs instead of music. And it works, because her chest is small, but that makes it actually hotter. Nothing ridiculous, no balloon nonsense, just a skinny teen idol body that looks like it should be dancing on a stage, not standing here letting you strip her with a slider. At one point I caught myself trying to match her clothes to songs I had on Spotify, like “okay, this outfit is for World is Mine, this one is for Meltdown,” and then realizing I’d already made everything see-through again and forgot what I was doing. Also the shoes feel completely pointless, by the way. I kept changing them and never once was looking at her feet. Still kinda annoyed they don’t react in a more fun way, but I kept clicking anyway like an idiot.

There’s this moment when you take one of the tops, turn it just transparent enough so you can see the nipples poke through, but not fully naked, and it feels more obscene than if she was just flat-out nude. Like some sleazy backstage situation before a concert, where the manager is “checking the costume” a bit too long. You can push it all the way, of course, just make everything basically invisible so she’s standing there technically dressed, but obviously not. I kept thinking how this is such a simple idea, changing clothes and messing with opacity, and yet I was there, staring at her chest and tiny hips like a fucking hypnotized perv, trying to find the perfect balance between “cute pop idol” and “I should probably clear my browser history.” The funny part is, after a while, the actual outfits kinda blur together, you stop caring which tie or which skirt, and the real game is just: how much can I tease myself before I drop the transparency to zero again. It’s like a strip show where you control the lights, except the girl never complains, never ages, never moves, just keeps that same smug anime face like she knows exactly what you’re doing. And yeah, some background variation would be nice, I kept waiting for something to change behind her and it never did, but by then I was already zoomed in on her chest in my head anyway, trying to remember that one voice line from a Miku song while I undressed her for the fiftieth time.

Added: Apr 08, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k