I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

Latest comment by dsa:
"wow"

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Added: Jul 24, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

Latest comment by hI:
"What"

I didn’t expect a Minecraft parody to make me blush harder than an actual hentai, but here we are. The game starts all blocky and innocent, just Steve running around, punching trees, doing Steve things, and then suddenly it’s like someone installed the “Horny Expansion Pack.” Every NPC looks half-built and half-naked, like the devs couldn’t decide between nostalgia and degeneracy. There’s this redhead - no, like *really* red, lava-shade red - who keeps teasing you about your “pickaxe size.” It’s dumb, it’s crude, it’s ridiculously funny, and I swear half the dialogue feels like it was written by someone scrolling Reddit at three in the morning. But that’s also what makes it kind of perfect. It doesn’t try to be sexy in a sleek way; it’s awkward and weirdly honest, like the first time you realize block physics don’t stop you from doing filthy things.

Someone on Discord made a mod that replaces moans with Minecraft chest-opening sounds. I can’t decide if that’s cursed or genius. Probably both. The humor’s everywhere - you’re mid-scene, things are getting hot, and suddenly a creeper just strolls by in the background making eye contact. I laughed so hard I missed a dialogue choice and somehow ended up in a “romance” subplot with a slime. Don’t ask how that works. The RPG bits are there, kind of, you collect items and make choices, but none of it matters because every path leads to another ridiculous encounter. Sometimes I wish they’d fix the camera angles, though, because watching Steve’s blocky body in those positions feels like watching a fever dream made in Unity by a drunk god. But I keep playing. I don’t even know why anymore. Maybe it’s the chaos. Maybe it’s the redhead calling me “miner” like it’s a dirty word. Or maybe it’s that weird satisfaction of seeing something so stupid commit fully to being stupid. Either way, it’s stuck in my head now, and I hate that I might call it art.

Added: Nov 03, 2025 💬 12 🎮 1k

Latest comment by demon king:
"sing is amazing just it keeps on loading so freaking long"

This one feels like someone took their koikatsu folder, poured a bottle of horny on it, and then tried to lace it with just enough “romance” so they don’t feel like a total perv. You land in this generic dude’s skin, nothing special, just basic male MC, and suddenly you are walking around talking to all these very not-subtle versions of cartoon girls that everyone here already jerked to on DeviantArt when they were too young to know better. One moment you’re chatting up a slightly too wholesome Gwen, next you’re side eyeing Raven across a table, watching her pretend she doesn’t want you, and in your brain you’re already planning how many dialogue choices it will take until she is grinding on your lap. The game knows exactly what it’s doing. It throws “dates” at you, but the dates are really just foreplay for the H scenes, and those scenes hit pretty hard. There is a moment with Mavis where she leans in, pretending to talk about something sweet, and the camera just keeps drifting lower, like the game itself is a horny teenager that lost focus. When the clothes finally come off, the bodies feel like those typical koikatsu dolls, glossy and just a little uncanny, but somehow that adds to the porn vibe more than it should.

The actual date sim part is kind of funny. One run I tried to be a cheesy romantic guy, picking every cute option, complimenting their hair, pretending I care about their feelings. Starfire eats that up like it is candy. She smiles, does that shy alien girl routine, and in the next scene she is practically begging for you, bouncing in that floaty way that makes zero sense physically, but your dick does not care. Then I tried to be a complete asshole with Kim, picking rude answers, teasing her, and she still ended up blushing and bending over a desk after five minutes. The “romance” is there, but it is paper thin. You notice sometimes the same line of dialogue pops up in totally different scenes, like the dev just copied it to plug a hole. I had a moment with Katara where the mood was actually kinda sweet, quiet music, warm lighting, she talks about trust and all that, and it almost felt like a real VN. Two clicks later she is on her knees, sloppy sounds, zero buildup, like the game got bored of its own feelings. I liked it. I hated it. I liked that I hated it.

Controls are simple, you just click through, pick options, save before risky choices like in every Ren’py thing. There was one tiny thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes covers the exact part of the body I am trying to look at in the H scene, and if there is a way to make it hide with right click or something, I couldn’t find it fast and I got too horny to check the settings. The camera angles go from “ok, nice” to “why are we zooming on this wall” in a blink. But then you get a scene with Raven and Starfire together, lights low, bodies pressed, and suddenly the framing is perfect, like the dev woke up and said “wait, this one matters.” I ended up spending more time than I want to admit just trying different conversation orders to see who unlocks what first. Nothing groundbreaking happens, but there is this trashy charm to it, like scrolling horny TikToks at work when you know you shouldn’t. Half the time I was rolling my eyes at the cheesy writing, half the time I was muting everything and just letting the animations run on loop while I “tested” them. I still think the game is kind of dumb, but I also kept clicking “new game” again. So yeah.

Added: Feb 24, 2026 💬 10 🎮 1k

Latest comment by Menu?:
"Where do you find the cheat menu?"

Larry Skywalker is absolutely not in the movies, and that already made me laugh, but also made me a little worried what the hell I was opening on my laptop with my Google account still logged in. The game throws you straight into this twisted parody of Star Wars where you are some kind of dirty old Jedi Master who stopped caring about the light side long ago and is now basically using the Force as a tool to turn Rey into his personal toy. It looks like a simple 2D comic at first, click through dialogues, choose what to say, some scenes change a bit, but the real thing here is how it slowly pushes Rey from stubborn “I’m a Jedi, I’m not like that” into “okay, I’ll stroke you with my hand and maybe use my feet too.” The tone bounces from silly to actually quite nasty in a way that made me squint at the screen and think, like, if my kid searched “Rey Skywalker game” on the family PC, this would be nightmare fuel.

The corruption part is basically the whole point. You are not just watching porn; you are the reason she gets more broken. You talk to her, tease her, use the Force in a very not-PG way, and every time she gives in a bit more. At first she looks pissed and embarrassed, and then the game starts playing with her expressions, the blush, the half-open mouth, the glassy eyes, the whole mind break thing. There is a scene where you push her to jerk you off with her hand “for training” while she is still trying to keep her Jedi pride. Then later, when she does a footjob because you conditioned her that this is how she can “help her master,” it feels way more wrong because you watched that whole mental slide step by step. It is not subtle at all. The writing is clumsy in places, like Google Translate fanfic, but somehow that makes it feel more dirty, like some teenager wrote it at school and then never fixed the grammar. And sometimes the pacing is weird: long talking, long talking, then suddenly she is on her knees and it jumps from hesitant to “yes master” very fast, like the dev got horny and skipped a few steps.

I kept expecting Luke to show up and swing a lightsaber around or at least yell, but when he appears it is mostly to remind you this is a parody of a series that a lot of children like, which made it all even more awkward. On my phone, using Chrome, the text boxes sometimes clipped weird and I could not reread one line I wanted to check again, and it annoyed me more than it should, especially in a game that lives so much from dirty talk. Still, when Rey’s face finally goes from angry Jedi to that broken, drooling, “use me” look, the game actually hits exactly what it aims for. I hate that it succeeds. The Force here is not some mystical power, it is a blunt tool for sexual control, and you are told from the start that your job is to break her, not to romance her or save her. There is no moral choice, no happy light side ending, just the slow bending of a heroine into a slut for your pleasure. And yeah, as a parent who has Star Wars LEGO at home, I closed the tab on Firefox on my other device and just stared at the wall for a minute wondering how the internet even arrived to this point.

Added: Aug 20, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k