I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

Latest comment by dsa:
"wow"

Experience a explicit encounter with a busty ginger pirate babe named Nami, where your darkest desires take control. For those craving a sultry brunette you can unlock Nico Robin, the alluring brown-haired beauty, adding a deeper temptation to the mix. Heads up - there’s no English voice or text, so you’ll figure out what works by experimenting.

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To see them stripped down and exposed in ways you never imagined, this is your ticket to an explicit world where everything’s allowed. Begin your descent into lust and power over these women now.

Added: Jul 24, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

Latest comment by hI:
"What"

I didn’t even mean to load this game at first, thought it was another silly parody clicker, but then - bam - it drops you right into this weird revenge fantasy that’s half comedy, half pure filth. You’re supposed to be the poor kid who used to get bullied by Katsuki, but honestly I kept forgetting that part because the second his mom shows up everything goes fuzzy-brained. She’s drawn like she could break you just by leaning forward a little too fast. The way she talks - it’s not even words sometimes, more like a low hum wrapped around every line. You know those moments where the text box pops up and you think “yeah okay, here comes the corny dialogue”? Not here. It’s sloppy in a good way, almost like whoever wrote it was too horny to finish proper sentences.

There’s this part where she opens the door, and you can actually feel your mouse hand twitch like it knows what’s coming. The rhythm of the scenes is offbeat; sometimes it cuts just when you expect the climax, other times it lingers on her breathing so long it gets awkward. I got weirdly obsessed with the background noises - why is there a ticking clock in one room and not the other? Also, why does her laugh sound both sweet and mocking, like she knows exactly what buttons she’s pressing? At one point the perspective switches mid-action and I swear my screen froze for a second, but then it continued and somehow that tiny glitch made everything hotter. Maybe it’s the imperfection; maybe my brain’s just fried.

Anyway, yeah, it’s basically a revenge story but all the vengeance melts away once she starts taking control. You kinda forget you were supposed to “win.” The animations aren’t polished, the transitions skip, but it doesn’t matter because every movement feels heavy, slow, like tension pulling inside your chest. And when it ends - you don’t even realize it ended, you just sit there, cursor still hovering over her lips, wondering if you should click again or leave it open like some guilty shrine.

Added: Jul 18, 2025 💬 11 🎮 1k

Latest comment by jaylicou:
"hi"

Taking the role of a woman in "Morning Coffee" means embracing the chaos and thrill of an office secretary's life. Your main task revolves around more than just typing memos or answering calls - it's about balancing work duties with personal desires.

As a secretary, you're not just the backbone of the company, you're caught in a web where every decision could lead to promotion or scandal. Money flows if you work hard or charm harder, but that's only the surface. Climbing the corporate ladder demands more than just efficiency – it requires using every tool at your disposal, including your body and wits.

The office is a playground of secrets and power struggles, where your boss and coworkers are both allies and obstacles. Every interaction can be a chance to turn a situation to your advantage or lose everything. The way you handle these encounters will determine if you ascend to management or become just another forgotten employee.

This text adventure puts you in control of every choice, letting you shape your story through risky decisions and seductive encounters. Will you keep your integrity, or will you embrace the darker side of the office to get what you want? And when sex becomes a weapon, how far are you willing to go to secure your future?

"Morning Coffee" isn’t just about surviving the 9-to-5; it’s about thriving in a charged atmosphere where every glance, whisper, and secret deal could change your fate. The line between work and play blurs, and your actions ripple through the company like a scandal waiting to explode. It’s a game of power, pleasure, and manipulation that keeps you hooked from the first steamy encounter to the final boardroom showdown.

If you're ready to test your limits, seduce your boss, outwit coworkers, and make choices that lead to explosive outcomes, then this game is your next obsession. Don’t just answer phones - command the office with your presence, your mind, and yes, your desires. The question is, how far will you go to claim your spot at the top?

Within this game, your role as a female secretary, you're thrown into a high-pressure environment filled with temptation and strategy. Money, influence, and sexual favors are all on the table - if you know how to use your charms effectively.

Added: Apr 07, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This one feels like sneaking your phone under the desk while pretending to answer Slack messages. You play as this 21-year-old guy who’s supposed to be a tutor, but honestly, it’s more like you’re just orbiting around a house full of women you’ve spent way too long imagining naked. Your two “sisters” Nicole and Mia are around you almost all the time, and the game loves to push that line where normal family moments suddenly get way too horny. Nicole leans over your shoulder to “check your work” and her tits are just pressed against your arm, soft and heavy, and you’re stuck pretending to focus on some assignment while the game quietly zooms into that view. It doesn’t rush to the sex all at once, which annoyed me at first, but then there’s this slow burn thing where a casual hug lasts just one second too long, or you catch a glimpse of Mia’s panties when she climbs on the couch. There’s a weird feeling of guilt and arousal twisted together, like watching porn in a room that smells like actual people. I swear the way the camera lingers feels dirty by itself.

The mix of AI CG and real porn clips is kinda the main thing here. One moment you’re in a scene with this slightly uncanny but hot CG “MILF” mom, Emily, soft skin, tight shirt, that whole “I know you’ve been staring, don’t lie” energy. Her hand brushes your thigh once, twice, and the third time she doesn’t move it away. Then suddenly it cuts to this real pornstar that looks close enough to her, real flesh, real skin texture under bedroom light, and it hits way harder than some perfect glossy fake model. When she spreads her legs and you finally slide into her, the sound isn’t fake moaning garbage. It’s those messy, wet, little half-breaths you usually only hear in leaked clips. The vaginal sex scenes with the real models feel heavier, like you can almost feel the weight of her ass dropping down onto you, the slap of skin, her thighs quivering while the “son” POV is holding the camera too close. Sometimes the transition from CG to real looks a bit off, like you’re switching channels, and it pulled me out of it more than once, same face but not quite the same, eyes a bit different. It’s not game breaking, just a tiny itch in the back of the brain that never really goes away and yeah, I’m still annoyed by it. There’s a bunch of voyeur stuff too, like standing outside a half-open door watching your mom undress, or spying on Mia as she fingers herself with her headphones on, completely lost, hips twitching while you’re just staring, breathing too fast in the dark hallway. The game quietly encourages that bad habit, click here, peek there, maybe she notices you, maybe she pretends not to. It’s not subtle, but it is filthy in the good way. And if you’re scrolling Pornhub on your phone while pretending to “check the walkthrough” for a choice, well, I’m not judging.

Added: Nov 05, 2025 💬 2 🎮 1k

Latest comment by Dooger:
"Would LOVE to see MC, knock-up MOMMY!!!?????"