There is something kind of dirty in a nostalgic way about seeing Samus like this. Not the heroic bounty hunter from the cartridge days, not the cool armor queen from Metroid, just a blonde prison toy chained to the wall, legs spread like some cheap old doujin from Toranoana. The game really leans into that feeling that you somehow broke into a forgotten hentai folder on a Japanese PC from 2004. No story screens, no long intro text, you open it and she is already locked up, wrists tight, ankles forced apart, tits pushed up like they are trying to escape the suit before she does. It hits fast and stupid, which honestly fits the mood. She looks angry and proud at first, then you start poking around with the toys and that expression begins to melt in the most shameless way.

What surprised me a bit was how nice the control over her outfit feels, even if it is just a few toggles. Swiping between her full power suit bits, that classic blue body suit thing, or just peeling everything off so it is only pale skin, big boobs and that pussy center screen. You catch yourself doing this weird little ritual: undress a bit, tease her nipples, swap clothing, make her piss herself with the vibrator still pressed to her clit, then strip her completely and dump a load in her. It almost feels like playing dress up with a figma, except the figure is leaking and moaning and getting a tentacle pushed inside. Speaking of piss, the pee stuff is way more in your face than usual Nintendo parodies. There is this one moment when you crank the vibrator speed and her face gets that "too much" look, and if you tap the right thing she just starts peeing while trembling, thighs shiny, liquid splashing down her butt. The sound is kinda gross but also kind of perfect, like an old low bitrate hentai video from eMule. I kept turning the volume up on VLC like an idiot even though it is a browser game.

The toys are simple on paper, but the way they stack gives it that good hentai-game feel. You shove in the geisha balls, pull them out slow, her hole clings a bit, then you swap to this fat dildo and you see the way her belly moves slightly when you push it deeper, like those classic CG sets where Samus was getting used by aliens instead of actually saving the galaxy. Then there is the tentacle, of course there is, this is Samus. It curls around her thigh first, then you slide it into her from below and it looks almost like it came from some rogue Metroid hiding off screen. It does not even pretend to be romantic. It is abuse, straight up: she is tied, she cannot fight back, and you are free to pound her, flood her, make her pee, then pump a creampie into her while her eyes roll up. The cum shot is stupidly big, white mess overflowing from her stretched pussy, dripping down her ass onto the floor like a ruined cake. I like how she sometimes still looks proud even with cream leaking everywhere, like the game forgot she was supposed to be broken already. There is a weird charm in that, like old hentai artists who never read the source and drew Samus with the wrong color eyes. If you grew up sneaking Metroid art from Pixiv and pretending it was "for the lore", this twisted little jail cell feels exactly like the kind of filthy spin-off your teenage brain wished existed but would never show on any Nintendo console.

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Hungry guy, empty fridge, still a bit buzzed from a Christmas party, and horny enough to fuck the wallpaper. That’s the whole vibe here. He doesn’t want to cook, he just wants something hot and fast, so he calls for pizza, and yeah, you already know this isn’t going to stay about food for long. The nice thing is how casual it starts. No big dramatic build up, just this simple “I’m starving, let’s order” mood that slowly slides into “ok, I’m actually more hungry for dick than for pepperoni.” I liked that the apartment looks like someone actually lives there: messy after-party feel, bottle here, random junk there, guy in his underwear moving around like it’s nobody’s business. When the pizza boy shows up, the whole “gay dream” thing is obvious, like this is exactly the stupid fantasy your brain makes when you’re half drunk on the couch with Pornhub still open in another tab. And it works. The moment the door opens and they just look at each other a bit too long, you can feel that “oh, we’re doing this” energy, even before anyone starts saying anything that sounds like a porn script.

The sex itself is very direct. No long romance, no soft teasing, just two dudes going from small talk to mouth on cock in what feels like three heartbeats. I like how they don’t pretend it’s all clean and elegant. It’s messy, noisy, kind of rough. The main guy is clearly more than “just a little curious,” he practically jumps the delivery guy, and when things move to hard fucking it doesn’t try to hide the details. You see the kind of pounding where you think “yeah, he’s going to feel that tomorrow,” and that is exactly the charm here. There are moments when the camera lingers a bit too long on one angle and you’re like “ok, I get it, he’s getting fucked, move,” but then a new position kicks in and you forget you were annoyed. I kept focusing on tiny stupid details like the pizza box just abandoned on the table, probably getting cold while they’re ramming each other on the couch, and I kind of wished at some point someone would at least take a bite, just to lean into the joke. It never happens and it bothered me way more than it should. But the whole thing still feels like that perfect horny fantasy you’d have after a party: alone, hungry, you order food, and instead of eating, you end up with a cock deep inside you and your brain going “this is so wrong” while your body just begs for it to get even rougher.

Added: Dec 23, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

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You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

Added: Apr 12, 2018 💬 16 🎮 1k

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Android 18’s curves are impossible to ignore. Her blonde hair cascades over her shoulders, framing a face that promises pleasure and danger, and everyone fantasizes about getting inside her.

But not just anyone can handle her. Android 18 scans the room, searching for someone worthy.

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Feel the heat rise as Android 18’s big tits bounce with every thrust. Cumshots splash across polished metal surfaces, marking a battlefield of pleasure.

This game isn’t just about watching two androids fuck. Android 18’s sultry voice invites you closer, promising more than just skin-deep fun.

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Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 7 🎮 1k

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Crashing through enemy lines as a seductive kunoichi with massive tits straining her combat suit. This fast-paced, sensual side scroller puts you in charge, you'll dash and dodge - but don’t expect mercy. Each hit she takes tears away her clothing.

If you linger too long under assault, enemies won’t just stop at beating her down. These vile creatures won’t hesitate to penetrate this sweet shinobi. As her pleasure rises, her health bars drop dangerously low.

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You’ll feel the tension as every move counts; one slip could mean the difference between dominating the battlefield or becoming a submissive prey. Unleash devastating attacks to knock down opponents before they overwhelm you.

How far can your sexy kunoichi make it without being completely fucked beyond repair?. Every victory grants a brief breath before the next wave of debauchery descends.

Shinobi Girl is not for the faint-hearted; it's a ruthless mix of intense action and raw sexual domination. Step into a twisted world where the line between hunter and prey blurs violently.

Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k

Picture your puppies going all out, fucking in the middle of your kitchen. Strange, isn’t it? That’s the raw scene playing out in this multiplayer fantasy. This isn’t passive; you get down deep, wielding your hands, tongue, chunks, and fuck toys to push her past the edge.

She’s not just any furry babe; she’s a feral vixen craving raw, unfiltered domination and lush, dripping orgasms. Amidst countertops and scattered dishes, the heat rises as bodies slam and slide, dripping with desire.

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