You wake up and you’re just… gone. No heartbeat, no body, nothing, and then this sharp, smug girl in heels and stockings basically tells you, “Yeah, you’re dead, deal with it.” She calls herself Miss Fortune, like she’s proud of ruining lives, and she drags you into this twisted fantasy afterlife where everything is horny and wrong in a very good way. The whole thing feels like some insane hentai fever dream someone had after too much porn and too little sleep. She treats you like a plaything right from the first dialogue choice, teasing, threatening, promising rewards if you behave, or “punishments” if you don’t, and both options sound hot anyway. The tone is funny, kind of dark, but also goofy. One second she’s telling you about the “rules” of this world, the next second she’s asking if you prefer your monster girls chained or just begging. There’s a bit where she deliberately gets in your personal space, talks about “owning your afterlife,” and I swear my brain just shut down and my hand moved on its own.
Then come the goblins. Not the gross movie kind, more like thick hentai goblins with ridiculous big tits, wide hips, soft green skin, and faces that are somehow cute and filthy at the same time. You stumble into their territory and, depending on what you say, they either jump you, worship your dick like some holy artifact, or tie you up and make you watch as they grind on you until you can’t think straight. There’s one scene where you get pinned to a crude stone altar by a goblin girl with these huge bouncing boobs, and she’s riding your chest and using your cock between them like it’s just another toy. She keeps slapping her tits together and laughing like she’s in charge of you now. And she is. I actually had to pause once because the way she talks, all cocky and needy at the same time, hit a very specific part of my brain. Not even gonna lie, the casual way the game treats fucked up stuff is kinda sexy. One minute it’s lighthearted goblin titty-fucking, the next there’s a harsh collar, leather straps, and Miss Fortune watching from a dark corner like she’s grading your performance. The BDSM bits swing between playful “I’ll tease you until you cry” and “you’re my property now, shut up and obey,” and it never feels shy about going too far. Sometimes it actually talks too much, like a long text chain where the dom character keeps overexplaining the situation, but then you hit a line like “you exist to make me cum” and all that reading suddenly feels worth it. You bounce from scene to scene, from casual sex under a weird glowing tree, to a goblin gangbang where they argue over who gets to sit on your face first, to punishment sessions where you’re locked, edged, used. It’s rough, silly, horny, and strangely cozy for a world where you’re technically dead and owned by a sadistic admin of the afterlife. Honestly, I started it just to “check it out for a minute” on my phone at work, then suddenly I’m alt-tabbing between spreadsheets and goblin milf tits, wondering what the hell happened to my dignity. And then not really caring.
Added: May 19, 2025
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