I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

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Added: Jul 24, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

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Inosuke gets dropped into this weird-ass town that feels like someone mashed Demon Slayer fanfic, a horny fever dream, and a janky RPG Maker project together, then just hit “publish” and went for a smoke. The vibe is simple: walk around, poke everything, annoy everyone, and very quickly realize every woman here wants your dick way more than they should. It starts kind of normal, you’re talking to people about demons, rumors, “something strange in the area,” that usual anime spooky build-up. Then one scene later, you’re watching Mitsuri’s tits bounce in a way that would absolutely break her spine, and the tone is gone forever. In a good way. Mostly. The writing tries to pretend there is a big mystery, like clouds gathering, people hiding secrets, legends of the town and all that, but then the game keeps throwing ahegao faces at you every few minutes and your brain just goes “yeah yeah, demons, whatever, show me more of Shinobu losing her composure.”

The best bit is how it uses the familiar Kimetsu cast, but just shamelessly horny. Nezuko is drawn with this soft, almost cute style, then the next CG she is drooling and cross-eyed while Inosuke rails her like he is fighting an Upper Moon. Kanao looks shy and closed off at first, looking away in conversations, then in her H scene she’s got that full ahegao like she just discovered a new breathing style called “Orgasm Breathing, Third Form: Can’t Walk After This.” Tamayo and Lady Tamayo basically steal the show though, their body type is pure big tits, big ass fantasy, and the camera knows it. There is one scene where Inosuke is supposed to be asking about the town’s curse or legend or whatever, but the CG just zooms in on her cleavage for too long and you forget what he was even talking about. The game will ask you to choose dialogue options, like you are roleplaying some serious investigation, but let’s be honest, every path leads to “vaginal sex with another curvy demon slayer woman.” And I like that. I also hate that there is this one door in town that stays locked forever, with no payoff, and it annoys me way more than it should. Still think about that damn door.

It is not polished, and that is kind of the charm. The 2d drawings look good, then suddenly one CG has weird hands or a strange neck and you notice it, but you keep clicking because Daki’s ass is taking half the screen. Some transitions are abrupt, like you’re mid-convo with Aoi and suddenly hard cut, she is naked and moaning, no foreplay, no smooth build-up, just “ah yes, sex now.” It feels like a sandbox pretending to be a story, or maybe a story pretending to be a sandbox, and the result is this messy loop where you run around town, talk to Nakime, get a hint, then immediately ignore it to go find Mukago or Suma for another scene. There is a silly moment where Inosuke is supposed to act confused by human emotions, but he somehow knows every sex position on earth and that contrast made me laugh harder than it should. Some routes, like with Hinatsuru and Makio, take a bit longer to unlock and suddenly the pacing feels like waiting in line at a crowded bar, then all at once three new scenes crash on you and your brain just shrugs and accepts it. It is horny, chaotic, often clumsy, full of big tits and bigger mistakes, but it leans into its own nonsense so hard that you end up going with it.

Added: Sep 13, 2025 💬 16 🎮 1k

There is this weird thing that happens when you play a horny horror game that is trying to scare you and make you horny at the same time. Your brain kind of short circuits. This one leans heavy into that. You’re in this fake-ass Halloween version of that “you work at night with killer animatronics” setup, but everything is twisted into furry hentai territory. The first time Frenni leans into the camera during a jumpscare and you realize, oh, her chest is just out like that, no shame, with that robot shine on her nipples… yeah, my pussy clenched and my survival instincts argued with my horny side like two drunk girls fighting in a club toilet. You’re checking cameras, doing your little routine, pretending you care about power management, and then you catch a glimpse of a thick robotic bunny just grinding on a chair in an empty room like she’s bored and horny. I’ve literally done that on Chaturbate during slow nights, so it hit way too close. Except here, if you stare too long, she notices. And when she notices, you’re fucked. In the best and worst way.

The lewd scenes are what everyone is here for, let’s be honest. The “caught” moment feels like those times I forget to turn off my Lovense app after stream and some random guy keeps pinging my toy while I’m half undressed. One of my favorite bits was getting cornered in a hallway, lights flickering, and that tall animatronic just stepping closer and closer until the screen fills with body, hips, fur, all that synthetic skin, and suddenly you’re pinned. No fade to black bullshit. You’re right there watching metal fingers spread you like they’re checking for a short circuit between your legs. They treat your body like it’s another part to test, press and push and shove in, and it’s dirty in this cold, mechanical way that feels so different from normal hentai. It’s like: “You are a toy, human. Let’s see how deep we can put things.” It honestly reminded me of testing new toys on stream and pretending to be calm while my eyes keep rolling back. Here you don’t need to pretend. You just take it.

Controls are simple enough that you don’t really think about them, which I liked, because I was busy thinking “do I want to get caught this round or do I actually try to win.” Sometimes the cameras feel janky, or maybe that’s just my laptop having 15 Chrome tabs open and Telegram blowing up in the background. There’s this annoying little delay when you swap views that made me miss some really hot angles. I’m still mad about that one shot where Frenni bent over to crawl into a vent and the stream froze right on her tail. Never got that angle again. The horror side… yeah, there are real jump moments, but after a while the fear melts into this horny tension. Like edging, but with killer furries. You know something’s coming. You half want it to. And if you’re the kind who watches Five Nights streams just to thirst over cursed animatronics, this feels like someone finally admitted what we were all thinking and then took it three levels dirtier.

Added: Mar 09, 2025 💬 10 🎮 1k

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"bonnie would leave me the f alone bro"

This one feels like somebody took that whole Jedi mythos, grabbed it by the throat and said “ok but what if the casting couch was real in the Temple?” and then actually leaned into it instead of doing the usual soft tease. You’re not just clicking through tame training scenes, you’re basically watching Ahsoka walk into a sleazy “selection process” where everybody pretends it’s official Jedi procedure while the sound tells you it’s absolutely not. The visuals are nice and all, but I’m that weirdo who zooms in on the audio first, and here the sound work carries like half the filth by itself.

The early scenes start deceptively clean. Little room hum, some faint sci‑fi ambience, those fake “holoprojector” beeps that are clearly just filtered UI clicks, but they sit in the background nicely. Then Ahsoka speaks and you get that slightly shy, slightly cocky tone, like she’s still a padawan but knows damn well why she’s standing there. Her voice isn’t perfect, you hear a bit of cheap mic in some lines, but the moans later? Those are raw in a good way. They peak a bit, distort just a hair when she really gasps, and that actually works with this sleazy audition vibe. Feels like somebody recorded it in a small studio on too much coffee, not some sterile fake porn library. The first time the “director” tells her to turn around, there’s this tiny cloth rustle and a short breath that sounds almost accidental, and that sold me harder than any of the CG.

Once the casting actually turns nasty, the audio shifts from “haha parody” into “ok this is proper hentai territory now.” Wet sounds kick in, thicker than I expected, like they layered 3 different squelches from some free pack and then EQ’d them until it gets this sticky click in the mids. It’s borderline too loud against the voices, but that imbalance gives this cheap porn studio feel that completely fits the theme. When Ahsoka gets pushed against that console, you hear her lekku smack against something for half a second, like a dull flump, and there’s a desperate little whine in her throat that lines up with the frame perfectly. I rewound that twice on VLC just to check if it was a coincidence. It wasn’t.

Not everything lands. The “spacey” room reverb is a bit inconsistent between scenes, and one of the climax loops has this annoying high hiss, like somebody forgot to soft‑gate the track. Also there’s a scene where he goes rougher on her and the thrust sounds feel too copy‑pasted, same three hits in a row, and it pulls you out of it if you listen carefully. Music is almost nothing, just a few low pads and a lazy loop that fades in and out without logic, but weirdly that helps. You’re left with voices, grunts, skin, table creaks, a little electronic beep here and there pretending this is some official Jedi formality. When she tries to keep her “respectful” tone while choking on cock and her voice breaks from formal to full-on slut in the same sentence, and the mic pops a little on the consonants, that’s the moment I stopped caring about the small technical crap. It sounds dirty in a way polished stuff never does, like a bad idea happening in a very quiet part of the Temple where nobody is supposed to hear, except you hear every damn noise.

Added: Nov 12, 2022 💬 5 🎮 1k

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"@Anakin Skywalker - haha the Star Wars references in the comments are great! This game is actually p..."