I opened this thing half expecting another boring click-and-fap, some lazy Tifa cash-grab. It kinda is, but it also isn’t, and that’s why I kept poking at it way longer than I planned. You start with her in that usual “I don’t want this” mood, all shy and pissed at the same time. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome. It just throws you into this messed up little fantasy where you are not the nice guy. You touch her, she flinches, she tries to keep her legs closed, the whole vibe is wrong in the exact way a lot of hentai tries to be but fails. Here it actually feels nasty, like you’re crossing a line on purpose, and the game is cheering you on without saying a word. I was on Discord voice with a friend playing League on the side, pretending I’m just alt-tabbed checking Reddit, while I’m actually timing my mouse clicks to her breathing. Real classy.

The tentacles are the real stars here and that kinda annoyed me at first. I came for Tifa, not some slimy hentai monster stealing the screen time. They coil around her tits, squeeze them, jiggle them, drag the fabric just enough that you want to yell at the screen to move faster. At one moment I was just staring at one single tentacle pressing into her boob, watching the skin squish, thinking “why does this look so damn good when the rest of the UI looks like it was done in Paint?” You poke her body and she reacts in that mix of panic and forced arousal, and it’s honestly a bit fucked how quickly your brain switches from “this is wrong” to “ok, push harder, make her break.” I liked that the game doesn’t baby you with tutorials. You just figure it out by groping around, literally. I clicked the wrong spot once and got this tiny change in her face, like she was holding back a moan and hating herself for it, and that one tiny expression hit harder than some full scenes in other hentai stuff. The control feels kind of janky, sometimes the click doesn’t trigger what you want, and I kept misclicking the same exact spot near her thigh, which drove me crazy, but then I’d see a new reaction and forget I was mad. When you finally switch from letting the tentacles play with her to stepping in with a real cock, it turns into this tag-team assault where you feel more like the director of her humiliation than just a player pushing buttons. And yeah, that last facial is pure cruelty, the kind where she looks like she wants to disappear but she’s drenched and out of excuses. I closed the tab, opened it again five minutes later, swore I was done with it, and then went right back to forcing her legs apart like some hentai goblin with no self-control.

Added: Apr 03, 2021 💬 3 🎮 1k

Latest comment by King:
"W"

Okay, listen, this thing - D20 Magic Dice - feels like it was made by someone who got bored of regular fanfics and thought, "what if my dice actually listened?" It starts harmless, like you're just screwing around with known faces - Tsunade giving that smug look, Rumi smirking like she knows what you’re about to wish for - but then the dice starts whispering, and suddenly your “what if” turns into “oh sh*t did that actually happen.” It’s half fantasy, half psychological trip, because the game doesn’t even pretend to care about logic. One roll and you're tangled up with Ada Wong complaining about the rules while Zelda’s in the corner, definitely not innocent anymore. You can try to act like you’re in control, but nah, the dice runs the show.

What’s crazy is how it mixes worlds that should never touch - Overwatch, Naruto, Chainsaw Man, all mashed together like some fever dream Reddit thread. And it kinda works. When Tsunade shows up, she’s not even pretending to be from Konoha anymore, she’s just this raw, dominant energy that makes every dialogue choice feel like a bad idea you still click anyway. There’s something genuinely hot about the way scenes build up, not because it’s “beautifully written,” but because it feels like you weren’t supposed to see it. The backgrounds barely matter, the music loops weirdly, and sometimes the text skips a line mid-sentence, and somehow that glitchy vibe makes it even dirtier.

But the dice, man. The dice keeps asking stuff like “do you want to roll again?” and you know you shouldn’t, but you do, because you’re an idiot, and the next thing you know Nico Robin is whispering things in your ear that would get your account banned if you typed them out. It’s both trashy and hypnotic. I wanted to quit halfway, but I just didn’t. Not because of the plot - there isn’t one - but because it’s the kind of chaos that feels too aware of your own curiosity. If there was an award for “Most Unholy Crossover That Somehow Works,” this one wins it without rolling for advantage.

Added: Sep 09, 2025 💬 10 🎮 1k

Latest comment by oliver:
"You can buy things in the Bar, by Astolfo"

I don’t know why I even clicked this one. Maybe because I was half-drunk and saw Hinata’s face on the thumbnail, or maybe because I’ve got that soft spot for those messy parody worlds where everyone’s older, jaded, and way too horny for their own good. The thing starts slow, like it’s pretending to care about your “choices,” but before you even realize it, you’re knee-deep in scenes that feel too personal, too raw. I mean, I’ve played plenty of these hentai sandboxes, but this one… it doesn’t even pretend to be polite. Boruto’s there, weirdly confident, cocky in a way that makes you both hate and want him, and Hinata - god, she’s written like someone’s fever dream after a breakup. There’s this scene in the bath, the kind that drags too long, the steam barely hiding anything, and I kept thinking, “Why’s this hitting harder than it should?” Maybe it’s the music looping wrong, like an old memory that won’t stop playing.

The AI art is uneven, sure, but sometimes it lands so well it’s uncomfortable. I wish they didn’t make Tsunade so submissive - it doesn’t fit her - but then again, maybe that’s the whole point. The corruption bits feel almost lazy at first, but then there’s that moment, that one line where she gives in, and you kind of forget it’s pixels. I got stuck in the sandbox part for an hour, mostly because I couldn’t figure out if I was supposed to feel bad for what I was doing or not. It’s not even about the sex half the time, it’s about watching everyone slowly lose their sense of self, like the war didn’t end, it just moved inside their bedrooms. And yeah, the urination scene was too much for me, I skipped it, not out of disgust but because it felt too intimate, like reading someone’s diary.

I still don’t know if I liked it. Maybe that’s the charm. Maybe it’s just broken in a way that feels honest. There’s a rough tenderness buried under all the filth, like the dev didn’t want to make porn but couldn’t help himself. I kept thinking about Kushina’s eyes long after closing the tab. They looked tired. Not sexy, just… tired. Maybe that’s why I’m writing this at all.

Added: Aug 25, 2025 💬 86 🎮 1k

Latest comment by Ahmadiod46317:
"nice"

I kinda like how this thing just throws you on the beach with zero ceremony, like a porn scene that forgot the fake pizza delivery plot. You blink, screen fades, and suddenly there’s Android 18’s tight little android ass and Erza’s thick redhead booty right there, basically sitting on your camera like they’re testing how much your screen can handle. No grinding tutorial, no “are you over 18” question that ruins the mood, it just goes straight to cheeks and you have to catch up mentally. The loop hits fast: twerking, bouncing, a little teasing flash when they tilt their hips, and then it restarts, like your brain stuck in a horny GIF folder. Feels almost wrong how quick you accept it.

What made me laugh is how 18 keeps this cold expression, like she’s bored as fuck while her ass claps in your face. It’s such a Dragon Ball Z mood: world could explode, she doesn’t care, but she’ll still push that perfect pussy close enough you almost feel the sand. Then Erza, who in my memory is normally screaming and swinging swords, here just grinding her thick ass in slow motion, like she discovered twerk tutorials on TikTok and overtrained. The crossover energy is so weird that it actually works. This is not “canon”, obviously, but my brain was like, yeah sure, red haired S-class mage letting her asshole stretch for an android on a beach, why not, I’ve seen worse in doujins on Fakku. The anal focus is brutal in a good way: all the small motions around the rim, the way they angle to show exactly that spot, not softcore shy at all. Sometimes the loop feels too short, like you are just about to enjoy the view of 18 spreading wide and it cuts back to them shaking again. And then I replay. Again. And again. That restart button is like the “repeat” icon on Pornhub that you pretend you don’t use.

One tiny thing drove me crazy: the sound timing. There’s this moment where Android 18 pushes her ass back, you expect the clap to match, but it lands half a second off, like a drunk DJ. Not game breaking, but once you notice, you can’t unsee it. Also I kept waiting for some kind of little power-up, like a ki spark on her asshole or Erza accidentally summoning a magic circle under your face, something stupid, and it never comes. Instead you just get this hypnotic routine of pussies hovering close, asses twerking, camera practically buried between cheeks, and your only “mechanic” is watching, accepting your place as the beach pillow for two anime queens who don’t even acknowledge you. There’s a moment where both of them bend over at the same time, one blonde, one redhead, their assholes aligned like some planetary eclipse of degeneracy, and that’s when I kind of understood the whole thing. It’s not trying to be clever, it’s just asking: how many times will you watch these two bounce and spread before your mouse is slippery and Chrome has 25 hidden tabs of other PedroIllusions stuff. I lost count somewhere around the time Erza’s twerk went from funny to genuinely hot and Android 18’s perfectly shaved pussy felt more “real” than half the faces in my Instagram feed.

Added: Mar 20, 2018 💬 4 🎮 1k

Oba feels like that one porn star you keep typing in the search bar, even when you swear you’re going to try something different this time. Big tits, smooth voice, that lazy teasing vibe like she already knows you’re here to jerk off and she’s fine with it. The game doesn’t even pretend to be about anything else. You just get dropped into her little apartment and your job is basically: poke around with the blue dots, watch what happens, see how far you can push her. It’s almost like those old flash games on sites you don’t admit you still bookmark, only this one leans so hard into her curves it’s actually kind of funny. Her boobs move first, everything else arrives after them.

What I like is how the camera keeps slipping into that pov angle where it feels like you’re right in front of her, cock in hand, while she’s looking up at you with that “are you going to fuck me or what?” face. First time I clicked the dot near her bra strap, she just smirked, pulled it off a bit too slow, and those huge tits bounced out like they were trying to escape. No stupid dialogue wheel, no fake romance crap, just you choosing where to look and what to touch. One dot and she’s on her knees, lips shiny, taking your dick all the way, drool running down. Next dot and suddenly she’s bent over, ass high, pussy already wet, waiting for you to decide if you wanna slide into her cunt or slam it in her ass instead. She moans in this soft japanese accent when you push it in, not that over-the-top screaming, more like a dirty whisper that makes it feel weirdly more real. The sound when you fuck her from behind, balls slapping her, her tits swinging under her, actually made me stop clicking for a second just to stare. Then again, the loop between some actions is a bit short and it bugged me that her hair clips through her shoulder in one scene, and I kept noticing it and then losing the rhythm, but yeah, nobody’s going to patch that and I know it.

One of the hotter bits for me is when the dot pulls you into this “home visit” kind of angle. You’re basically in that fake hentai family setup, she acts like that older woman who’s way too close, sitting next to you, shirt a bit open, tit almost falling out while she asks totally normal questions. Then you click again and suddenly she’s riding you, her big boobs bouncing in your face while she leans down and kisses you like she shouldn’t be doing any of this. It feels wrong in exactly the way it’s meant to, like those old censored japanese dvds where the camera is way too close and you know exactly what kind of “relative” she’s supposed to be, even if nobody says it. The last scene I found had her on her back, legs spread, you pounding her cunt while her finger is in her own ass, playing with it, getting it ready for when you swap holes. That switch, sliding from pussy into her tight asshole, watching her toes curl while she clutches the sheets, is the kind of thing I rewound on Pornhub more times than I want to admit. The only thing I kept thinking was that I wanted one more really slow, “you just came but she wants more” scene and it never showed up, no matter how much I mashed those blue dots. Maybe it’s hidden behind some weird click order, maybe it’s just not there. Kinda fits the game honestly. Oba shows you just enough, fucks your brain for a while, and then leaves you staring at the screen, half tempted to go again even though you already got what you came for.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k

This one feels like some horny dude took the classic “sexy office secretary” fantasy, stripped it of all the fake story fluff, and just left the ass and the keyboard. You open it and there she is, already bent over her desk, nylons tight on her thighs, skirt riding up so much you basically forget she has a face. The camera just lives on her ass, zoomed where you want it, no pointless walking around, no fake emails to click. It’s like the game knows you didn’t come here to roleplay a serious businessman. You’re here to smack that office butt and type the filthiest stuff your brain can come up with.

The main thing you actually do is type. That’s the funny part. Not like boring “type the word apple” bullshit, but you literally bang out rude, nasty words on your keyboard, and the game reacts. Gentle words and it’s kinda tame, like soft jiggles, light slaps, small reactions. Start typing way dirtier language and her score meter goes up, her moans get sharper, the camera shakes a bit when you land a hit, almost like she’s pushing her ass back against your hand. You don’t get a tutorial shoving it in your face, you just realize “oh, if I write filth, she likes it more.” It’s stupid in a good way. I was halfway through a swear word in another language and the game still gave me points, so yeah, the system is not smart, but I kinda loved that. There’s this quick moment where you’re trying to see how far you can push it, like “ok, what if I write this really horrible thing,” and suddenly the spanking animation picks up and you’re like “oh, it actually rewarded that, damn.”

There’s a bunch of little touches that stuck with me more than they should. The way the nylons crease when you pinch her ass, or when you give a slap and the mark stays for a bit, red and hot looking, then slowly fades while you type your next insult. Simple loop, but it hits that monkey-brain spot. You can poke between her cheeks with a finger, drag it along her pussy, and she twitches a bit like she’s trying to keep composure at work, which makes no sense because this is clearly not an HR friendly environment. I was trying to type with one hand and spam-click her with the other and completely messed up my spelling, but the game still counted something and moved the bar, so don’t expect crazy precision. Sometimes the sound desyncs for a second. Sometimes the slap feels a bit soft when it should be meatier. Sometimes her hips clip weirdly when you change intensity. But then you catch that angle where her panties cut into her cheeks and you forget you were annoyed five seconds ago. Whole thing feels like a dirty little browser toy you open between Discord messages, not a serious “game”, and that’s exactly why it works. You talk trash, you spank her, you pinch her ass in nylon, you finger her like a perv, you type even worse words, repeat until your brain melts. No romance route. No pretend story. Just you, your keyboard, and one very patient secretary ass.

Added: May 07, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k