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Hot take first: this thing feels like somebody mashed a horny gacha game with a trashy anime convention joke and then accidentally made it kind of addictive. You start out thinking “ok, it’s just Fairy Tail girls and My Hero Academia waifus in a parody thing, I know the drill”, then suddenly you’re ten battles deep, checking the mailbox like a freak because you want to see what filthy little “prize” shows up next. Half of them are items to boost your fighters, half of them look like something customs would absolutely confiscate, and somehow both feel important. The more you level the girls, the more their clothes just… give up. At first it’s tiny changes, like shorter skirt, open jacket, that kind of slow burn tease. At some point you hit one more evolution and she just shows up like “hi, gravity does not exist for these tits anymore” and you’re there pretending you are evaluating stats, not staring at areola physics that don’t even exist on screen but your brain still fills in. It is rude in a good way.
What’s funny, the game pretends it’s about strategy and management and whatever, but we both know that “auto” battle button is the real MVP. You turn it on, let it do the hard work, and your brain is free to focus on the important questions like “since when is this Fairy Tail mage wearing a collar that looks like it belongs in a cheap motel” or “why does this My Hero parody hero’s upgraded costume look like she lost a fight with a washing machine and all that survived was her thigh-highs”. I like how the harem angle just sneaks up too. At first you’re just collecting fighters. After a while the roster page feels like your own cursed Tinder, every portrait some over-sexed anime girl from a different fandom, all staring at you like “you gonna spend resources on me or what”. I tried to play smart, stick to one main team, min-max a bit, but then a new crossover girl appears with a smug smirk and an outfit that looks like one wrong move and her boobs pop out, and suddenly my whole plan collapses. Also there is this tiny thing that annoyed me: the mail icon blinks in this very specific way that made me alt-tab constantly, thought I got Telegram notification. Still kinda mad about it and the game does not care. Sex scenes and outfits lean hard into hentai energy, lots of over-the-top expressions, poses that absolutely would break a normal spine, and that goofy parody humor that sometimes lands and sometimes feels like your drunk friend cracking lewd jokes at a party. But that’s the charm here. It never feels “classy”, it feels like a messy, horny fanfic where you accidentally become a pimp-style manager of battle waifus and just roll with it, pretending you are here for the battle system while your mouse keeps hovering over the next evolution button like a creep.
Added: Jan 17, 2022 💬 0 🎮 1k