I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

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"wow"

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Added: Jul 24, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

Latest comment by hI:
"What"

You start as this kinda clueless guy with a family drama story, but the game throws that into a horny blender with monsters, religion stuff and way too many girls who call you “master” way too fast. It feels like somebody tried to write a serious fantasy RPG, then got distracted by tits and never fully came back. One second you’re asking why your family was kicked out of town, next second a priestess with giant boobs is kneeling in front of you, talking about “holy blessings” while clearly thinking about your dick, and honestly that’s when I stopped pretending I cared about the politics. In a good way. Well, sometimes in a stupid way too, because the dialog swings between emotional and full ahegao in like two clicks, but whatever, my brain adjusted.

What got me hooked is how the world wants to corrupt you as much as you want to corrupt it. You’re stuck between humans and sexy monster girls, and almost everyone wants to use you, worship you, ride you, or all three. You can play the hero, but then you trigger some mind control spell “for the greater good” and suddenly you’re ordering a shy elf virgin to strip in a church and pose like a slut in front of the altar. The game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s fine.” That whole religion angle is wild: nuns secretly masturbating in confession, a milf abbess who talks about purity while having anal creampies in the back room, and of course some holy lactation because of a “blessing of fertility” that is definitely not blessed. I loved it, then I thought it was too much, then I kinda loved it again. There is also this annoying tiny UI thing on mobile where the text button overlaps a choice and it pissed me off, and I’m still annoyed, and no I won’t explain it more.

The sandbox side is where the filth really snowballs. You wander the town, the forest, monster camps, temples, brothel alleys, and it feels like every location hides one more way to ruin somebody’s innocence. You train slaves, bang twins, tease them, spank them, whore them out, romance them, cheat on them, then knock them up and watch their bellies grow while they still go on adventures with you. Once I had a monster girl with huge tits, pregnant with my kid, doing oral in a public square while an enchanted crowd watched and couldn’t move. Total voyeur porn, with you as the bastard puppeteer. Another time I tried to be “nice guy route” and five minutes later I was giving a “comforting” handjob to a crying girl whose mind I had kinda broken earlier with magic, so yeah, the morality is flexible. Cosplay scenes pop up too, like making a priestess dress in a slutty cat outfit in the middle of a holy festival. Lesbian side scenes happen around you, like your harem girls grinding on each other when you’re not even touching them, then begging you to join. It sort of feels like a long, horny first date that accidentally turned into a whole messy relationship, full of corruption, pregnancy, prostitution, monster romance, spanking, all that, and you keep telling yourself you’ll stop at “just one more scene” and then there’s another animated blowjob and you forget whatever noble goal you had in the beginning.

Added: May 26, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

Jacob starts this whole thing already on the back foot. Dude is stuck in that tight, awkward space where you’re technically an adult, but your life still orbits around a mom who treats you like a kid and also stares a second too long when you walk past in your boxers. The “problem with his cock” is such a dumb but perfect excuse for what follows. Some doctor says he needs to measure his cum output every day, and from there it goes from embarrassing to fucked up to weirdly sweet. It’s all focused, no choices, like someone is sitting next to you telling a dirty story they probably shouldn’t know in this much detail. You just click, watch, and let it wash over you. Sometimes I actually forgot to blink because the pacing shifts from slow teasing to full-on filth in like one scene cut. Not subtle. Not classy. Didn’t bother me even a bit.

The heart of it is Jacob and his mom Marge, who is strict, bitter, and way too wound up for someone with tits like that. She starts out as this cold authority figure that would probably ground you for breathing too loud, and then she’s suddenly “helping” with those medical measurements in ways that have nothing to do with health. The first time she has to “check” him, it’s played like a clinical thing, but the camera lingers on her lips, her ass when she bends, the way she grips him with just a bit too much care. There is a titjob scene that hits harder than some full sex scenes I’ve seen, just because Jacob is clearly dying inside, half from lust and half from shame. She uses him like a toy while lecturing him about respect, which is such a fucked domination angle. At one point she jerks him off with this annoyed look like he’s the one inconveniencing her by existing with a hard-on, then gets mad when he cums too fast, like he messed up homework. Absolute psycho energy, and it kinda works.

Even though it’s short and linear, there are these tiny character beats that stuck with me more than the actual porn. Jacob trying to avoid eye contact as he cleans himself up and opening his phone like “yeah let me just check Telegram or something while my mom is wiping my dick” hit way too real. I actually alt-tabbed to Twitter mid-scene just because it felt so close to something I would do to cope with awkwardness. Then you get moments where she softens, touches his cheek, calls him “my good boy”, and for five seconds it feels like a wholesome romance before she pushes his head down between her legs and reminds you who runs the house. The incest is never treated like a joke, it has that nasty guilt flavor, which some people will love and some will bounce off hard. Side note, the one thing that actually pissed me off is how long they linger on the mom’s nightgown pattern in a couple scenes. I don’t care about the fucking flowers, show me her hand under it, not the fabric. And then I forgot I was mad like five seconds later when she casually shoves his face into her big ass and tells him to shut up and “focus”. The game kind of feels like that all the time: awkward, horny, a bit wrong, then suddenly weirdly tender, then back to using his virgin brain and cock like they belong to her medical diary.

Added: Oct 18, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

It starts slow, like those late-night chats where you’re not sure if it’s flirting or just… words. You’re the husband, yeah, but half the time it feels like you’re just watching someone else type the things you wish you’d said years ago. The screen blinks, she types, deletes, types again - her messages come with that tiny hesitation that makes your stomach twist. There’s not much to look at, no big animations or anything, but the tension builds anyway. You keep thinking, “nah, she wouldn’t actually do that,” and then she does, and somehow you’re still rooting for her. Or maybe for yourself. I can’t tell anymore. The game plays tricks with that.

Once she starts talking about the “friend from work,” it stops being cute fast. Every choice feels like sticking your hand into a fire, and yet you keep doing it. Teasing, testing, pretending you’re okay with it when you’re not. The voyeur stuff hits different here - like you’re spying on your own relationship instead of someone else’s. It’s strange how much silence you imagine between the messages. I caught myself waiting for typing dots like a maniac. There’s a scene where she describes what she’s wearing, and it’s nothing wild, just a little too personal. That part feels more intimate than the actual sex scenes later. They’re hot, yeah, but also awkward in that real way, like when you’re trying to sound confident but your voice cracks.

I kinda hate how real it feels. Like, I wanted a fantasy and got a mirror. Sometimes her lines sound too perfect, other times messy as hell, and that inconsistency… weirdly works. The corruption angle sneaks in slow. You think you’ll control it - next thing, she’s telling you about what he did, and you’re both aroused and disgusted. I wish there were more consequences, but maybe that’s the point: you just scroll down, keep reading, keep touching the screen like it’ll answer you back. I forgot to mention the sound design - there isn’t any. Or maybe there is? I swear I heard a heartbeat once.

Added: Feb 27, 2026 💬 0 🎮 1k