I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

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Added: Jul 24, 2018 💬 3 🎮 1k

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Added: Jul 29, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

I didn’t expect to end up feeling weirdly sentimental about a game that starts with that rejected-boy trope again. The way it opens - some lonely dude stumbling into power, all dark hands and whispers - should’ve bored me, but it didn’t. Maybe it’s because the fantasy doesn’t even try to pretend to be noble; it’s greasy and honest about being horny, like late-night DMs that get out of control before you can decide whether to regret them. The girls aren’t just background noise either; they hover between angels and demons, always doing something to test how long you can stare before losing yourself. I thought I’d hate the mind-control stuff, but now I can’t tell if I did.

Half the time I was just watching, not playing. That rhythm where everything slows down right before something obscene happens - it felt almost deliberate, teasing in a way that made me check if my sound was too loud. There’s a moment with one character, Rossweisse I think, when the scene shifts so suddenly it’s almost clumsy, but that’s what makes it hot. Imperfect frames, animations twitching like they were trying too hard to breathe - it makes it feel alive, human even, which is messed up considering half of them are monsters or ex-nuns. Somewhere around the point where Asia’s storyline gets tangled with betrayal and moaning, I realized I’d been grinning like an idiot. It’s humiliating to admit that.

The dumbest part? I can’t even remember exactly how domination changes your stats - was it tied to obedience or lust? Doesn’t matter. What stuck with me is how every choice felt like an accident you meant to make. The cheating arc comes out of nowhere, wrecks everything sweet for three scenes, then pretends nothing happened. And that’s perfect. The music’s trash. The lighting glitches sometimes. But when Kuroka murmured that line during that particular position (you’ll know it when you see it), I actually whispered back. Stupid. Real stupid. I’d still load it again immediately, though.

Added: Jan 19, 2026 💬 12 🎮 1k

Latest comment by Croside:
"How do I keep progressing, I already have Xenovia and Asia as lovers, what do I do now?"

Just Bros feels like someone smashed a horny Tumblr feed, a locker room fantasy and a kinda wholesome gay dating sim into one thing, then forgot to polish it and just said “yeah, that’s fine”. You start as this himbo-ish sports bro who claims he’s “not really looking for anything serious” while you get bombed with choices that scream “this is 100% serious”. One moment you’re sharing protein shakes and trash talk with your gym buddy, next moment you’re choosing if you wanna shove him against the showers wall or pretend nothing happened and go play basketball like your cock isn’t still hard. I liked how the game lets you be a bit of a dick or kind of sweet without making a big moral lesson out of it. You tell one guy you’re only in it for fun, then two scenes later you’re lowkey jealous seeing him talk to a barista with better arms than you. Also, I swear at some point I thought the coach was the dad of one of the dudes and I got ready for drama, but turns out I just mixed up sprites and now I can’t unsee it, so the hookups with him felt twice as fucked up in my brain for no reason at all.

What surprised me is how some routes feel like a real romance and then suddenly turn into pure porn in one scene, like they forgot to fade in slowly. You have this quiet night walk with the nerdy statistic guy from the sports club, he talks about injury anxiety, you pick the soft answers, it feels very “I’ll protect your heart bro”, then boom, next CG he’s on his knees in the locker room swallowing you like he’s late for class. It’s hot as hell, just funny how fast it flips. The muscle dudes look like they could bench press a car and still whine about text replies, which I love, even if sometimes the dialogue sounds like Google Translate had a stroke. There’s a route where a guy clearly wants to own you, like full top energy, calling you “good boy” and making you choose whether you kneel or talk back, and honestly that part carried the game for me. But then the next scene he sends the most basic “sup?” text and my horny brain just dies. Small thing that annoyed me: the game keeps throwing “bro” and “dude” every two lines, and at some point it stops sounding like straight-acting and starts feeling like Discord RP written by five different people. Still, that moment where you win a match, crowd cheering, and you sneak off with your rival behind the stadium, pin him to the fence and decide if you’ll kiss him slow or fuck the fight out of him, that stuck with me way more than it should.

Added: Dec 06, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k