Pokemon Go Soiree
Ash getting an invite to a “Pokémon Go party” from Misty already sounds like some cursed Facebook event, but this game actually leans into that in a fun way. It feels like one of those fan comics that got out of hand and someone just turned it into a clickable hentai scene. You drop in right when Ash shows up, totally clueless like always, and Misty is there as this grown up, stacked redhead version of herself, pretending she only wants to “catch them all” on the phone while clearly hunting something else. The whole thing plays like a horny shitpost that somehow remembered to be sexy.
What I liked is how it doesn’t waste time with fake plot bloat. They talk a bit, toss in some Pokémon Go jokes, a couple of nods to gyms and lures, and then Misty basically flips the switch from childhood friend to full on hentai heroine. Her chest is ridiculous, like the artist got stuck zooming in in Photoshop and never went back, and the game treats that as the main event. There’s this moment where she “shows Ash how to get better catches” by making him sit down and guiding his hand, and the screen keeps bouncing between the phone and her tits slipping out more and more. At one point I actually forgot the phone existed, which is funny because the whole thing is supposed to be about that app. Ash keeps acting shy and dumb, which works, but sometimes I wanted him to stop talking and just shut up so I could click the next position. Then when he actually does shut up for a bit, I missed the dumb lines. No idea what I want, honestly.
The game is simple as hell, mostly clicking through dialogue and picking the more pervy choices whenever they pop up. One branch has Misty teasing him by pretending she wants to keep playing Pokémon Go while she’s already half naked, walking around the “party” like it’s totally normal, talking about rare spawns while her huge tits keep bouncing. Another one has her straight up pinning him and making this “reward for loyal trainers” joke that somehow manages to be both stupid and hot. I kept expecting some actual Pokémon to show up in the background and ruin the mood, but it stays focused on the two of them. There’s a tiny thing that annoyed me where a text box covers part of her boobs at a really good angle and I kept clicking back and forth trying to see around it, which obviously doesn’t work, and yeah, I’m still mad about that. But Misty’s redesign is strong enough that I just kept going, even when one of the jokes made me cringe so hard I wanted to alt tab to Twitter for a palate cleanse. It feels like a dirty fanfic someone turned interactive after spending too much time on hentai subreddits, and somehow that fits them way too well.
Added: Apr 17, 2018 💬 4 🎮 1k