Bulma sex pound sayan
First thing, this game feels like somebody grabbed all their teenage horny DBZ fantasies, spilled them on the keyboard, and just went "yeah ok, that’s a game now". You jump in and it’s straight to the point: Bulma, Vegeta, beach vibes, no filler arc, no ten episodes of people charging ki. It’s just Bulma on her back, then on top, then trying to ride Vegeta like she’s got something to prove and clearly her body is like, "girl, no, this guy is built for planet-destroying, not gentle cuddles". The whole angle of it is that first time awkwardness, except they turned the awkward up to 100 and the cock size up to "this should be medically checked". You’re basically guiding how hard Vegeta goes, and it’s hilarious because you start all confident, tapping like "yeah, she can take it", and then her face changes and you instantly feel like some shitty Tinder guy who bragged too much in chat and now doesn’t know where the clit is. The game loves showing Bulma’s face close up when it hurts or when it suddenly flips into that fucked-out pleasure look, and I’m just sitting there, half aroused, half guilty, like "am I the bad guy here? yes. click faster."
What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be romantic, but it kind of accidentally is. There’s this weird little rhythm that happens when you find that sweet spot where she stops making that "oh fuck this is too much" expression and starts grinding back. When she climbs on top and tries to ride him, you can almost hear her thinking "if I control the speed, maybe I don’t get split in half". It feels like watching Bulma try to cosplay as a pornstar while her body is still very much scientist who usually just yells at people and fixes tech. The moment when Vegeta finally blows inside her, that creampie shot is so over the top it’s like hentai logic slapped over DBZ logic, and it somehow works. It’s not subtle, it’s not deep, it’s basically "here is Bulma’s pussy, here is Vegeta’s monster dick, here is gravity and friction". I kept accidently pushing it too hard just to see her reactions and then feeling kind of like when you scroll way too far in a Hentaikey rabbit hole and suddenly you’re staring at your screen thinking "how did I get here" while still not stopping. Honestly, it’s clumsy, a bit trashy, weirdly hot, and it feels exactly like the first time two characters who argued for ten seasons finally fuck and of course it’s rough as hell and someone’s walking funny after.
Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 13 🎮 1k
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