This thing starts like a trashy noir that fell into a hentai site and never climbed back out. You’re this private detective who clearly skipped all ethics courses, wandering into some dusty manor where an old guy drops this weird bomb on you: he has a twenty-year-old daughter he never met, only has a baby photo, and suddenly gets a letter. It already smells like drama and bad life choices, which is honestly perfect energy for porn. Instead of doing, you know, real investigation work, you just roll off to Springfield and start “interrogating” every hot woman who might maybe sort of be connected. It’s very “yeah I’m solving a case” while your dick is absolutely the only thing really working overtime.
What I liked is how shamelessly horny and stupid it is. One minute you’re asking a blonde maid about clues, next second her boobs are out, you’re deep in a blowjob scene, and the “dialogue choices” are basically: be a little scummy or be incredibly scummy. The game pretends it’s about investigation, with this vague “is she the daughter or not” plot, but you know it’s just a frame to move you from one girl to the next. There’s a maid with big tits that almost feel like a joke, like someone at Games of Desire said “ok but more. More than that. No, more.” You’re doing titfuck, paizuri, full-on deepthroat, and the camera is super obsessed with cumshots. Facial, creampie, even some anal and doggystyle scenes where the detective is still half-talking about the case while ramming her. I laughed out loud when he’s like “tell me what you know” while literally pounding a redhead against a wall. Very subtle interrogation method, yeah.
It’s not really queer in any explicit way, which kind of sucks, but I still got a bit of joy out of how everyone just ignores normal gender rules for sex. The women are super forward, they grab him, they milk him like it’s their job, they tease him, they control the pace, even while the writing still acts like he’s in charge. There’s this particular brunette scene where she pretends to be all shy and then suddenly pushes his head into her pussy like “shut up and lick” and I was like ok, queen. As a queer indie enjoyer I wish there was at least one scene not centered on the magic straight dick saving the day, but at the same time, I know what kind of site this comes from and it’s not pretending to be woke. It’s messy, kinda cruel in how it sexualizes every female NPC, sometimes funny on purpose, sometimes funny by accident. The little minigame bits where you have to click things in rhythm or pick the “right” flirty answers are half-broken and easy to brute force, but when you’re on your third blowjob route in ten minutes, who cares about elegant design. It’s horny detective brainrot with maids, creampies, milk dripping on huge boobs, and an investigation plot that mostly exists to justify why you keep asking “are you his daughter?” right before sliding into doggystyle again.
Added: May 03, 2021
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