Game is funny because it pretends to be all serious dungeon stuff, but in reality you just running around like a horny rat in a castle full of sex traps. Controls are keyboard boomer style, just arrows, no fancy WASD, no skill tree popup bullshit. You spawn in this cold stone corridor, torches on walls, and you think “ok platformer, ez,” and then the first monster grabs you and the game basically goes “nah bro, hentai time now,” and locks you into a full scene. I was in Discord on second monitor, Spotify playing, thinking I’ll just check it for 5 minutes, then I’m sitting there voting in my own brain like a Twitch poll: “Do I dodge or do I let the slime grab me again, chat?” That damn slime. Looks all cute, green blob, then suddenly it’s wrapped around MC’s body, squeezing every part, and you’re like “ok this is way too detailed for something that caught me because I missed one jump.” It’s this weird mix of being annoyed at failing and kinda wanting to fail again because you want to see what the next animation does when it ramps up. And they really went hard on the whole castle theme, corridors, chambers, those stupid spike floors that never look threatening until you mistime one tile and boom, body pinned, clothes off, monster on top, classic hentai mess. At some point you stop thinking “I must escape” and start thinking “I wonder what’s behind that big suspicious gate if I ‘accidentally’ touch the wrong tile.”
What I liked a lot is how some rooms feel like small puzzles, but not brain science, more like “ok if I jump here and bait this monster, then run past, easy clear.” Except you mess it up because you were watching porn on another tab or scrolling Twitter and suddenly that same beast that chased you in previous level now has you on the floor, legs spread, pounding you stupid while you mash arrow keys like an idiot even though you know it will not do anything. The game just locks you in and you watch it all, different angle, different hole, sometimes different species, and every monster has its own vibe. You got the big brute types that pick you up like a toy, the more sneaky things that trap you from behind, some demon-looking fucker that pins you to a wall like you’re just some meat. One thing pissed me off: collision area near some trap tiles is janky as hell, like you are clearly one pixel away, but no, the game decides you touched it, and suddenly MC is naked on the floor with tentacles in places even Google Translate can’t help me describe. But ok, not gonna lie, I kept walking into some of those on purpose later. Worst part is that some exits are right there, literally one jump away, and the dev decided “yeah let’s put a horny statue trap exactly in front of it,” so you either play safe, or you go “yolo, let’s see what this one does,” and next thing you know you’re stuck in a loop watching the same statue rail you with stone dick while you promise yourself “last time, next run I actually escape.” Of course you don’t. You keep going like those viewers who spam Kappa and still vote for “hard mode punishment” in every stream poll, then complain in chat when they lose. Same energy here. You tell yourself you’re trying to beat the level, but actually you’re farming scenes, failing escapes, and pretending it’s all accident.
Added: Apr 08, 2021
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