Lara Croft Dressup
Imagine you’re on my trivia night and I grab the mic and go:
“Alright, next sexy question. Our favorite tomb raider with the tight shorts and the ridiculous boobs shows up in your browser. She’s not hunting artifacts this time. She’s basically asking: ‘What outfit do you want to see me fucked in?’”
That’s the whole mood of this game. No story, no nonsense. You drop in, there’s this Lara lookalike standing there, brunette, big tits pushed together like they’re trying to escape, and the game is just like, yeah, dress her up, then rail her. It feels wrong in the fun way, like searching ‘Lara Croft nude mod’ on old forums, except here it’s just open, no shame. You click through tops, panties, those tight little shorts, sometimes stockings that look like they’re painted on, and there’s this tiny stupid part of your brain going: “Okay, what’s the perfect combo for a proper rear fuck?”
You find yourself doing weird min-max outfit strategy. “Quiz time: does she look sluttier with no bra and just stockings, or with that almost-normal outfit that makes the ass look extra illegal?” I caught myself switching panties like twelve times just to see how they frame her cheeks when you line the cock up behind her. And then the game throws the meat at you. No smooth transition, no fade, just a big cock asset like someone dragged it out of a separate folder and tossed it on the screen. You literally grab it with your mouse and start dragging it over her skin, and it’s stupidly satisfying. Touch her ass, her lower back, slide between her legs, then lock it in position and you’re plowing her from behind.
What hits different is how physical it feels even though it’s simple. No complicated controls. You’re there with this over-the-top Lara clone bent over, ass up, and you’re dragging that cock across her body like you’re lining up a trick shot in some horny pool game. When you smack it against her ass and watch it bounce a bit, it’s like the game is asking another question: “You gonna waste that, or you gonna fuck her?” You start from behind, watch her boobs press forward, outfit half on, half off, stockings still hugging her thighs while you’re pounding. Cum placement turns into its own mini quiz. Back? Ass? All over the hair like a disrespectful bastard? I tried to paint her back perfectly once and the spunk just splashed awkwardly on her shoulder and I got irrationally annoyed for a second, then kept going anyway.
It’s honestly hot in a very low-effort, browser-tab-secret kind of way. I was on Chrome, other tabs open with boring work stuff, and in the middle I’m just dragging this fat cock along Lara’s lower back like I’m tracing a route on Google Maps. The proportions are crazy, boobs way too big, ass too perfect, the kind of thing that would break real physics, and yet it works exactly because it’s overdone. There’s no big music trying to convince you this is epic. Just this silent little pervy playground where all that matters is how you dress her before you take her from behind and blast your load on her.
And yeah, I’m still annoyed that one of the stockings clips weirdly at the top of her thigh when you change positions, but now that I say it, I kinda forgot what I was complaining about.
Added: Jun 03, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k