Harem king: Angels, Humans and Rias v2025-01-19
You know that feeling when you say “I’ll just check this game for 5 minutes” and suddenly you’re hunting for the best moment to pause so you can grab a GIF for your collection? That happened to me here way too fast. It’s a High School DxD parody, yeah, but it’s not trying to be clever or classy. It just throws you straight into horny fanservice with the male MC being the clear center of the universe, and everyone’s clothes are basically a suggestion. The whole thing feels like someone took the anime, ripped out the boring fights, and just left all the moments where you’re thinking “ok but what if this went way further” and then it actually does. Only thing that annoyed me stupidly much: the text box has this tiny spacing glitch sometimes, and I kept staring at that instead of tits for like 10 seconds. Never fixed it. Still annoyed.
The girls are the real reason this thing works. Rias feels like she walked out of a horny Discord server and not the anime. One minute she’s acting like the big calm senpai, and two dialogue options later she’s kneeling in front of you, red hair spilling everywhere, talking about how a “proper king” deserves to use every hole of his servant. Akeno is worse. Or better. She has this soft smile while she’s saying absolute filthy stuff, and the way the CGs show her eyes half-lidded when she’s teasing your ass play kink is just *chef’s kiss* awful in the best way. The anal scenes actually feel like the devs enjoyed drawing them, especially with Kuroka and her smug cat expression when she pushes things a bit too far. I kinda hate how good it looks when she’s sitting on your face and talking about “claiming her toy,” but also I saved that frame in like three different folders on my phone. Watching on Firefox, screen recorded a few bits, cut them in CapCut later, no shame.
There’s this one scene with Asia and Irina where it pretends to be all wholesome at first. They’re worried about you, praying, talking about purity and whatever, then two choices later they’re both naked, trying to “cleanse” you with their mouths, and Asia looks like she’s about to cry and cum at the same time. I paused so many times just to catch the exact frame where her tongue is out and she’s looking up. On the other side, Sona and Grayfia routes feel slower and kind of stiff, like the devs wanted to make them serious, then remembered we’re here for porn and just shoved you into a blowjob scene out of nowhere. It’s hot, yeah, but also weird, and not in a fun way. Sound is decent enough, some squelchy effects hit a bit too loud in my headphones, but when Akeno moans during that anal scene, the mix suddenly feels perfect. Totally inconsistent. I kept wishing there was more dirty talk from Xenovia and Gabriel, less fade-to-black stuff, but I know that’ll probably never change and I’m still here clipping the exact second Rias bites her lip before taking you in. This game is trashy, messy, overly horny, and I’m absolutely keeping like 30 GIFs from it.
Added: Sep 02, 2025 💬 1 🎮 1k
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"The damn thing won't load"