Thicc Hero 4
Whole thing feels like some horny comic nerd finally snapped during a group project and just turned it into porn. You’ve got this “forming the team” story, but instead of epic battles it’s mostly awkward students, superpowers that are way too convenient, and girls who look a bit too familiar from those Pixar and Big Hero posters. They’re technically “original” but c’mon, we all know that stretchy mom, the gloomy invisible girl, the hyper pink genius with the huge… backpack, that sharp-edged biker chick with the short hair. It’s basically the fantasy where every superheroine you crushed on in secret is stuck in some half-serious origin story and you’re just waiting for clothes to start slipping off.
What I liked is how it starts kind of normal. Classroom, nerdy guy, shy girl hiding behind her hair, science club vibes. Then suddenly the teacher leaves and powers start popping off, and it goes from “we should use these for justice” to “oops, I used my invisibility while you were changing” way faster than it should. There’s this one scene where the quiet goth-ish girl tries her force field for the first time and traps the nerd in there with her, tiny bubble, no space, her pressed up against him, pretending it’s “just a test”. She’s blushing, he’s trying to act like a gentleman, and the camera just keeps cutting to her tits getting squished against his chest. Totally stupid, completely works. Same with the stretchy mom type that shows up later as the “responsible adult” for the team, then ends up testing her flexibility in ways that are absolutely not for safety training. She’s lecturing them about teamwork while her boobs are halfway out of that tight shirt and every pose makes it worse. I kept telling myself I was here for the “superhero plot” while zooming in on her ass. Lying to myself, basically.
The game tries to be funny and sometimes it nails it. There’s a bit where the pink science girl builds a “stability harness” for power training and it’s literally a bondage rig with wires and sensors. She’s all “this is for proper readings” while she’s strapped in, legs spread, goggles on, and you’re clicking through her calibration test that’s obviously just a slow tease. Then somewhere in the middle the pacing goes weird, like it forgets if it wants to be a parody or straight-up porn. Couple jokes miss, some dialogue sounds like Google Translate had a stroke, and I’m not a fan how often the nerd guy just wins because the story says so. Also there’s this classroom background where one chair is slightly tilted wrong, and every time the camera goes back there my brain twitches. Never gets fixed. Not even once. Still, when the invisible girl uses her power to “sneak” into the shower, forgets to turn it fully on so you see her body outline in the steam, then panics and does that half-visible thing while her nipples are crystal clear in the fog… yeah, I forgave a lot of bullshit in that moment.
Added: May 21, 2022 💬 5 🎮 1k
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