Summer's Bday [v 0.5]
This one feels like somebody took a half-finished Rick and Morty fanfic from AO3, ripped out the plot, left in the horny parts, and then just said “ok, press buttons, see what happens.” It’s not deep, it doesn’t even pretend to be, and somehow that kind of works. You load it up, Morty’s there looking like he wandered out of a badly drawn episode, and within a few clicks he’s balls-deep in a redhead that could almost be Jessica, but also not really, because her face kind of changes vibe depending on the background. It’s like when you read a fic where the author says “she looks like this actress but hotter” and your brain just fills in the rest. The game is doing that, but with buttons at the top of the screen instead of big author notes. I found myself swapping backgrounds mid-thrust just to see if it would kill the mood, and it didn’t, it just made the whole thing feel even more like crackfic. One second Morty is pounding away in what looks like a cheap sci fi lab, next second it’s some random bedroom and the girl’s red hair suddenly fits more, and my brain goes “ah yes, canon divergence”. Technically nothing changes in the scene, but it feels like you slid into another fanfic branch, where this is the universe where Morty actually gets laid and nobody stops to ask “wait, aren’t you like, too young for this?”
The sex itself is... blunt. You get straight to vaginal, no warm-up, like those fics where the writer skips all build-up and just writes “and then they fucked” for six paragraphs. There is oral too, but it’s not some long teasing sequence, more like “click here if you wanna watch Morty’s face vanish between her thighs for a bit.” The angle stays pretty simple, which annoyed me and then I realized I still kept clicking because I wanted to see how the animations synced with the tempo changes. Sometimes it looks almost smooth, sometimes it’s janky as hell and feels like a badly formatted gif from a shady Discord server, but it’s weirdly charming. Especially when you trigger the threesome option and suddenly Morty’s dealing with more body parts than the animator clearly wanted to track. It has that “unfinished visual novel route” vibe, like when a fanfic writer decides at chapter 7 that actually this is a poly thing now and just throws another character in without rewriting anything before. You don’t come here for narrative sense anyway. You come here to click through positions and laugh a bit when Morty’s expression doesn’t match the filthy stuff going on, and then keep going, because honestly, seeing a shy cartoon boy rail a smug-looking redhead while you flip the environment like changing AUs is more entertaining than it has any right to be.
Added: Jun 04, 2018 💬 4 🎮 1k