This thing is basically what happens if someone grows up on Saturday morning pony cartoons, hits puberty, and never really stops thinking “ok but what if they were filthy as hell.” You open it and boom, no slow build, no fake romance subplot, it just throws you straight into two very recognizable pastel ponies trying their best to make one huge dick disappear from existence. And failing, obviously, because that thing looks like it has its own citizenship.

What I really like, in a very shameful way, is how they keep that innocent “friendship is magic” vibe in their faces while doing absolutely unholy stuff. Twilight is there with that nerdy eager look, like she is doing science on your cock. She’s not “oh no, what is this,” she is “ok, hypothesis: if I swirl my tongue like this, I get more moans.” It feels like she is taking mental notes for a friendship report that Celestia should never, ever read. Pinkie on the other side is pure chaos energy. She treats the blowjob like a party game, like pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey but the donkey is you and she keeps missing the pin on purpose just to lick everywhere else first.

Then, when the hands get involved, it becomes this messy tag team. One pony pumping the shaft in these ridiculous, exaggerated strokes while the other licks at the tip, like they are sharing a milkshake but the milkshake is pre-cum. There’s a moment where the cock twitches and both of them flinch back for half a second, then lean in again with that “ok we’re doing this” energy, and that tiny hesitation made it feel much hotter than any fake ultra-confident porn star routine. Almost wholesome. In a very fucked up way.

The furry look actually works here. The soft fur, the big eyes, those ears twitching every time the guy groans, it all sells this idea that they’re so tuned into your reactions. Fluttershy and Luna peek in for a bit too, not a huge focus, more like bonus eye candy wandering through the background of your brain. Fluttershy has that quiet “oh my gosh, it’s so big” atmosphere without even saying it, and Luna gives off big “I should be ruling the night but I’d rather worship this” mood. They’re not front and center, which is annoying, but also kind of nice because it keeps the main scene tight.

The best part is how unashamed the whole thing is. No awkward cutaways to scenery, no pointless dialogue pretending they care about anything except making that cock unload. The rhythm of the scene rises and falls, like they get a bit too into stroking and then suddenly remember “oh shit, mouths!” and go back to sucking. There’s a shot where spit strings from Pinkie’s lips to the tip, Twilight’s tongue sliding underneath like she’s trying to “catch” it, and that one image is burned into my brain harder than any AAA game cutscene. Honestly, the only thing that mildly pisses me off is that it ends right after the cumshot, with no lazy post-nut cuddling or goofy pony banter. But maybe that’s for the best. Nobody is here for the small talk.

Added: May 02, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k

Latest comment by hornytransboy:
"fuuucck my clit is so fucking hard"

This one feels like somebody mashed together a horny VR fantasy and one of those rage jump games where you keep missing the platform and want to throw your mouse out the window. You start in this weird shiny aqua place, like some half-assed sacred spring from an isekai anime that spent all its budget on tits instead of background art. It is clearly trying to be that Konosuba holy water joke, but you are not here to admire scenery anyway. You are here to chase a girl and not fall into the stupid gaps every ten seconds.

The girl is the main thing. Fresh, shy, that whole defloration vibe written all over her body and face. She keeps glancing back at you like she is not sure if she should run or let you catch her. It feels almost too innocent at first, like you walked into the wrong game, until you realize the camera is glued to her ass when she jumps. The 3D body is actually nice to look at, soft everywhere it should be soft, boobs move when she lands, thighs squeeze when she tries to balance on some floating rock. I liked how her panties ride up just a tiny bit each time she fucks up a jump. Here is the funny part though: it pretends to be a platformer, but you are mostly there to screw up on purpose so you can stare longer.

Controls are simple, but somehow still managed to piss me off. You line up the jump, you think “ok, this is enough power,” and boom, she clips the edge and falls like an idiot, again. That stupid splash sound when she hits the water made me actually laugh the third time, then hate it the sixth time. But every time she pulls herself up, her clothes stick a bit more, fabric hugging nipples, that wet shine on her skin, hair plastered to her cheeks. The game turns your failure into more porn, which is kind of genius and also extremely annoying when you just want to get to the next stage and wreck her. I spent way too long trying to land this one tiny platform right before the main “doctor” scene, and after missing it like fifteen times I was basically edging by accident.

When you finally reach the end, it switches into this crude POV thing where you are some kind of horny “cum doctor” checking if she is still pure after all the jumping and water and bullshit. The transition is not smooth at all, just cut, bam, you are between her legs. She is nervous, legs pressed together, you part them and there is that tight, untouched look, like every hentai virgin ever. They nailed the way she tenses when you first push in, that tiny sharp breath, eyes widening. Deflor stuff is right in your face, blood, stretching, her trying to keep quiet and failing. It is not subtle. Not trying to be romantic either, more like “ok, this is the point of the whole thing, here, fuck her properly now”. The rhythm of the thrusts feels chunky but heavy, and the way her body reacts is the best part, belly twitching, thighs shaking, toes curling when you keep going instead of slowing down. You can finish inside, of course, and the cum shot is very in love with itself, thick ropes filling her while she whimpers and squeezes around you. After all that effort with the jumps I expected more options, some branching, maybe different reactions if you got there faster or slower, but it just runs straight through the scene like it has a train to catch. Still, when you see her lying there in that shallow aqua water, dripping your load, breathing hard, looking like she has no idea what just happened to her body, it hits a part of the brain that is way more basic than any smart feature list. The whole thing feels rough, half-finished, kind of janky, and somehow that makes the first time you slam all the way in hit even harder.

Added: Jul 19, 2020 💬 2 🎮 1k

The first thing that hits you isn’t even the sex - it’s the weird confidence this game has. Like, it knows exactly what it is: a horny mess wearing a superhero costume. You’re tossed right into this parody world where everyone’s too hot for their own good and the plot pretends to matter for about five minutes before someone’s shirt explodes off. Raven’s got that deadpan “I hate everything” vibe that somehow makes her even more fuckable, Starfire’s pure sunshine with tits that look like they could power a city, and Jinx… she’s chaos in pink hair and a tongue that doesn’t quit. The writing swings between dumb jokes and surprisingly spicy dialogue that actually makes you blush a bit - and then you remember it’s a parody, and laugh mid-jerk.

What’s funny is how the “visual novel” part tries to act serious sometimes. You get these choices, like, moral decisions or whatever, but then the next scene is you getting a handjob in the Tower’s training room while Beast Boy’s voice echoes somewhere in the background. The pacing’s all over the place, but that’s part of the charm. One moment you’re pretending to care about saving the city, the next you’re watching Terra ride the protagonist like she’s trying to break a world record. The animations (or slides, whatever) have this cheap but sexy energy - like an old Flash game that somehow got horny and self-aware.

There’s a lot of teasing too. Masturbation scenes that drag just long enough to make you squirm, then bam - a titfuck that feels like a reward for your patience. The sound effects are ridiculous, in a good way. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll probably reload a few scenes just to see if you missed a line. It’s messy, unapologetic, and way too fun for something that looks like it was made in someone’s weekend. It’s the kind of game you pretend you’re playing ironically… until you’re not.

Added: Sep 06, 2025 💬 4 🎮 1k

Latest comment by bigjohn:
"Nice"

I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

You start as this kinda clueless guy with a family drama story, but the game throws that into a horny blender with monsters, religion stuff and way too many girls who call you “master” way too fast. It feels like somebody tried to write a serious fantasy RPG, then got distracted by tits and never fully came back. One second you’re asking why your family was kicked out of town, next second a priestess with giant boobs is kneeling in front of you, talking about “holy blessings” while clearly thinking about your dick, and honestly that’s when I stopped pretending I cared about the politics. In a good way. Well, sometimes in a stupid way too, because the dialog swings between emotional and full ahegao in like two clicks, but whatever, my brain adjusted.

What got me hooked is how the world wants to corrupt you as much as you want to corrupt it. You’re stuck between humans and sexy monster girls, and almost everyone wants to use you, worship you, ride you, or all three. You can play the hero, but then you trigger some mind control spell “for the greater good” and suddenly you’re ordering a shy elf virgin to strip in a church and pose like a slut in front of the altar. The game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s fine.” That whole religion angle is wild: nuns secretly masturbating in confession, a milf abbess who talks about purity while having anal creampies in the back room, and of course some holy lactation because of a “blessing of fertility” that is definitely not blessed. I loved it, then I thought it was too much, then I kinda loved it again. There is also this annoying tiny UI thing on mobile where the text button overlaps a choice and it pissed me off, and I’m still annoyed, and no I won’t explain it more.

The sandbox side is where the filth really snowballs. You wander the town, the forest, monster camps, temples, brothel alleys, and it feels like every location hides one more way to ruin somebody’s innocence. You train slaves, bang twins, tease them, spank them, whore them out, romance them, cheat on them, then knock them up and watch their bellies grow while they still go on adventures with you. Once I had a monster girl with huge tits, pregnant with my kid, doing oral in a public square while an enchanted crowd watched and couldn’t move. Total voyeur porn, with you as the bastard puppeteer. Another time I tried to be “nice guy route” and five minutes later I was giving a “comforting” handjob to a crying girl whose mind I had kinda broken earlier with magic, so yeah, the morality is flexible. Cosplay scenes pop up too, like making a priestess dress in a slutty cat outfit in the middle of a holy festival. Lesbian side scenes happen around you, like your harem girls grinding on each other when you’re not even touching them, then begging you to join. It sort of feels like a long, horny first date that accidentally turned into a whole messy relationship, full of corruption, pregnancy, prostitution, monster romance, spanking, all that, and you keep telling yourself you’ll stop at “just one more scene” and then there’s another animated blowjob and you forget whatever noble goal you had in the beginning.

Added: May 26, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

Jacob starts this whole thing already on the back foot. Dude is stuck in that tight, awkward space where you’re technically an adult, but your life still orbits around a mom who treats you like a kid and also stares a second too long when you walk past in your boxers. The “problem with his cock” is such a dumb but perfect excuse for what follows. Some doctor says he needs to measure his cum output every day, and from there it goes from embarrassing to fucked up to weirdly sweet. It’s all focused, no choices, like someone is sitting next to you telling a dirty story they probably shouldn’t know in this much detail. You just click, watch, and let it wash over you. Sometimes I actually forgot to blink because the pacing shifts from slow teasing to full-on filth in like one scene cut. Not subtle. Not classy. Didn’t bother me even a bit.

The heart of it is Jacob and his mom Marge, who is strict, bitter, and way too wound up for someone with tits like that. She starts out as this cold authority figure that would probably ground you for breathing too loud, and then she’s suddenly “helping” with those medical measurements in ways that have nothing to do with health. The first time she has to “check” him, it’s played like a clinical thing, but the camera lingers on her lips, her ass when she bends, the way she grips him with just a bit too much care. There is a titjob scene that hits harder than some full sex scenes I’ve seen, just because Jacob is clearly dying inside, half from lust and half from shame. She uses him like a toy while lecturing him about respect, which is such a fucked domination angle. At one point she jerks him off with this annoyed look like he’s the one inconveniencing her by existing with a hard-on, then gets mad when he cums too fast, like he messed up homework. Absolute psycho energy, and it kinda works.

Even though it’s short and linear, there are these tiny character beats that stuck with me more than the actual porn. Jacob trying to avoid eye contact as he cleans himself up and opening his phone like “yeah let me just check Telegram or something while my mom is wiping my dick” hit way too real. I actually alt-tabbed to Twitter mid-scene just because it felt so close to something I would do to cope with awkwardness. Then you get moments where she softens, touches his cheek, calls him “my good boy”, and for five seconds it feels like a wholesome romance before she pushes his head down between her legs and reminds you who runs the house. The incest is never treated like a joke, it has that nasty guilt flavor, which some people will love and some will bounce off hard. Side note, the one thing that actually pissed me off is how long they linger on the mom’s nightgown pattern in a couple scenes. I don’t care about the fucking flowers, show me her hand under it, not the fabric. And then I forgot I was mad like five seconds later when she casually shoves his face into her big ass and tells him to shut up and “focus”. The game kind of feels like that all the time: awkward, horny, a bit wrong, then suddenly weirdly tender, then back to using his virgin brain and cock like they belong to her medical diary.

Added: Oct 18, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k