This thing is basically what happens if someone grows up on Saturday morning pony cartoons, hits puberty, and never really stops thinking “ok but what if they were filthy as hell.” You open it and boom, no slow build, no fake romance subplot, it just throws you straight into two very recognizable pastel ponies trying their best to make one huge dick disappear from existence. And failing, obviously, because that thing looks like it has its own citizenship.

What I really like, in a very shameful way, is how they keep that innocent “friendship is magic” vibe in their faces while doing absolutely unholy stuff. Twilight is there with that nerdy eager look, like she is doing science on your cock. She’s not “oh no, what is this,” she is “ok, hypothesis: if I swirl my tongue like this, I get more moans.” It feels like she is taking mental notes for a friendship report that Celestia should never, ever read. Pinkie on the other side is pure chaos energy. She treats the blowjob like a party game, like pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey but the donkey is you and she keeps missing the pin on purpose just to lick everywhere else first.

Then, when the hands get involved, it becomes this messy tag team. One pony pumping the shaft in these ridiculous, exaggerated strokes while the other licks at the tip, like they are sharing a milkshake but the milkshake is pre-cum. There’s a moment where the cock twitches and both of them flinch back for half a second, then lean in again with that “ok we’re doing this” energy, and that tiny hesitation made it feel much hotter than any fake ultra-confident porn star routine. Almost wholesome. In a very fucked up way.

The furry look actually works here. The soft fur, the big eyes, those ears twitching every time the guy groans, it all sells this idea that they’re so tuned into your reactions. Fluttershy and Luna peek in for a bit too, not a huge focus, more like bonus eye candy wandering through the background of your brain. Fluttershy has that quiet “oh my gosh, it’s so big” atmosphere without even saying it, and Luna gives off big “I should be ruling the night but I’d rather worship this” mood. They’re not front and center, which is annoying, but also kind of nice because it keeps the main scene tight.

The best part is how unashamed the whole thing is. No awkward cutaways to scenery, no pointless dialogue pretending they care about anything except making that cock unload. The rhythm of the scene rises and falls, like they get a bit too into stroking and then suddenly remember “oh shit, mouths!” and go back to sucking. There’s a shot where spit strings from Pinkie’s lips to the tip, Twilight’s tongue sliding underneath like she’s trying to “catch” it, and that one image is burned into my brain harder than any AAA game cutscene. Honestly, the only thing that mildly pisses me off is that it ends right after the cumshot, with no lazy post-nut cuddling or goofy pony banter. But maybe that’s for the best. Nobody is here for the small talk.

Added: May 02, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k

Latest comment by hornytransboy:
"fuuucck my clit is so fucking hard"

This one feels like somebody mashed together a horny VR fantasy and one of those rage jump games where you keep missing the platform and want to throw your mouse out the window. You start in this weird shiny aqua place, like some half-assed sacred spring from an isekai anime that spent all its budget on tits instead of background art. It is clearly trying to be that Konosuba holy water joke, but you are not here to admire scenery anyway. You are here to chase a girl and not fall into the stupid gaps every ten seconds.

The girl is the main thing. Fresh, shy, that whole defloration vibe written all over her body and face. She keeps glancing back at you like she is not sure if she should run or let you catch her. It feels almost too innocent at first, like you walked into the wrong game, until you realize the camera is glued to her ass when she jumps. The 3D body is actually nice to look at, soft everywhere it should be soft, boobs move when she lands, thighs squeeze when she tries to balance on some floating rock. I liked how her panties ride up just a tiny bit each time she fucks up a jump. Here is the funny part though: it pretends to be a platformer, but you are mostly there to screw up on purpose so you can stare longer.

Controls are simple, but somehow still managed to piss me off. You line up the jump, you think “ok, this is enough power,” and boom, she clips the edge and falls like an idiot, again. That stupid splash sound when she hits the water made me actually laugh the third time, then hate it the sixth time. But every time she pulls herself up, her clothes stick a bit more, fabric hugging nipples, that wet shine on her skin, hair plastered to her cheeks. The game turns your failure into more porn, which is kind of genius and also extremely annoying when you just want to get to the next stage and wreck her. I spent way too long trying to land this one tiny platform right before the main “doctor” scene, and after missing it like fifteen times I was basically edging by accident.

When you finally reach the end, it switches into this crude POV thing where you are some kind of horny “cum doctor” checking if she is still pure after all the jumping and water and bullshit. The transition is not smooth at all, just cut, bam, you are between her legs. She is nervous, legs pressed together, you part them and there is that tight, untouched look, like every hentai virgin ever. They nailed the way she tenses when you first push in, that tiny sharp breath, eyes widening. Deflor stuff is right in your face, blood, stretching, her trying to keep quiet and failing. It is not subtle. Not trying to be romantic either, more like “ok, this is the point of the whole thing, here, fuck her properly now”. The rhythm of the thrusts feels chunky but heavy, and the way her body reacts is the best part, belly twitching, thighs shaking, toes curling when you keep going instead of slowing down. You can finish inside, of course, and the cum shot is very in love with itself, thick ropes filling her while she whimpers and squeezes around you. After all that effort with the jumps I expected more options, some branching, maybe different reactions if you got there faster or slower, but it just runs straight through the scene like it has a train to catch. Still, when you see her lying there in that shallow aqua water, dripping your load, breathing hard, looking like she has no idea what just happened to her body, it hits a part of the brain that is way more basic than any smart feature list. The whole thing feels rough, half-finished, kind of janky, and somehow that makes the first time you slam all the way in hit even harder.

Added: Jul 19, 2020 💬 2 🎮 1k

The first thing that hits you isn’t even the sex - it’s the weird confidence this game has. Like, it knows exactly what it is: a horny mess wearing a superhero costume. You’re tossed right into this parody world where everyone’s too hot for their own good and the plot pretends to matter for about five minutes before someone’s shirt explodes off. Raven’s got that deadpan “I hate everything” vibe that somehow makes her even more fuckable, Starfire’s pure sunshine with tits that look like they could power a city, and Jinx… she’s chaos in pink hair and a tongue that doesn’t quit. The writing swings between dumb jokes and surprisingly spicy dialogue that actually makes you blush a bit - and then you remember it’s a parody, and laugh mid-jerk.

What’s funny is how the “visual novel” part tries to act serious sometimes. You get these choices, like, moral decisions or whatever, but then the next scene is you getting a handjob in the Tower’s training room while Beast Boy’s voice echoes somewhere in the background. The pacing’s all over the place, but that’s part of the charm. One moment you’re pretending to care about saving the city, the next you’re watching Terra ride the protagonist like she’s trying to break a world record. The animations (or slides, whatever) have this cheap but sexy energy - like an old Flash game that somehow got horny and self-aware.

There’s a lot of teasing too. Masturbation scenes that drag just long enough to make you squirm, then bam - a titfuck that feels like a reward for your patience. The sound effects are ridiculous, in a good way. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll probably reload a few scenes just to see if you missed a line. It’s messy, unapologetic, and way too fun for something that looks like it was made in someone’s weekend. It’s the kind of game you pretend you’re playing ironically… until you’re not.

Added: Sep 06, 2025 💬 4 🎮 1k

Latest comment by bigjohn:
"Nice"

This one feels like someone took their koikatsu folder, poured a bottle of horny on it, and then tried to lace it with just enough “romance” so they don’t feel like a total perv. You land in this generic dude’s skin, nothing special, just basic male MC, and suddenly you are walking around talking to all these very not-subtle versions of cartoon girls that everyone here already jerked to on DeviantArt when they were too young to know better. One moment you’re chatting up a slightly too wholesome Gwen, next you’re side eyeing Raven across a table, watching her pretend she doesn’t want you, and in your brain you’re already planning how many dialogue choices it will take until she is grinding on your lap. The game knows exactly what it’s doing. It throws “dates” at you, but the dates are really just foreplay for the H scenes, and those scenes hit pretty hard. There is a moment with Mavis where she leans in, pretending to talk about something sweet, and the camera just keeps drifting lower, like the game itself is a horny teenager that lost focus. When the clothes finally come off, the bodies feel like those typical koikatsu dolls, glossy and just a little uncanny, but somehow that adds to the porn vibe more than it should.

The actual date sim part is kind of funny. One run I tried to be a cheesy romantic guy, picking every cute option, complimenting their hair, pretending I care about their feelings. Starfire eats that up like it is candy. She smiles, does that shy alien girl routine, and in the next scene she is practically begging for you, bouncing in that floaty way that makes zero sense physically, but your dick does not care. Then I tried to be a complete asshole with Kim, picking rude answers, teasing her, and she still ended up blushing and bending over a desk after five minutes. The “romance” is there, but it is paper thin. You notice sometimes the same line of dialogue pops up in totally different scenes, like the dev just copied it to plug a hole. I had a moment with Katara where the mood was actually kinda sweet, quiet music, warm lighting, she talks about trust and all that, and it almost felt like a real VN. Two clicks later she is on her knees, sloppy sounds, zero buildup, like the game got bored of its own feelings. I liked it. I hated it. I liked that I hated it.

Controls are simple, you just click through, pick options, save before risky choices like in every Ren’py thing. There was one tiny thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes covers the exact part of the body I am trying to look at in the H scene, and if there is a way to make it hide with right click or something, I couldn’t find it fast and I got too horny to check the settings. The camera angles go from “ok, nice” to “why are we zooming on this wall” in a blink. But then you get a scene with Raven and Starfire together, lights low, bodies pressed, and suddenly the framing is perfect, like the dev woke up and said “wait, this one matters.” I ended up spending more time than I want to admit just trying different conversation orders to see who unlocks what first. Nothing groundbreaking happens, but there is this trashy charm to it, like scrolling horny TikToks at work when you know you shouldn’t. Half the time I was rolling my eyes at the cheesy writing, half the time I was muting everything and just letting the animations run on loop while I “tested” them. I still think the game is kind of dumb, but I also kept clicking “new game” again. So yeah.

Added: Feb 24, 2026 💬 10 🎮 1k

Latest comment by Menu?:
"Where do you find the cheat menu?"

It starts slow, like those late-night chats where you’re not sure if it’s flirting or just… words. You’re the husband, yeah, but half the time it feels like you’re just watching someone else type the things you wish you’d said years ago. The screen blinks, she types, deletes, types again - her messages come with that tiny hesitation that makes your stomach twist. There’s not much to look at, no big animations or anything, but the tension builds anyway. You keep thinking, “nah, she wouldn’t actually do that,” and then she does, and somehow you’re still rooting for her. Or maybe for yourself. I can’t tell anymore. The game plays tricks with that.

Once she starts talking about the “friend from work,” it stops being cute fast. Every choice feels like sticking your hand into a fire, and yet you keep doing it. Teasing, testing, pretending you’re okay with it when you’re not. The voyeur stuff hits different here - like you’re spying on your own relationship instead of someone else’s. It’s strange how much silence you imagine between the messages. I caught myself waiting for typing dots like a maniac. There’s a scene where she describes what she’s wearing, and it’s nothing wild, just a little too personal. That part feels more intimate than the actual sex scenes later. They’re hot, yeah, but also awkward in that real way, like when you’re trying to sound confident but your voice cracks.

I kinda hate how real it feels. Like, I wanted a fantasy and got a mirror. Sometimes her lines sound too perfect, other times messy as hell, and that inconsistency… weirdly works. The corruption angle sneaks in slow. You think you’ll control it - next thing, she’s telling you about what he did, and you’re both aroused and disgusted. I wish there were more consequences, but maybe that’s the point: you just scroll down, keep reading, keep touching the screen like it’ll answer you back. I forgot to mention the sound design - there isn’t any. Or maybe there is? I swear I heard a heartbeat once.

Added: Feb 27, 2026 💬 0 🎮 1k

Inosuke gets dropped into this weird-ass town that feels like someone mashed Demon Slayer fanfic, a horny fever dream, and a janky RPG Maker project together, then just hit “publish” and went for a smoke. The vibe is simple: walk around, poke everything, annoy everyone, and very quickly realize every woman here wants your dick way more than they should. It starts kind of normal, you’re talking to people about demons, rumors, “something strange in the area,” that usual anime spooky build-up. Then one scene later, you’re watching Mitsuri’s tits bounce in a way that would absolutely break her spine, and the tone is gone forever. In a good way. Mostly. The writing tries to pretend there is a big mystery, like clouds gathering, people hiding secrets, legends of the town and all that, but then the game keeps throwing ahegao faces at you every few minutes and your brain just goes “yeah yeah, demons, whatever, show me more of Shinobu losing her composure.”

The best bit is how it uses the familiar Kimetsu cast, but just shamelessly horny. Nezuko is drawn with this soft, almost cute style, then the next CG she is drooling and cross-eyed while Inosuke rails her like he is fighting an Upper Moon. Kanao looks shy and closed off at first, looking away in conversations, then in her H scene she’s got that full ahegao like she just discovered a new breathing style called “Orgasm Breathing, Third Form: Can’t Walk After This.” Tamayo and Lady Tamayo basically steal the show though, their body type is pure big tits, big ass fantasy, and the camera knows it. There is one scene where Inosuke is supposed to be asking about the town’s curse or legend or whatever, but the CG just zooms in on her cleavage for too long and you forget what he was even talking about. The game will ask you to choose dialogue options, like you are roleplaying some serious investigation, but let’s be honest, every path leads to “vaginal sex with another curvy demon slayer woman.” And I like that. I also hate that there is this one door in town that stays locked forever, with no payoff, and it annoys me way more than it should. Still think about that damn door.

It is not polished, and that is kind of the charm. The 2d drawings look good, then suddenly one CG has weird hands or a strange neck and you notice it, but you keep clicking because Daki’s ass is taking half the screen. Some transitions are abrupt, like you’re mid-convo with Aoi and suddenly hard cut, she is naked and moaning, no foreplay, no smooth build-up, just “ah yes, sex now.” It feels like a sandbox pretending to be a story, or maybe a story pretending to be a sandbox, and the result is this messy loop where you run around town, talk to Nakime, get a hint, then immediately ignore it to go find Mukago or Suma for another scene. There is a silly moment where Inosuke is supposed to act confused by human emotions, but he somehow knows every sex position on earth and that contrast made me laugh harder than it should. Some routes, like with Hinatsuru and Makio, take a bit longer to unlock and suddenly the pacing feels like waiting in line at a crowded bar, then all at once three new scenes crash on you and your brain just shrugs and accepts it. It is horny, chaotic, often clumsy, full of big tits and bigger mistakes, but it leans into its own nonsense so hard that you end up going with it.

Added: Sep 13, 2025 💬 16 🎮 1k