This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

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This thing starts like you just skipped half an anime episode and landed right on the good part. There’s this shy-looking brunette with pigtails, very “trying to look innocent but absolutely not innocent” energy, and some faceless guy who basically exists just to fuck her. The actual sex scene at the start is short, kind of like the intro in those old Flash loops on Newgrounds, but it does the job: he’s ramming her hard, she’s clinging to him with that mix of embarrassment and arousal, cheeks flushed, little gasps that sound almost too clean, and he finishes deep inside her. Nice slow shot where you see his cum spilling in, almost like the camera is obsessed with her pussy more than her face. Then boom, just when you think you’re going to sit back and watch more, the “story” yanks you out of the bed and drops you right into his balls. Literally.

You’re suddenly a single sperm, like a tiny horny bullet, and the game stops pretending to be romantic or whatever. It’s this fast little tunnel run from his testicles, through that sticky inside world, then into her. The view becomes kind of abstract, all pink walls and narrow passages, with you dragging your mouse and trying not to smack into anything. It looks simple, and it kind of is, but the timing gets nasty fast. On one run I was just swearing at my screen because I made it almost to the end of the uterus and clipped a stupid edge by like one pixel. No checkpoint, straight back to the balls again. Felt like playing Flappy Bird inside somebody’s reproductive system. The funny part is, the girl is still there in your head even though you don’t see her during the run. You remember her earlier reactions, that anxious moan when he pushed in deep, and somehow it makes you weirdly motivated to actually fertilize her egg. Very degenerate “I must not fail my mission, captain” vibe.

What sells it is that moment when you finally make it. You reach the ovum, it does this little merge animation, and then it cuts back to her. Her expression shifts, not dramatic, but there’s this subtle “oh shit, something just changed” body twitch. Belly still flat, of course, but the implication hits harder than if they drew her nine months later with a huge stomach. She’s lying there with his load still leaking out, totally unaware that inside she’s already marked. It’s hot in a really specific way, like those hentai clips on pornhub where the girl only realizes after the fact that she’s been bred. At the same time, the art is not exactly top-tier. Sometimes her face looks a bit stiff, and the looped movements repeat too quickly, so after a few runs you notice the same little hair bounce on her pigtails and it starts to feel cheap. Also there’s this tiny UI timer in the corner that looks like it was ripped from an old Flash math game, which annoyed me for no reason at all and then I just kind of forgot it existed while I chased a faster score. Still, controlling a single sperm like it’s a reckless little racer while thinking “yeah, I’m absolutely knocking this girl up right now” is a strangely effective fantasy hook, cleaner and dirtier at the same time than half the long, bloated hentai VNs out there.

Added: Apr 08, 2021 💬 4 🎮 1k

You start as this kinda clueless guy with a family drama story, but the game throws that into a horny blender with monsters, religion stuff and way too many girls who call you “master” way too fast. It feels like somebody tried to write a serious fantasy RPG, then got distracted by tits and never fully came back. One second you’re asking why your family was kicked out of town, next second a priestess with giant boobs is kneeling in front of you, talking about “holy blessings” while clearly thinking about your dick, and honestly that’s when I stopped pretending I cared about the politics. In a good way. Well, sometimes in a stupid way too, because the dialog swings between emotional and full ahegao in like two clicks, but whatever, my brain adjusted.

What got me hooked is how the world wants to corrupt you as much as you want to corrupt it. You’re stuck between humans and sexy monster girls, and almost everyone wants to use you, worship you, ride you, or all three. You can play the hero, but then you trigger some mind control spell “for the greater good” and suddenly you’re ordering a shy elf virgin to strip in a church and pose like a slut in front of the altar. The game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s fine.” That whole religion angle is wild: nuns secretly masturbating in confession, a milf abbess who talks about purity while having anal creampies in the back room, and of course some holy lactation because of a “blessing of fertility” that is definitely not blessed. I loved it, then I thought it was too much, then I kinda loved it again. There is also this annoying tiny UI thing on mobile where the text button overlaps a choice and it pissed me off, and I’m still annoyed, and no I won’t explain it more.

The sandbox side is where the filth really snowballs. You wander the town, the forest, monster camps, temples, brothel alleys, and it feels like every location hides one more way to ruin somebody’s innocence. You train slaves, bang twins, tease them, spank them, whore them out, romance them, cheat on them, then knock them up and watch their bellies grow while they still go on adventures with you. Once I had a monster girl with huge tits, pregnant with my kid, doing oral in a public square while an enchanted crowd watched and couldn’t move. Total voyeur porn, with you as the bastard puppeteer. Another time I tried to be “nice guy route” and five minutes later I was giving a “comforting” handjob to a crying girl whose mind I had kinda broken earlier with magic, so yeah, the morality is flexible. Cosplay scenes pop up too, like making a priestess dress in a slutty cat outfit in the middle of a holy festival. Lesbian side scenes happen around you, like your harem girls grinding on each other when you’re not even touching them, then begging you to join. It sort of feels like a long, horny first date that accidentally turned into a whole messy relationship, full of corruption, pregnancy, prostitution, monster romance, spanking, all that, and you keep telling yourself you’ll stop at “just one more scene” and then there’s another animated blowjob and you forget whatever noble goal you had in the beginning.

Added: May 26, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

Game throws you into that very specific kind of horny fantasy that every gamer pretends they don’t have saved in a secret folder: you go to your buddy’s “video game night”, he’s not around, and suddenly you’re just wandering his house with his mom and his sisters all over the place, acting way too casual about a random dude being alone in their rooms. It feels like someone took those old porn ads on Pornhub about “stay over at your friend’s house” and actually padded it out with some teasing, some slow burn, and yeah, some very on-the-nose fanservice. You move from room to room, poke your nose where it really shouldn’t be, and each woman has her own flavor of trouble they’re ready to drag you into. Nothing high concept, it’s more like a slow striptease in visual form, with a bit of that “I probably shouldn’t be jerking off to this but I am” energy.

What I actually liked is that the main guy is not some tiny scared virgin who stutters over every line. He’s 25, he already knows what sex is, and that changes the vibe. When the mom bends over and her ass is practically its own character, he’s not dying of shame, he’s quietly checking her out and the writing lets you lean into that. Same when you get those scenes where you’re close enough to notice every curve of those big tits through a too-thin shirt, or you get pulled onto the bed and the angle just screams “you’re not leaving this room with blue balls.” The game loves big bodies: big ass, heavy tits, spread thighs, those slow shots of her sitting on the edge of the mattress while you kneel on the floor and she makes you work with your hands, your mouth, or yeah, your cock. And when the spanking starts, it isn’t some hardcore punishment, it’s that soft kind where she looks back at you with this smug little smile, like “I know you’re staring at my cheeks bouncing more than you’re actually hitting them.” Still, every now and then a line of dialogue lands a bit cheesy and kills the mood for a second, something like a porn parody of a porn parody, but then a close-up of her ass fills the screen and you kind of forget you were annoyed.

There’s also this neat thing with pacing. At first you’re just wandering around like you opened three tabs at once and can’t decide which porn video to watch. You peek into the sister’s room, you get that tension of seeing her lying on her bed, headphones in, legs up, soles just in your face, and suddenly you’re getting a footjob you did not exactly earn. Those scenes have that lazy, intimate feel, like she’s not “performing” for you so much as using you, and you’re fine with it. Then later you slip into the mother’s room and she has that perfect “MILF who pretends she doesn’t know exactly how much power she has over you” attitude. She leans too close, her tits press against your arm, she “accidentally” gives you a full view down her top, and before long it goes straight into raw, hungry vaginal sex where her body takes over the whole screen and you’re just along for the ride. What I wish was different is the way some paths stop right when it’s getting really filthy, like the dev is edging you on purpose, but I know deep down that tease is part of why it sticks in your head later when you’re scrolling through your history on PornHub or XVideos trying to remember “what was that one game with the friend’s mom with the ridiculous ass.” You know exactly which one it is.

Added: Jun 10, 2025 💬 1 🎮 1k

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I swear I didn’t expect a game about cooking to turn into *that*. It starts all sugar and cinnamon, like some innocent parody thing, you know? But then the pony - yeah, the pastel one with eyes too big for her face - leans over the kitchen counter like she knows exactly what she’s doing. There’s this weird moment where the oven timer dings and the whole screen kinda *breathes*, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be watching cookies rise or something else rising entirely. The demo cuts fast, but it lingers in your head longer than it has any right to.

The controls don’t even matter; half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue that swings between cute chatter about frosting and completely filthy sentences that make you forget there’s even a baking minigame attached. And that voice - fake sweet, but not too fake, like a streamer pretending innocence while saying the dirtiest shit imaginable. There’s a bit where she asks if you want to “taste the batter,” and I actually laughed because the line was so dumb… then replayed it three times. You can tell whoever made this wasn’t aiming for polish; the animations stutter, the lighting flickers, but somehow that jank makes it feel less like a product and more like a fever dream someone coded after watching way too much late-night hentai.

What surprised me most wasn’t the explicit part - though yeah, when she drops to her knees in front of the open oven door, it’s absolutely shameless - but how it mixes absurd humor with straight-up desire. It’s a pony, it’s a parody, it’s cooking, it’s porn, it’s nonsense, and it kinda works. You’ll click thinking “just a quick laugh,” and end up weirdly invested in mixing flour while your brain’s screaming that you should feel something about the moral collapse of digital media or whatever. But nah. You’ll just keep stirring.

Added: Oct 21, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k

Jacob starts this whole thing already on the back foot. Dude is stuck in that tight, awkward space where you’re technically an adult, but your life still orbits around a mom who treats you like a kid and also stares a second too long when you walk past in your boxers. The “problem with his cock” is such a dumb but perfect excuse for what follows. Some doctor says he needs to measure his cum output every day, and from there it goes from embarrassing to fucked up to weirdly sweet. It’s all focused, no choices, like someone is sitting next to you telling a dirty story they probably shouldn’t know in this much detail. You just click, watch, and let it wash over you. Sometimes I actually forgot to blink because the pacing shifts from slow teasing to full-on filth in like one scene cut. Not subtle. Not classy. Didn’t bother me even a bit.

The heart of it is Jacob and his mom Marge, who is strict, bitter, and way too wound up for someone with tits like that. She starts out as this cold authority figure that would probably ground you for breathing too loud, and then she’s suddenly “helping” with those medical measurements in ways that have nothing to do with health. The first time she has to “check” him, it’s played like a clinical thing, but the camera lingers on her lips, her ass when she bends, the way she grips him with just a bit too much care. There is a titjob scene that hits harder than some full sex scenes I’ve seen, just because Jacob is clearly dying inside, half from lust and half from shame. She uses him like a toy while lecturing him about respect, which is such a fucked domination angle. At one point she jerks him off with this annoyed look like he’s the one inconveniencing her by existing with a hard-on, then gets mad when he cums too fast, like he messed up homework. Absolute psycho energy, and it kinda works.

Even though it’s short and linear, there are these tiny character beats that stuck with me more than the actual porn. Jacob trying to avoid eye contact as he cleans himself up and opening his phone like “yeah let me just check Telegram or something while my mom is wiping my dick” hit way too real. I actually alt-tabbed to Twitter mid-scene just because it felt so close to something I would do to cope with awkwardness. Then you get moments where she softens, touches his cheek, calls him “my good boy”, and for five seconds it feels like a wholesome romance before she pushes his head down between her legs and reminds you who runs the house. The incest is never treated like a joke, it has that nasty guilt flavor, which some people will love and some will bounce off hard. Side note, the one thing that actually pissed me off is how long they linger on the mom’s nightgown pattern in a couple scenes. I don’t care about the fucking flowers, show me her hand under it, not the fabric. And then I forgot I was mad like five seconds later when she casually shoves his face into her big ass and tells him to shut up and “focus”. The game kind of feels like that all the time: awkward, horny, a bit wrong, then suddenly weirdly tender, then back to using his virgin brain and cock like they belong to her medical diary.

Added: Oct 18, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k