StripRPS v1.0
Two girls. One smug, one way too sweet for the shit she’s doing to you, and both of them know rock paper scissors better than you know where your life is going. The whole thing is literally just: click, throw your sign, and hope your clothes stay on. It sounds basic until you’re suddenly half naked, crotch zoomed in, browser volume accidentally at 100, and they’re laughing while you lose another round. That’s the energy here. It feels like someone mashed Pornhub with the dumb playground game you used to play when you were ten, then corrupted the hell out of it and stuck it in a point and click interface. And it kind of works, in that scuffed Newgrounds way that makes you go “ok this is trash” while your hand is already on your dick.
The teasing is brutal in a fun way. Girl A (the confident one with the big tits and that “I’m about to ruin you” grin) starts off all flirty, then slowly ramps into full humiliation when you keep losing. She makes you strip first, then she does this thing where she pretends to cover up but actually spreads a little more every time you win a round. One minute you’re just trading RPS, next minute she’s got your character jerking it in full view while she casually strokes your ego and your dick at the same time with dirty talk. Then she switches. Out of nowhere it’s “you really thought you were in control?” and she’s using your loss as an excuse to grab your shaft and jerk you like it’s a punishment. There’s this one moment where she’s doing a slow handjob while staring right at “you”, then she looks off to the side and invites the other girl in like it’s nothing. I opened Twitter on my phone mid scene just to pretend I was still a functioning human but my eyes kept going back. Horrible, 10/10.
The other girl is different. Darker skin, big ass, softer expression, more playful, and then she hits you with the foot on your chest and you realize: yeah ok she’s not actually soft. She plays the game like she’s letting you win a bit, then when you mess up she makes you watch her masturbate while pretending you’re not even there, like you’re just a camera she forgot to turn off. Then suddenly she’s on her knees, toes on your cock, rubbing it up and down while she talks trash about how quick you’re getting hard from just her feet. The lesbian bits come in kind of sideways: they start teasing each other in between your rounds, like you’re an excuse for them to get off. One of my favorite tiny moments is when you win a streak and instead of giving you a “reward” like normal porn games, they just move closer to each other, make out, tits pressed together, and talk about you like a toy they might use later. Actual disrespect, very good. There’s also some public exhibition vibes tossed in where they imply people could walk in on you at any time, which honestly made me click a bit faster. I kinda wish the RPS had some fake depth or mind games, but also, if I start theorycrafting optimal horny rock paper scissors builds on Notepad again I’m uninstalling my entire brain. Anyway yeah, it’s trashy, uneven, kinda mean, and it absolutely knows why you opened it in Chrome instead of doing something productive.
Added: Nov 17, 2025 💬 1 🎮 1k