This thing feels like someone mashed up a Metroid wet dream and a cheap hentai doujin they found on a USB at a con, and honestly, I’m kinda into it even if it’s janky as hell. You’re not in the suit this time, you *are* the creepy tentacle thing hiding in the shadows, watching this blonde space hunter run around like she’s got everything under control. She looks enough like Samus that your brain fills in the rest, that same vibe when a cosplay is 80% accurate but the attitude sells the last 20. The loop is simple: click your tentacles to lash out, pick one to block her counter, then hit attack again and hope she loses another bit of her armor. It feels almost like rock-paper-scissors, but horny. I kept thinking “ok, she’s learned my pattern” even though I know damn well the game isn’t that smart. Still, when she dodges and you whiff, there is that tiny sting, like missing a parry in Hollow Knight, only this time you’re a sex-obsessed slime instead of a cute bug knight.
What really works for me is the slow strip tease of her armor. It’s not some instant nude button, you have to earn each piece coming off, and my filthy little cosplayer brain was going “ok, that chest plate is basically a busted Worbla build, just rip it already.” When you finally get the suit open and see skin, it hits like those fan-service frames in old anime where the camera just “accidentally” lingers too long. The sex scenes you unlock after stripping her are blunt and dirty, no art school pretension, just tentacles everywhere, stuffing her in all the “yes” spots and some “oh damn ok” spots. Breasts squished, legs spread, the monster wrapping around her waist and throat, pinning her like she’s nothing. There’s a nice rhythm to the loops, the kind of thing that made me pause Spotify on my phone and just watch. I kept thinking “this is fucked up” while absolutely not stopping. But the animations do repeat a lot, and once you’ve seen each scene, the chase part loses tension fast. Also, her face sometimes goes weird, like cross-eyed doll instead of badass bounty hunter getting broken, and it pulled me out of it more than once. The UI is also tiny on Chrome, which annoys me way too much for such a small problem, and I’m not resizing my whole browser just for a porn clicker, sorry.
Still, there was this one moment where I had almost all her armor off, just the lower plates clinging on, and I misclicked the wrong tentacle to defend. She blasted my ass, tentacles flailing back, and I had this stupid flashback to getting stunlocked by Ridley in Super Metroid, except now I was rooting for the monster and not the hunter. I kinda wish there were more ways to toy with her before the final scenes, like more in-between states where the suit is half broken, tits already hanging out, crotch still covered, maybe a forced “pose” while she struggles. It won’t be added, but a girl can dream. The game is short, rough around the edges, and honestly pretty trashy, yet that’s exactly why I kept it running in a tab next to Telegram and Twitter while I, ahem, “tested” every route. It feels like someone made a game out of that one horny thought we all had seeing blonde-suited Samus fanart for the first time, then never bothered to clean it up, and somehow that messiness fits the whole tentacle fantasy a little too well.
Added: May 14, 2018
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