Swimming Pool Monster: Utter Version
Hot day, stupidly blue water, all that cheap resort vibe where you know the chlorine smell is hiding way dirtier shit. The whole place is full of bikini girls just kind of walking around like they forgot this is supposed to be a pool and not a softcore shoot, tits spilling over those tiny tops, asses basically flossed by their bottoms. And right under the surface there is you. Or, well, whatever the hell this slippery pervert sea-thing is supposed to be. Not some dramatic ocean god, not a tragic monster, just a horny tentacle freak lurking in the deep end, staring up through the water at bouncing boobs and waiting for someone to be dumb enough to sit too close to the edge. The game doesn’t pretend it’s about anything else. No romance, no slow burn, just “see girl, grab girl, make her squeal” with your wet noodles.
What caught me first was how fast shit happens. No slow tutorial, you’re basically spawned in the pool and girls are already passing by, bending over to fix their sandals or dipping their feet in. The first time I tried to grab one, I fucked up the timing, missed her leg and just smacked the tiles, and she didn’t even notice. That pissed me off in a funny way, so next try I was twitching on my mouse like some caffeine junkie. When you nail the timing and your tentacles snap out right as she leans, there’s this tiny moment where everything freezes and then you drag her down and the game goes full “ok, we’re doing porn now”. No fade to black, no shy camera. You feel like a horny shark with extra arms. Sometimes I swear the game reads your brain because just when you think “I want to see her tits more” one of the tentacles just rips her top aside and her big boobs are floating around in the water, bouncing like they got their own physics. It’s honestly hot as fuck. Though the actual catching part goes from “fun reflex thing” to “ok, this is a bit bullshit” when girls shift direction too sharply and you whiff again and again, but then a new bikini color shows up and you forget you were annoyed two seconds ago.
There is this goofy arcade rhythm to the whole thing. Different girls wander closer to the pool edge at different speeds, and in your head it feels like juggling, like you’re tracking three asses at once and deciding which one you want to yank under first. I had one moment where I was going for the girl in the white bikini, missed, then accidentally clipped the chubby one that walked by behind her and the game just went “well, you grabbed this one instead, enjoy” and suddenly I’m watching this thick bottom get wrapped up in slime. I didn’t even know that was a thing I was into, the whole panicked kicking in the water while tentacles spread her legs, but yeah, brain rewired on the spot. Also kind of funny how the pool is full but nobody reacts when some girl suddenly disappears in a splash and moaning starts. Totally stupid, but in that porn-logic way that just works. The only thing that bothered me too much was one girl with a bright yellow bikini who keeps walking by like a tease and somehow I kept missing her by a pixel and now I hate her, but also I want to see her get dragged under the most. Anyway, it’s just you, water, bikinis, fast grabs, and a bunch of wet, messy, noisy corruption going on under the surface like the pool filter is powered by pure horniness.
Added: May 06, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k