The Pilgrimage CHRISTMAS 2023 SPECIAL
Tali on pilgrimage, horny version. That’s basically the vibe here. You land in this messed up slice of the flotilla where everything looks familiar enough for a Mass Effect fan brain to go “ok I know this”, then five minutes later you’re watching Tali get talked into jerking off some mutant thing in a maintenance corridor because she wants extra resources for the fleet. Whole game is like that: tiny practical excuses for big filthy scenes. It pretends to be about helping the quarians, but you blink and suddenly it’s about how many holes Tali has and which one is getting filled first. I liked it. I also hated it sometimes, but in a good way. Kind of like when you edge too long and start swearing at your own hand.
It calls itself sandbox, and that’s actually not total bullshit. You wander around different ships, poke terminals, run into people you know from the main games. Miranda shows up all smug and perfect, tits basically a physics test, acting like she’s above everything. Ten minutes later I had her on her knees doing oral while Tali watches and “studies human mating behavior”. Very scientific. Then out of nowhere, combat drops in with some monster fight where you’re half distracted, because the only thing you’re thinking is “okay but when is this thing going to fuck her”. Sometimes that happens right away, sometimes you get teased to death. Corruption is kind of slow burn: at first she’s all shy, suit closed tight, masturbating in some dark corner after a mission. Later she’s tossing out lines like “maybe we can try anal, for negotiations” and nobody blinks. Or maybe I imagined that, I was kinda half thinking about Liara at that point. Speaking of her, Liara just shows up, all cool and calm, big ass bouncing when she walks, like she knows you’ve been waiting to drag her into a biotic-fueled threesome and she’s only pretending to resist. EDI and Ashley pop up too, like a “who’s your favorite” menu that somehow forgets some girls and then remembers them later. Sex scenes are animated enough to feel alive, nothing super fancy, but Tali moaning in that filtered voice while she rides a cock, vaginal, then suddenly you click something and now it’s anal and she’s trying to keep balance, that shit works on me. Oral, monsters, masturbation in a side room when you should be “scanning something for the fleet”, it’s all here, just thrown at you in no special order. I still have no idea why one corridor lets me talk to Samara about justice and the next corridor just has Shiala getting railed by some creature, but I stopped asking. Game broke my brain a bit, but in the same way clearing your browser history at the end of the night feels holy and filthy at once.
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