Straitened Times v0.65.1
Guy wakes up as discount Jesus in a busted motel full of fake nuns with huge tits and zero shame, that’s basically the mood here. It used to be this “holy commune” thing, priest handling the cash, Mother Superior pretending everything is pure and chaste, novices acting like they’re married to god. Then the priest gets hauled off for scamming money and suddenly your holy home turns into two sticky rooms in some shit motel, roaches probably praying harder than the sisters. Now you’re the only dude in this whole “we love the Lord” cosplay group and every night somebody needs a bed buddy. Not “maybe”, literally needs. One bed, too many tits, zero adult supervision. It’s a sandbox style thing so nothing is thrown at you in a straight line. You wander the motel, peek at who’s showering, decide who you’re gonna “comfort”, check out the shady neighbors, mess with toys that definitely didn’t come from a church shop, that kind of chaos. One moment you’re drinking cheap coffee, next moment you’re balls deep in a “nun” who just swore she’s still a virgin a scene ago. Sure, sister, sure.
Best part for me is how the game keeps pretending it cares about morals while it just pushes you more and more into corruption. You can keep them “pure” if you really want, but then the game keeps dangling stuff like voyeur scenes through a cracked bathroom door, handjobs under the blanket while Mother Superior pretends to sleep, or that one night where both novices crawl into your bed because “they’re scared of the motel noises”. Yeah, scared of being left out of the harem more like it. You choose which girl you focus on, but the group sex tension is always there, like the game is whispering “come on, ruin everything”. There’s cheating angles too if you feel like making fake relationships and then wrecking them. Start with one girl calling you her “special one”, end up having her watch while you ram her “holy boss” from behind on the same squeaky mattress. The scenes don’t shy away from the dirty shit either: sloppy blowjobs with drool everywhere, titjobs that actually look heavy, anal on a girl who’s been acting like a saint, toys disappearing into places they clearly didn’t train for in Bible study, interracial stuff if you go a certain route… it’s all there, stacked on top of that motel misery vibe. It’s trashy, it’s horny, it acts like it wants to tell some big emotional story but you’re here for big cocks smashing into big asses while someone still has a rosary on. And yeah, I’m still annoyed that one background chair looks smaller every time I see it, like it’s shrinking with shame, but whatever, I kept clicking.
Added: Sep 18, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k