Christmas in this game feels like if Rule 34 had its own drunk office party and nobody remembered to invite shame. You start all cozy, snow on the ground, jingle bells in the background, then five minutes later you’re in a forest arguing with a horny wolf-girl about which position she’ll “reward” you with if you beat her in a fight. The tone is totally un-serious in the best way. One second they’re cracking stupid jokes about gifts and stockings, next second you’ve got a busty dragon pussymon pressing her tits against the screen while the text pretends she’s talking about “training.” Sure, she is. My Firefox almost overheated when I spammed the sexcard replay. And I like how the game just assumes you’re a degenerate already, no long intro where it pretends to be classy. It just tosses you into a snowy map and goes “hey, wanna catch cute monster girls and fuck them silly?” and honestly, yes, that’s exactly what I came for. There’s actual story too, which is annoying because sometimes I was horny and wanted to skip, but then the writing drops little jokes about Santa being outclassed by some pervy elemental spirit and I kept reading anyway. The English is a bit rough here and there, but honestly, same, so I felt seen.
The whole elemental thing is weirdly fun. Like yeah yeah “fire beats ice” or whatever, I wasn’t expecting to care, but when that smug little ice kitty wiped my team twice, I actually went back and shuffled my lineup like it was some serious RPG. Then you win and she goes from icy tsundere to “master, use me harder” and I’m sitting at my desk like, wow, all that foreplay with stats actually paid off. Battles are simple on the surface but if you just brute force it you’ll get punished, which is kinda hot in its own way. There’s this one quest that looks like a throwaway side thing, some joke about presents in a cave, and suddenly it turns into a secret scene with a reindeer-girl riding you like she’s trying to pull the whole damn sleigh by herself. I swear her boobs bounce too much, it distracted me so hard I misclicked my skills in the next fight. And then there’s the easter egg chain, where you repeat the same silly steps to unlock one more filthy little animation, and I kept telling myself “ok last run, I saw it already,” then I went again. Like edging, but with clicking. Lowkey annoying that the interface keeps changing between episodes and I never remember where things are, but after one good futa-leaning pussymon scene I kinda forgot I was even mad. This game is trashy, greedy for your time, absolutely unashamed of what it wants you to do with one hand on the mouse and the other one busy.
Added: May 01, 2018
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