You start as this kinda broke, horny drifter who treats monster catching like a mix of Tinder and Pokémon, only everything wants to jump your bones instead of fainting. The world looks cute at first, fluffy forests, silly names, bright colors, but the game is pretty much about hunting down these weird sexy creatures, banging them, then pretending it’s “research” so you don’t feel like a total creep. I was trying to test pickup lines on them, like it’s speed dating with fur and tits, and the game actually rewards you for being a smooth talker in the dumbest way. One moment I’m trying something cheesy like “hey, your tail looks amazing in this light” and suddenly the scene goes full-on porn, tongue, wet noises, the whole thing, and I’m just sitting there like “ok, that worked way better than on Tinder.” But at the same time, half of my lines fail miserably, and that’s kind of fun too, watching the MC get roasted by some smug fox-girl with big boobs and bigger attitude.
The funny thing is, the story keeps pretending it’s about “saving kingdoms” and “mystical secrets,” but you can feel the writer winking at you all the time. You chase clues, talk with your crew, Bridget trying to act like the smart one, DASH being this weird presence that I still don’t fully get, Valentina jumping between cute and horny like a light switch. Then you walk two steps into a new fluffy area, and whoops, now you’re balls-deep in a new pussymon with hearts floating around. It is stupid in a very honest way. Sex scenes are not shy at all, you see everything: pussies, dicks, cum, ridiculous positions, boobs bouncing like they’re trying to escape from the screen. Some of the animations loop a bit awkward, like the hips move but the tail freezes, and it took me out of the mood for a second. Not enough to stop, but enough to make me grumble at my screen like “come on man, move the tail too, she’s alive, not furniture.” The side missions actually caught me off guard, because I opened one just to mess around, expecting some basic fetch stuff, and got dropped into a chain of horny dialogues where some fluffy royal type basically blackmails you into helping her in exchange for “private experiments.” I tried a cocky line there, totally bombed it, and she still let me fuck her, just with more insults. Lowkey hotter that way.
I like how the game pretends to be this big adventurous journey and then constantly trips over its own kinks. You explore new places like “oh cool, new map, new lore,” and three clicks later you’re choosing whether to pull the monster-girl’s hair or grab her hips while she rides you. I was playing on my laptop, Discord pinging, Pornhub tab open in the background for, uh, research, and I kept alt-tabbing back here because the dialogues got filthy in a weird, goofy way that you don’t get on those sites. The MC talks like that idiot friend who thinks every conversation is a chance to flirt, and sometimes it lands so hard you unlock new scenes, sometimes the girls completely shut him down and you just stand there grinding fights to make up for your lack of charisma. There’s a cheat thing if you want to skip the effort, but honestly failing a pickup line, then coming back with a different attitude and finally getting that scene, feels way more like some twisted fantasy of real dating, if real dating included catgirls that squirt when you choose the right dialogue option. Every new pussymon is like another “speed date gone wrong but also very right,” with fur, fangs, claws, sparkles, and a lot of wet sounds that are gonna stay in your head when you open Spotify later.
Added: Jun 06, 2018
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