Harry Potter and the Sluts of Hogwarts v0.61
This thing feels like a horny side project some bored nerd coded after rereading the books, and honestly that’s part of the charm and part of the problem. You play as a male student around the year 2000 at Hogwarts, with Voldemort’s corruption kind of soaking into everyone’s brain, especially the usual redhead and bookworm. It doesn’t pretend to be tasteful. You push Ginny and Hermione from “proper schoolgirls” into straight up cock-hungry toys, and the game barely tries to hide that you are abusing power and mind control to do it. At first they act shy, stiff, very “this is not right”, and you basically keep poking at their limits until they break. For example, there is a moment where Hermione finally stops fighting you during a “study session”, just kneels between your legs and starts sucking while still pretending she is doing you a favor “for research”. That little shift of her speech, from righteous to almost begging you to use her mouth, is way more erotic than the actual blowjob art, which is honestly pretty rough. The dev already warned about bad images and they were not joking. Tits look weird sometimes, faces are stiff, and anal scenes can look like two cardboard cutouts trying to fuck. But then, in some scenes, like when Ginny is pressed against a window, skirt up, tits showing to the outside, you suddenly hit a frame that feels dirty in the right way, with her cheeks flushed and eyes a bit empty from the corruption. It is inconsistent as hell. That inconsistency actually matches the writing vibe, though. Some dialogues are cringy fanfic trash, like lines ripped from a bad Wattpad story, then other times Hermione snaps back at you with this sharp, bratty attitude that feels very on character before you drag her down into submission. One moment you’re going through the usual “train the girl, unlock the next pose” routine, next moment the game throws a group sex scene where Ginny is on your dick, Hermione is licking your balls, and the text casually describes how they compete for your cum like they’re arguing over who gets to answer a question first in class. It leans hard into male domination and corruption; there is no pretense of romance. You mind control them, turn them into little exhibitionist sluts, walk them through corridors half dressed, make them stroke you under the table, shoot creampies in every hole and the story just shrugs like “yeah, dark magic, whatever”. From ethical side, the monetization feels a bit weird in a funny way. The dev keeps reminding you it is free, “finished”, and if someone nukes it for copyright they don’t care, then in the same breath there is the Patreon line like a little tip jar on a pirate ship. But at least there is no nickel and diming inside the game. No paid gallery unlock, no premium outfits, no “pay to skip grind” bullshit. Grind is just there, boring as hell at the beginning, and you either deal with it or close the tab. I kind of respect that and also hate it, especially when you are spamming the same simple action just to move Hermione from handjob tier to full anal and vaginal content. I had a podcast running on Spotify in the background while clicking through the early grind, because the game’s own sound is basically non-existent or forgettable. No sexy moans worth mentioning, no proper soundtrack to set the mood, just silence or generic noise that makes you tab out without thinking. Weirdly, that made it feel more like some dirty secret mini app on my second monitor while I checked Telegram or scrolled Twitter. It feels like something you sneak, not something you proudly full screen and enjoy like a polished porn VN. And that fits what it is: rough code, rough art, dirty fantasy about breaking two very famous witches until they love the taste of your cum.
Added: Sep 13, 2025 💬 1 🎮 501