Witch Master v0.1.9
Harry Potter porn games usually feel like somebody slapped a wig on a random girl and yelled “yeah, that’s Hermione now”. This one actually tries a bit harder, which is funny because half the time it still feels like a degenerate fanfic you found on some Russian forum in 2011. You start as this male protagonist that is very obviously a self‑insert, walking around this not‑quite‑Hogwarts version of the castle, poking at menus and dialog options, trying to see how far you can push the girls before the devs ran out of content. First time you run into Hermione, she’s in full nagging know‑it‑all mode, rolling her eyes at your bullshit, and then the dialog suddenly tilts into “educational help” that clearly isn’t about homework anymore. You get these choices like pretending to tutor her or straight up teasing her about how “tense” she looks, and it slowly nudges her into masturbation scenes. The way the CGs change is pretty nice, like she starts proper prim and annoyed, then a few clicks later her shirt is half open, cheeks pink, trying to act like she’s still having a normal conversation while her hand is in her panties. It’s trashy, but in a good way, like you know the writer had one hand on the keyboard and the other somewhere else.
What surprised me is how they handle the rest of the girls. Ginny has this cute but slightly bratty vibe, like she’s pretending to be tough but folds fast when you corner her with the right dialog branch. There’s this moment where she’s “practicing” for Quidditch, but the game clearly set it up so she’s stretching in the tightest clothes possible, and you just stand there scrolling text while the camera takes its sweet time on her chest. Nymphadora Tonks shows up like a chaotic aunt who’s way too flirty; the whole metamorph stuff is used in a super horny way, changing hair, face, little details while she jerks you off, like a live‑action “select your favorite cosplay” thing. Narcissa has that cold aristocrat porn energy, like she’s judging you the whole time but still letting you stare at her big tits as some sort of reward for being a “useful boy”. Fleur is basically weaponized fanservice, and I say this as compliment and insult at same time. In her scene the heroine just radiates “I know you’re staring at my cleavage and I don’t care because I want you to”, and the game leans completely into it with slow zooms and very obvious dialog that pretends to be about etiquette while your character is clearly just trying not to cum in his pants. The actual pacing is kind of all over the place, the UI looks like it was stitched together in a weekend, some transitions are rough, and one text box typo annoyed the hell out of me for way too long, but the horny heart of it is in the right place. It plays like a dirty fanfic someone accidentally made interactive: clunky, funny, surprisingly sexy at times, and absolutely not polished enough to be “professional”, which somehow makes the whole thing feel more honest than it deserves to be.
Added: Sep 03, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k