The Pilot
This one feels like somebody mashed their horny Star Wars fanfic and their horny Mass Effect fanfic together, then forgot to sand the edges, and honestly that rough part is half the charm. You’re thrown into the cockpit as this rebel pilot, Rogue Squadron hotshot but still treated like the kid at the table, and the game never really stops reminding you that you’re good at flying and bad at keeping your dick in your pants. First mission, you’re supposed to be focusing on your target run, alarms screaming, cockpit lights flickering red, comm channel full of orders, and all I could think was how the engine noise is mixed so low compared to her voice breathing in your ear. Hera comes through the holo, giving you “tactical” updates, but the camera is framed weirdly low on her body, lekku hanging down, uniform stretched over her tits like it’s trying to desert. You choose if you answer with strict military talk or you slip in something dirty, and the game just quietly remembers. No morality bar, no “you picked the lewd route” sign. Later in the hangar when she pushes you up against the wing of your fighter and whispers that a real pilot knows when to follow orders and when to improvise, that one flirty line from before is what flips the scene into full-on “I’m going to ride you until your knees give out” mode. Very subtle. Not subtle at all.
Then there’s the whole alien scholar vibe with the blue girl, clearly channeling Liara without trying to hide it. She’s all shy in the briefing room, asking you about battle trauma, and then in her quarters she has this holographic star map projected across the ceiling so the whole room is glowing soft blue. The pacing in that scene is slow as fuck, in a good way. She makes you sit while she scans your body, little comments about your “physiology”, fingers staying too long when she adjusts sensors on your chest. I actually liked that it takes time before clothes hit the floor, but the game gets weird with the camera when she finally drops her outfit. Instead of this big heroic reveal, it lingers on her feet stepping out of her boots for way too many frames. Like, I get it, feet people exist, but calm down. Anyway, when you decide whether you let her “experiment” or you pull her straight into a kiss, both options work, and both end up gloriously messy, but with very different moods. One path is almost clinical, her whispering observations while she jerks you off, stroking your cock with those soft, slightly glowing hands, asking you to describe every twitch as if it’s a research log. The other path has her losing control fast, pressing you against the star map projector so the constellations scatter across your naked bodies while she grinds on your thigh. Same room, same girl, completely different fantasy.
What surprised me is how the game uses the ship itself like a slow foreplay tool. The hum of the hyperdrive is everywhere, this constant low vibration, and in some sex scenes they actually keep it in the background so it feels like the whole cruiser is purring around you while you fuck. There is a scene after a rough mission where you sit alone in the cockpit, hands still shaking from combat, only the quiet beep of the console and the faint rumble of sublight engines. You can choose to review the mission logs like a good soldier, or open that locked holo file Hera sent you. If you go for the file, it’s not just some sex recording thrown at your face. It opens as a debrief, she’s talking tactics, then slowly she leans closer to the camera, voice getting softer, orders turning into filthy instructions, telling you exactly how to stroke your cock for her, “as if you were guiding your ship through a tight trench.” I hated how much I liked that line. And then somewhere in the middle, the game just quietly reminds you that people died on that mission, and you’re sitting there with your pants down. It feels wrong in that very specific porn way that also feels real. Not perfect, not clean, not “epic.” Just messy, horny, a bit guilty, very blue and green and glowing, like someone spilled cum on a sci fi artbook and decided that’s canon now.
Added: Aug 29, 2023 💬 3 🎮 1k
Latest comment by gooner:
"Needs a part 2"