Pussymon 13
Pussymon: Episode 13 feels like the horny cousin of an old browser RPG that someone refuses to kill, and honestly that’s why I keep poking at it even while I’m swearing at the screen. You get tossed into this whole “Brutemon invasion” mess, which sounds serious, but half the time you’re running around clicking through goofy dialogue and trying to remember which bush hides the monster girl that wants to ride you instead of eat you. The tone is all over the place in a good way: one moment you’re laughing at some dumb joke about elemental types, next moment you’re balls-deep in a slime girl animation that looks like it was drawn by a guy with one hand on the mouse and the other under the table. And yeah, I mean that as a compliment. When the animations actually trigger correctly and don’t softlock after the climax frame, it’s pretty damn hot, even with the janky loops. There’s this one new Pussymon in the invasion areas that has this “I’m going to murder you” face during sex, but the voice line is all sweet and horny and it just clashes, I kept replaying that scene just because my brain refused to understand what emotion I’m supposed to feel. Horny, confused, yes.
The adventur part still feels like someone glued a hentai gallery on top of an old RPG Maker project, then started adding systems until the duct tape squeaks. You got quests that tell you to go to area 4, but the actual exit sends you to some other new map, and then you run into the boss way too early because you clicked wrong while half hard. Element stuff is just kind of missing right now, like you can feel there was a whole “fire beats grass, grass beats water” thing, but it’s been ripped out, so battles are basically “spam the same move and hope the numbers go your way.” I kept opening the cheat menu like a degenerate just to skip grind fights and get back to poking the new girls. The cheat codes work fine, at least, which is funny because some basic text boxes still bug out and stack over each other, so you’re reading dialog like “Brutemon invaYES! GIVE ME YOUR CUMsion is getting worse.” That actually happened in Chrome, then I tried Firefox and it got better during fights but worse in the map transitions. Of course. And there’s this tiny stupid thing that drove me crazy: one of the new areas has a background rock that looks exactly like an interactable chest, but nothing ever happens with it, I spent way too long humping that rock, pressing every key, and nope, just scenery. It’s probably never changing and it pisses me off more than the bugs. Still, when you finally corner a new monster girl, wear her down in battle, then hit that capture moment and unlock a fresh sex scene with some silly humor in the dialog like “I’m invading you instead,” it scratches that weird horny-collector itch. It’s messy, unbalanced, sometimes straight-up broken, but it’s also the kind of filthy little world you keep returning to “just to check the new update” and then suddenly you’re watching the same looped animation five times in a row because yeah alright, that angle works.
Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k