Star Warrior and Space Girls v0.6.0
For anyone who grew up on Star Wars cartoons and then hit puberty way too hard, this game feels like someone grabbed your old fanfic notebooks and actually put them on a screen. You play as this fresh Jedi Knight dropped into the middle of the Clone Wars, and instead of just waving a lightsaber around, you end up tangled in a mess of missions, politics, and a ridiculous amount of sexual tension with basically every famous woman in the galaxy. Ahsoka shoots you that half-smirk, half-challenge look, Aayla leans way too close when she “checks your injuries”, and Padme shows up acting all proper while wearing clothes that absolutely do not meet Senate dress code. The game knows exactly what it’s doing. It teases you a lot, actually, which is both hot and a little annoying when you just want to get to the point and instead you get slow undressing, suggestive camera angles, and someone “accidentally” brushing against your crotch three times in a row.
What surprised me is how they mix that horny chaos with turn based combat and a bit of old-school mobile grind. You jump from ship corridors to jungle planets to weird ancient ruins, fight monsters and droids, then suddenly you’re pinning a monster girl against a wall and she’s way too into you stuffing her full and finishing inside. It goes from tactical thinking to “ok yeah I’m just here to fuck” really fast. The parody angle is kind of all over the place: Barriss shows up and instead of being the quiet serious one she’s drawn with this huge ass and soft tits that don’t match her old look at all, but somehow it works in this trashy fanservice way. Mara Jade in the Clone Wars era makes no sense lore-wise, but I still clicked every option with her. Bo-Katan randomly appearing half-armored, half-naked, arguing about Mandalorian honor while grinding her hips on you, that part made me roll my eyes and still kept playing. The netorare bits are rougher: sometimes you watch a character you actually like getting taken by some brute or some tentacled monster while your so-called “choices” are basically “watch more” or “watch from a different angle.” It’s not subtle, and it plays pretty hard with the idea that you’re supposed to feel half turned on, half pissed. On mobile, it all runs fine, just the usual annoying thing where you swipe the wrong way and skip a scene you wanted to savor. But yeah, if your teenage self ever wondered what it’d be like to line up Ahsoka, Padme, Aayla, Mara, and a few horny monsters in one fucked up adventure and see who ends up riding you first and who gets stolen from you, this pretty much goes there without pretending to be noble or “respectful to the source”. It’s dirty, kind of trashy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes you just stare at the screen thinking “wow, they really did that”.
Added: Dec 18, 2025 💬 5 🎮 1k
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"In what way cuz mine is also broken"