Butthole Tattoo Artist Simulator v0.1.8
You know a game is on some different bullshit when the main “dream” is opening a butthole tattoo shop in a dusty little town that sounds like an ass joke someone wrote during a drunk Discord call. This thing feels like somebody mashed a horny visual novel, a management sim, and a shitpost thread from Twitter, then actually went through with it instead of sobering up. You play Leo, this weirdly wholesome dude who is way too serious about decorating assholes like they’re fine art, walking around Las Nalgas talking about “posterior aesthetics” while you’re literally lining up a tramp stamp that points straight into a puckered hole. And yeah, you actually draw the tattoos yourself, with this janky little drawing tool that makes everything look slightly cursed, which somehow just fits. I tried to do a classy floral piece around this girl’s ass and it wound up looking like a demon sunflower staring back at me. Still hot though. Disgusting and hot.
The town is full of freaks pretending they’re normal, which is my favorite part. You have this pearl-clutching group trying to block your shop, calling themselves something I already forgot, and they scream about morality while you’re quietly sketching “WELCOME” around some meathead’s ring. One client rolls in with massive tits that don’t even need to be there for the scene, but the camera hangs on them anyway and I’m not complaining. Another dude asks you to put his ex’s name around his hole, and then chickens out halfway, so you have to decide if Leo is a professional or a petty little shit who finishes it anyway. The writing flips from dumb meme humor to weirdly sweet moments, like when a shy client is shaking while spreading her cheeks for the first time and Leo starts talking about body confidence, and you’re like, why is this stupid ass game making me feel things while I’m literally tracing a heart around a butthole.
It’s not all perfect. Some scenes try too hard with the jokes, like they’re aiming at that “lol so random” Reddit audience, and a couple of routes feel like they just vanish. One moment there’s tension about the council election and this art festival, then suddenly you’re back in the shop drawing tentacle patterns around a dude’s ass crack, listening to him talk about mindfulness, and the whole political thing just kind of floats away for a while. I actually like that, then I don’t. The anal focus is constant but never really gets full-on nasty in the way I thought it would, which is funny because at the same time you’ve got people casually bent over, cheeks spread, hole winking at you while you decide if you’re going to make something cute, humiliating, or “accidentally” erotic as hell. Sometimes I wanted more raw fucking in between the tattoo sessions, instead you get teasing, a ton of butt shots, and Leo being weirdly professional about sticking close to the design brief. Also there’s a scene with paint that I swear breaks its own logic, like the tattoo just changes shape between shots, but my brain was too busy staring at the way the ass jiggles to care. The game is stupid, horny, creative, annoying, funny, and kind of charming, and if that sounds like a mess, yeah, that’s exactly how it plays.
Added: Feb 27, 2026 💬 0 🎮 1k