Magic Shop
This one feels like it was written by a horny chemist who got bored in class and started doodling tits in the margins. Whole thing happens in this weird cozy magic shop, where shelves are stacked with jars and glowing bottles, like some fucked up mix between Hogwarts and a cheap pharmacy. You play as Joe, “assistant manager” in name, glorified shelf monkey in practice. Boss tells him he’s not allowed to brew his own stuff, which of course means you immediately start brewing your own stuff, because internet logic.
The first time Biannca walks in, it kind of tricks you. She comes in all nice, this slim brunette with that “I know what I’m doing” smile, just asking for a simple hair color change. Harmless. It's like opening Chrome “just to check something” and then three minutes later you’re ten tabs deep in very specific hentai. You mix the potion, mess around with ingredients that sound like a stoner tried to name them, and you can totally fuck it up. I threw in one extra bit of something because the bottle looked cool and suddenly her tits got bigger, her hair went light blonde, and her clothes just… stopped bothering to cover anything important. Joe is pretending this is an accident, but he’s got that pervert little smirk that anyone who spends too much time on Reddit will recognize.
What I liked is that the game doesn’t even try to be “classy”. It cracks dumb jokes, some actually made me laugh, some are so bad they come back around and are funny again. The parody stuff is all over the place. She talks like a TikTok girl sometimes, then suddenly it’s like a cheap fantasy porn comic from the 2000s. At one point I got a scene where the potion kind of misfires and her ass swells up first, before anything else, and she turns around like “Does it look weird?” while the camera is basically inside her cheeks. It’s crude, yeah, but it’s honest about what it wants. And the transformations are not just “oh hair color different now”, you can push the sliders by picking different ingredients and watch her body shift, clothes stretch, panties ride up, all that good corrupted-magic energy.
The game leans really hard into the whole “oops I made it too strong” thing. You’re standing there pretending to adjust some numbers in your head like you’re on a calculator app, when in reality you're just trying to see how far you can push her into hentai logic before she calls you out. Spoiler: she doesn’t really call you out, she moans. A lot. Sometimes the pacing is weird, scenes jump a bit like someone cut one line out of a doujin at random, but then it throws a joke about “limited-time discount on succubus essence” and it pulls you back. I kind of hate that the text window keeps popping just slightly off-center for me in Chrome and now I can’t unsee it, but that’s my own personal hell. There’s a nice touch where Joe pretends to follow the rulebook while he’s clearly using every ingredient like it's from some fucked up adult alchemy cookbook. I kept waiting for some big moral consequence, like the boss catching us mid-boobjob or something, but the story just keeps rolling deeper into horny potion chaos. It’s silly, shameless, and sometimes you think “ok this is too much” right before clicking the next mix button anyway.
Added: May 03, 2021 💬 4 🎮 1k