Sex Kitty Sim Appointment 5
This thing is basically a horny love letter to Kitty Katswell and that whole “what if she actually acted like all those old DeviantArt jokes” vibe. It looks like some random Flash nonsense you’d sneak on Newgrounds during computer class, but that kinda works for it. It doesn’t try to be deep or smart, it just throws you into a string of dumb quests where every “choice” is secretly just an excuse to get Kitty naked, pissed off, or both. Like, one minute you’re pretending to care about some mission report, next screen you’re helping “Kitty McSlut” practice undercover seduction with dialogue options that sound like they were written by a pervy teenager who learned English from hentai subs.
The sim part is tiny but it’s there. You’ve got this cheap little menu where you increase her “affection” or “lust” with super basic stuff: flirt, tease, insult, then suddenly she’s pushing her tits in your face and the game’s like “congrats, new scene unlocked” with that old Flash-game jank. There’s a dating layer, but it’s more like collecting scenes than building relationship. I kept trying different answers just to see if there’s a bad ending where she arrests you or something, and yeah, there are a few routes where she straight up calls you a creep and bails. Not gonna lie, I reloaded the page more times than I want to admit, because I was chasing this one specific path where she stays professional for a while and then just snaps and jumps you in the office. Felt like hunting secret routes in some scuffed VN on F95, except it’s way shorter and dumber. In a good way. Mostly. I think.
The humor is that old internet kind: tits, furries, and cheap parody of spy shows. Sometimes it lands, like when the “serious mission briefing” just turns into a running gag about her boobs being a “distraction asset.” Sometimes it’s cringe as hell, but porn cringe is kinda part of the package. What surprised me is how many little variations there are in some scenes. Like, change one answer early, and later the same blowjob picture pops up but the dialogue box text is totally different, more degrading or more playful. No one’s gonna analyze that in a YouTube essay, but as a secret ending goblin, I respect that level of petty branching. I do wish some of the routes were longer instead of dropping you back to the main menu the second she cums, but that’s just how these old hentai sims roll. You click, you nut, you wonder if there was a hidden path you missed, then you click again.
Added: May 14, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k