This thing feels like someone smashed together a horny Pokémon fanfic, a shitpost from /r/animememes, and an RPG Maker side project, then actually cared enough to wire it all into a real game loop. You start in this cheap looking con-hall type place, right, with nerds in half-assed costumes everywhere, and at first you think “ok, just another click-and-fap gallery.” Then the game hits you with a trial scene about whether a girl dressed as a very off-brand “gym leader” violated some made-up con rules, and suddenly you’re cross-examining witnesses like it’s budget Ace Attorney, except everyone’s boobs keep threatening to fall out of their cosplay. The court thing is stupid in the best way: you’re pressing a cosplayer who’s clearly lying about where she kept her Pokéballs, and the “contradiction” is literally that her bikini bottom has no pockets. I actually laughed out loud, which I did not expect from a porn parody where I was also trying to angle my mouse to see if the sprite jiggles a bit when she’s flustered.

Moment that sold me: the first time I hit the casino and realized the slot machine is just shamelessly tuned to tease you. You get just enough wins to keep you clicking, but every time you think “ok one more spin,” you see another rare book on the shelf behind the counter, like some weird hentai lore bible, and suddenly your “I’m only here to see tits” brain is going “wait what’s in that thing?” And the book actually matters. It unlocks extra dirt on one of the cosplayers, including a reward scene where she’s doing this bad Gijinka version of a certain fox Pokémon, tail plugs and all, pretending she has “evolved” into a more “experienced form.” The dialogue is trashy, but in a fun trashy way, like horny Tumblr from ten years ago. They keep making these overly serious lines about “trainer–pokemon bonds” while she’s riding the MC and holding his wrists like she’s about to use a move called Something Very Not Family Friendly. Then right after that, the game slaps you back into a normal conversation about shop discounts like nothing happened. Whiplash, but the funny kind.

Not everything works. The pacing in the new room is weird, because you stumble into this “ultra rare” James cosplayer, and he’s tied up, and the game plays it like you just pulled a secret shiny out of a booster pack. Cool idea, but the rescue sequence is kind of clunky. I picked the wrong dialogue once and it felt like I soft-locked my chance at the hidden shop reward without the game really telling me where I screwed up. There’s also a trial variant later where the punishment options are super hot in theory, but the actual animation is like three frames looping, and not in some retro charming way, just kind of “ok you guys ran out of time here.” Still, what saves it is how self-aware the writing is. They lean into cringe. There’s a line where James, still half in ropes, complains that your “hero act” is ruining his carefully planned public humiliation kink, then awkwardly asks if you at least liked the wig. Hard to not grin at that. And Umbreon’s little animated reward is short but surprisingly punchy: the tail swish syncs with her hips, there’s this smug face she does when your HP drops to zero mid-blowjob because you “couldn’t endure the dark-type attack,” and you realize somebody sat there in Clip Studio just to make that joke land. It’s messy, horny, nerdy as fuck, and sometimes you’ll be thinking about old Pokémon episodes for no reason while you’re clicking through dialogue trying to figure out which answer leads to more naked sprites. I still hate that one sticker icon looks like a Discord ping every time it pops up and it keeps making me alt-tab to nothing, but yeah, this thing has way more personality than it has any right to.

Added: Apr 02, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k

This thing feels like somebody got way too horny about Pokémon cosplay and then accidentally made an actual game on top. You start in this weird little RPG setup, all chibi anime style, walking around like it’s some janky fan game from old Flash days, and then suddenly you’re arguing with a half-naked Nurse Joy cosplayer about whether she wants to be “saved” while her costume is literally getting shredded piece by piece. The tone is this goofy mix of “haha internet joke” and “ok yeah my dick is out, let’s be honest here.” It’s not pretending to be deep. You run around rooms, poke at stuff, walk into random encounters, and instead of fighting Zubat for the 300th time you’re fighting horny girls in cheap Halloween-store Pokémon costumes that get ripped more and more every time you hit the right moves. The camera zoom when the clothes hit the next rip stage is hilarious and kind of trashy in a good way, like the dev is nudging you going “yeaaah I know why you’re here.”

The combat looks simple at first, then you realize they actually put thought into it, which kinda pisses me off because I came here to coom, not to do math. Fire spell hits harder with high MP, lightning freaks out if you’re under the wrong debuff, grass gets funnier the tankier the enemy is. I was sitting there like, ok, why is my fire damage dogshit now, and only later I notice she shocked me and now I’m basically poking her with a wet noodle while she’s moaning in a torn cosplay. There’s this Eevee cosplayer that shows up like some mythical beast, not super rare but enough you feel like “oh shit, it’s her.” When you finally get the little animation and it has two parts, it’s like unlocking a dirty gif on some gacha porn app. You feel weirdly proud. Then the game spits out a shiny Nurse Joy cosplayer you can save and I just lost it. They really went full gacha-brain here: shiny rates, special portraits, topless variants, even the stupid Patreon code that flips all of them back to clothed if you type in that “friendzonedagain” thing. I laughed, then I got annoyed, then I forgot I was annoyed and kept trying to see more tits anyway.

What really caught me off guard was the shop scenes. You just wanna heal or buy stuff and instead you get a random cutscene where the shop girl is flirting in this super dorky anime way, or some cosplayer you saved earlier drops by and they do a bit. Not full sex, more like foreplay banter with boobs out. And then, boom, back to menus like nothing happened. There’s this new area after the beach that feels like the devs went “ok, people actually keep playing this tug-fest, guess we should add more rooms.” I wandered in expecting one more reskinned corridor and suddenly I’m fighting a Cubone cosplayer acting like a boss, the game won’t let you run away, and the music kicks into this fanmade Sun & Moon rival track that kind of slaps way harder than it should. It’s goofy as hell: you’re hard, you’re micromanaging mana, you’re thinking about elemental synergy while a girl in a half-destroyed skull helmet is panting at you. Also the text spacing in some menus is just slightly off and it annoyed me the whole time and they still haven’t fixed it and I don’t know why that’s the one thing my brain keeps poking at. Anyway, the whole thing is horny, messy, way more clever than it needs to be, and feels like scrolling through Newgrounds in another tab while you’ve got a hentai browser game in front. Just with more ripped cosplays and a camera that zooms in right when your self-respect zooms out.

Added: Apr 10, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k

Con-Quest is basically what happens when horny con culture, bad decisions and old Pokémon obsession all crash into each other in one filthy browser tab. It feels like walking into an anime convention while already leaking a bit in your pants, then realizing the whole place is run by some pervy RPG system that really wants you to “save” girls by beating their clothes and sanity off with magic spells. You’re wandering around this Poke-themed con, girls are getting corrupted into monster-ified cosplayers, and your heroic duty is to bonk them with goofy spells until they go from “angry enemy” to “naked reward screen.” It’s stupid in a good way. Like, the whole thing knows it’s dumb and horny and just leans into it instead of pretending to be some deep story about morality or whatever. You walk to the next room, see a girl in a Pikachu hoodie and torn yellow stockings ready to zap you, and your brain just quietly goes: “Yeah. I’m okay with this.”

What I really liked is how it actually feels like you’re stuck in one of those messy con weekends. People cosplay badly on purpose, there are weird side quests that feel like when you follow some rando from Artist Alley because they promised free stickers, and the humor is that exact mix of cringe and funny you only see in old Newgrounds stuff and horny Discord servers. There’s this whole thing with the gacha machine giving you random sticker drops and I swear I spent more time praying to RNGesus for a specific lewd sticker than actually progressing the main quest. Also, small detail but it got in my head: when you’re in the shop and those random cutscenes pop up with the shop girls just doing dumb fanservice stuff, it hits that nice “I should be focusing on builds but I’m distracted by boobs” zone. Combat’s pretty simple but it works: cast spells, manage your mana, try not to get smacked while staring at jiggle animations. Lightning stun feels sick at first, then you realize they nerfed the shit out of it and you can’t cheese fights like a lazy bastard anymore. And the way saving a girl means she might pop back in during combat to help you, like some horny Pokémon assist, is actually hype the first time it happens. You’re getting your ass kicked, then suddenly that cosplayer you stripped earlier jumps in and blasts the enemy so her own nude CG can stay safe in your gallery. That’s fucked up, but in the way I like.

The jokes land more often than they should. One minute the game is making fun of overexcited con nerds, next minute you’re staring at a Bulbasaur cosplayer with her tits halfway out, trying to pretend you’re interested in her “questline” and not the way the vine theme basically screams “I’m gonna tie you up and do weird shit.” Her quests feel like someone wrote them mid-masturbation and then just never cleaned the script, which somehow fits this whole thing. And I kinda love that the art is expressive and horny without going full glossy porn; it has that DeviantArt energy where it’s hot, but also kinda awkward, like you’re seeing someone’s kinks drawn straight from their brain with no filter. Dialogue sometimes trips over itself, some text skips weird if you click too fast, and every now and then a joke just dies on screen like a dead Magikarp, but I kept playing anyway because the moment you trigger a hidden animated reward and see the girl you just purified bouncing in a new loop, it scratches that caveman part of the brain that just wants to collect lewd trophies. It’s the kind of game where you tell yourself “just one more quest” then suddenly you’re hunting for that last hidden scene with the Pikachu cosplayer like it’s a legendary drop, even though in the end it’s just another girl topless and moaning at you in a loop. And somehow that’s exactly enough.

Added: Mar 14, 2019 💬 0 🎮 1k

This one hits that weird sweet spot where it’s basically just a short loop of May getting fucked, but somehow I kept clicking around like it’s a whole game. It’s not deep, you’re not here for lore, you’re here because your brain went “hey, May from Pokemon, but actually fucking this time” and yeah, that’s exactly what you get. She looks close enough to her anime self that my nostalgia started doing pushups, but with just enough extra curves to remind you this is not for kids, not for YouTube, not for anything except pure horny. The outdoor setting is kinda funny too, because it feels like they just took her out of a normal route in the game and said, ok, now she’s bending over and getting railed in the grass instead of catching Zigzagoon.

What I liked a lot is that you’re not stuck watching the same boring thing. You can flip between her pussy and her ass, and the switch actually changes the feel of the scene. Vaginal looks more “romantic” if you can even call it that when you’re pounding her, and anal is dirtier and a bit more intense. The way the animation moves when you swap is pretty hot, like you’re choosing how to use her body in the moment, not just clicking a menu. I kept going back to anal, then I told myself I prefer vaginal more, then I went right back to anal again like a liar. Being able to pick where you cum is a nice touch too, inside her pussy or filling her ass. There’s something really satisfying about timing the finish, watching her body tense, and seeing that load actually land where you decided, instead of that lazy off-screen bullshit some other animations do. I do wish the cum stayed on her longer instead of kind of resetting too fast, but I kept clicking replay anyway, so I guess I didn't care that much.

There are a few small custom things that made it feel more personal. You can tweak how she looks a bit and change the surroundings, and even if the changes are not super huge, it’s enough that I stopped for a second and thought “ok, now she’s my version of May.” One run I had her in a slightly different style and it weirdly made the scene feel like a whole new loop. The outdoor vibe really sells the fantasy of catching her alone out in the wild and just taking what you want from her body while she moans and holds on. At one point I had her bent over with her ass up, birds chirping in the background, and I honestly forgot about everything else on my screen. There’s not really any big interactive system or choices, it’s more like a horny toy you poke at with one hand while the other hand is busy doing the obvious. The sound is... alright, I guess, could be a bit more intense, and sometimes I wanted a little more variation in her reactions, but then she arches her back just right while you’re slamming into her ass and your brain goes quiet anyway. It’s simple, dirty, focused on fucking May hard outdoors, and my browser history is not happy but my dick is.

Added: Apr 12, 2021 💬 2 🎮 1k

Trying to explain this one without giggling is weird for me, because it feels like somebody took the old “what if Pokémon but horny” joke from a quiz night, then actually followed through way too hard. You’ve got a trainer, you’ve got a ghost girl that is clearly meant to be a very specific haunter-inspired hentai parody, and everything is focused on that one thing everyone pretends they don’t search: girl on top, outdoors, hypnotized, big cock right in your face. There is no long story, no grand quest, it is frankly just “ok, this trainer wandered way too far from the Pokémon Center and now he is getting ridden into the next dimension.” And it works. It shouldn’t, but it does. The whole thing oozes that messy fan-art energy where you instantly know what show it’s parodying, but it is just twisted enough to feel like a different fucked up universe. Also, I kept laughing because the ghost girl has that smug “I know you’re not resisting this” vibe, which is actually hotter than the sex itself for me, even if the animation loops a bit janky in some spots.

The hypnosis thing is not subtle either. Don’t expect classy build-up where someone slowly falls under a spell. Here it is more like, trainer has that empty-eyed “yep, I am a cock puppet now” look, and she is the one fully in control, riding him reverse cowgirl while showing off for… whoever is watching, I guess us. There is something kind of mean about it, and I liked that, then five seconds later I thought “ah, this is too much, I’m a serious person, I read academic stuff,” and still didn’t close the tab. The outdoor angle is funnier than it should be. You can almost imagine some poor NPC hiker just off-screen, pretending he doesn’t see a possessed trainer getting his brains scrambled by this thick ghost girl who moves like she’s done this to a hundred guys already. I wish there was a bit more variation, like one short loop where her hypnosis slips and he tries to fight back, but I’m also lazy and I know I’d just replay the same riding part again anyway. That moment when she leans back, arching, and his hips twitch like he’s about to cum and can’t decide if he’s terrified or blessed, that’s the one that sticks in your head when you open TikTok later and suddenly feel guilty for no reason.

It also has that classic “big cock for no biological reason” thing going on. You look at this skinny trainer and think, sorry, no way, but then the dick is huge and she clearly picked him as a toy on purpose. That’s where the hypnosis hook gets kinda clever: it’s not only control of his mind, it’s like she dragged all his sexual stats to max just because she can. Anime ghost dominatrix min-maxing a human, basically. And yeah, the animation is unpolished in spots, hips clipping a bit, some frames look rushed, but that roughness gives it that fan-artist energy instead of some cold studio product. It feels like something you’d find after clicking too many “related videos” at once, half ashamed, half impressed that someone bothered to nail the exact mix of Pokémon nostalgia, outdoor exhibitionism, and “I’m sitting on your cock and your free will at the same time.” It’s stupid. It’s hot. It’s way too specific. And for some of us, that’s exactly why it stays in the bookmarks folder with a boring label like “trainer_ghost_thing_3” so nobody realizes it’s the one you open far more than you admit.

Added: Jul 19, 2020 💬 0 🎮 1k

Con Quest feels like someone mashed together a horny fever dream at an anime convention after too much Red Bull, then kinda forgot to polish it and just said “yeah fuck it, that’s good enough.” You’re not doing that usual Pokémon thing, no grinding grass patches, no Pokédex bullshit. It’s basically: walk around a crowded con full of cosplay girls, hit on them, trick them, piss them off, charm them, whatever, just to get them naked and moaning in badly lit hotel rooms or random corners. The whole vibe is weirdly chill though. I had lo-fi beats playing from Spotify on my second monitor while clicking through dialog, and it lowkey fits: you’re wandering between booths, the bad jokes flying everywhere, neon wigs, cheap plastic props, and under all that, yeah, straight up porn. When you first spot the Pikachu girl and the game lets you decide if you’re gonna be smooth or a complete asshole, it’s funny for like ten seconds and then you realize, ok, this thing really wants you to be a degenerate. She’s in that tiny yellow outfit, tail bouncing, cheeks painted red, and the game keeps giving you lines that feel like they were written by a horny Discord server. Half of them made me laugh, half made me go “wow, that’s fucked up” while still clicking them, so whatever, it works.

There’s this one moment that kinda sold the whole thing for me: you’re stuck trying to get past a staff-only area and the solution is not some epic puzzle, it’s literally bribing a dude with some stupid con merch you got from a failed attempt at seducing another girl. So your trash attempt at flirting actually unlocks a different route later. Stuff like that makes the whole map feel more like an actual messy weekend than a straight line porn game. The humor hits and misses a lot, sometimes it tries too hard to be edgy, like “haha abuse cosplay girls” level, and it goes from playful to pretty rough real fast. One scene with a girl in a fox outfit had me switching from turned on to kinda uncomfortable and then right back again when she starts dirty-talking like she’s been waiting for someone to use her costume as an excuse anyway. The art is inconsistent, boobs are great in one shot and then a bit off in the next, but you kinda stop caring the moment clothes come off and the camera gets close. Sex scenes go from light teasing to full-on “grab her by the hair and make her scream in a hotel bathroom” territory, with enough variety that you’re not just clicking through the same pose over and over. I still hate that one tiny thing though: every time I misclick on some random NPC, I get this pointless line that adds nothing, and it happened like five times in a row near the snack bar and made me irrationally angry. Still, when you finally corner that “legendary” cosplayer everyone in the con keeps talking about, and the game lets you wreck her carefully crafted costume piece by piece while she pretends to protest and then begs for more, you kinda forget all the small shit and just enjoy the chaos.

Added: Jul 20, 2018 💬 7 🎮 1k

This one basically asks a simple question: what if that gym leader with the orange hair and tight shorts was way too horny for her own good and half the trainers in town had a cock, or sometimes two, in places you don’t fully expect until it’s already in your face. It is a Pokemon parody, but not the “haha funny reference” kind; more like “yeah, I know her official design and now I really want to see her on her knees with mascara running while someone thick is buried in her throat”. The whole thing is built around Flannery and people who want to fuck Flannery, fuck like Flannery, or fuck while watching Flannery do something stupid with her tongue. She’s still got that hot-headed vibe, but here it shows as “I’m way too eager to swallow that load and then pretend I didn’t enjoy it this much”. And since the game lets you flip scenes around with those tiny pink arrows at the bottom, it feels a bit like scrolling through a cursed horny Instagram story, except every swipe is another cock, another position, more cum.

The best part for me was how direct it is. There is no “oh no, how did we end up naked” stuff. You land in a scene, she’s already down between legs, red ponytail bouncing, the camera really close to spit and shaft and her lips stretched around something way larger than looks healthy. First time I clicked the arrow I expected just a little angle change, but it jumps you into a whole different moment: suddenly she’s the one with the big dick, pinning someone down, smirking like she finally figured out the best use for her gym’s heat. That futa twist is not treated like a shy side-option either. You get whole shots of her stroking herself while giving a blowjob at the same time, like she’s trying to set a personal record for how many fluids she can spread over one poor victim. It’s almost funny how casual the game is about group sex too. One second you’re watching her choke on one cock, tap the arrow, now there are two in frame, or one in her mouth and another pressed against her cheek, leaving streaks of pre-cum that the artist really, really loved drawing. There is one scene where the cumshot hits her eyelid in this slightly crooked way and I honestly spent longer watching that loop than I want to admit, just because her expression is this mix of proud and totally used.

It’s not perfect. Sometimes the switching feels a bit random and I kept clicking back trying to find “that one blowjob angle where her hair sticks to her cheek” like a maniac, and the navigation never really helps with that. And yeah, I kinda wish there was just one moment where she wasn’t instantly gagging on something and we saw her tease slower, but that’s clearly not what this game wants to be and it’s not going to change. It wants quick, dirty, cum everywhere, in mouth, on face, on boobs, again, heavier, again. The cock sizes are full porn logic, too big, almost comical, but then you see how deep they shove into her throat and suddenly the joke dies in your chest and you’re just very, very aware of how wet the sounds are. It’s trashy, it knows it’s trashy, and it kind of leans into that “Best Use Of Fire-Type Gym Leader As Cum Rag” energy without pretending it’s anything more. Which is fine. We’re on the internet, and sometimes all you want is a redhead from your childhood games kneeling in front of a thick futa shaft, cheeks bulging, eyes crossed a bit, taking a messy group finish that drips down her chest while you absentmindedly forget what you were even doing on Itch.io in the first place.

Added: May 06, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k

Ash getting an invite to a “Pokémon Go party” from Misty already sounds like some cursed Facebook event, but this game actually leans into that in a fun way. It feels like one of those fan comics that got out of hand and someone just turned it into a clickable hentai scene. You drop in right when Ash shows up, totally clueless like always, and Misty is there as this grown up, stacked redhead version of herself, pretending she only wants to “catch them all” on the phone while clearly hunting something else. The whole thing plays like a horny shitpost that somehow remembered to be sexy.

What I liked is how it doesn’t waste time with fake plot bloat. They talk a bit, toss in some Pokémon Go jokes, a couple of nods to gyms and lures, and then Misty basically flips the switch from childhood friend to full on hentai heroine. Her chest is ridiculous, like the artist got stuck zooming in in Photoshop and never went back, and the game treats that as the main event. There’s this moment where she “shows Ash how to get better catches” by making him sit down and guiding his hand, and the screen keeps bouncing between the phone and her tits slipping out more and more. At one point I actually forgot the phone existed, which is funny because the whole thing is supposed to be about that app. Ash keeps acting shy and dumb, which works, but sometimes I wanted him to stop talking and just shut up so I could click the next position. Then when he actually does shut up for a bit, I missed the dumb lines. No idea what I want, honestly.

The game is simple as hell, mostly clicking through dialogue and picking the more pervy choices whenever they pop up. One branch has Misty teasing him by pretending she wants to keep playing Pokémon Go while she’s already half naked, walking around the “party” like it’s totally normal, talking about rare spawns while her huge tits keep bouncing. Another one has her straight up pinning him and making this “reward for loyal trainers” joke that somehow manages to be both stupid and hot. I kept expecting some actual Pokémon to show up in the background and ruin the mood, but it stays focused on the two of them. There’s a tiny thing that annoyed me where a text box covers part of her boobs at a really good angle and I kept clicking back and forth trying to see around it, which obviously doesn’t work, and yeah, I’m still mad about that. But Misty’s redesign is strong enough that I just kept going, even when one of the jokes made me cringe so hard I wanted to alt tab to Twitter for a palate cleanse. It feels like a dirty fanfic someone turned interactive after spending too much time on hentai subreddits, and somehow that fits them way too well.

Added: Apr 17, 2018 💬 4 🎮 1k

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This one feels like something you’d stumble on after scrolling way too deep on Pornhub categories while half-awake and slightly ashamed, but then you just keep watching anyway. It’s basically a short, looping hentai animation of Tia getting wrecked by a massive Dragonite in some kind of outdoor spot, and yeah, it knows exactly what it’s doing. Nothing fancy, no story dump, no fake plot about trainers or gyms, just: girl, monster, stupidly big cock, cum everywhere. You hit play, and bam, you’re right in the middle of it. I liked that it doesn’t pretend to be more “respectable” than it is. It’s shameless in a kind of honest way. Tia looks like every generic teen anime heroine I used to see in old doujin scans on Fakku years ago, but her expressions are actually hotter here. She goes from shy “uhh what’s happening” to full-on fucked dumb really fast, eyes rolled up, tongue out, that messy mix of pleasure and “this is too much”. I opened it in Chrome on my phone first, which was a mistake because the screen felt too small for that ridiculous dragon dick, then I tried again on my laptop in Firefox and it hits harder when her whole body is in frame and you see just how huge he is compared to her.

The outdoor setting adds this weird, almost nostalgic Pokémon vibe, like a corrupted version of that gentle anime forest, just with Dragonite pounding her against the ground instead of being everyone’s friendly delivery boy. The animation loops in this hypnotic rhythm: his hips slam forward, her tits bounce, you see that big cock stretching her, and the creampie shot is honestly the best part. The cum just keeps flooding out of her, thick and dripping, and I hate that I replayed that moment so many times. There’s this quick little detail where her belly bulges slightly when he pushes in deep, and if you’re into size difference and monster stuff, that’s exactly the kind of thing that flips a switch. Audio is pretty simple, but the squelching and wet sounds are on point, and her moans are soft at first then turn messy and breathy, like she just gave up and let him use her. I kinda wish there were more angles or a slow, teasing start where she actually reacts to seeing that huge cock before he shoves it in, but at the same time the blunt “no build-up, just fuck” style is what makes it hot. Oh, and the loop resets just a bit too fast after the cumshot, it almost feels like you’re yanked out right when you’re fully in it, which pissed me off for like one second, then I hit replay anyway and forgot I was annoyed. It’s not deep, it’s not clever, it’s just horny as hell: Tia, Dragonite, big dick, creampie, repeat, and somehow that’s exactly enough.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k

Misty always looked kind of untouchable on my old Game Boy screen, you know? That sharp red ponytail, all attitude and no patience for idiots. Here she’s still that stubborn gym leader girl, just… completely fucked over by “trainer rules” that feel written by some horny professor who got rejected one time too many. The match is already lost when you arrive in the scene, no long intro, no long story, she’s on her knees in that classic blue swimsuit, breathing hard, trying to act tough while her opponent is casually explaining the choice: hand over her pokemon or pay with her body. And she is so damn proud that of course she picks the stupid option. Not because it’s logical, but because it’s her. The moment she spits “I’m not giving you my team” and he just laughs, I actually paused for a second, like, wow, girl, you are about to get wrecked for a point of honor in a hentai spin-off of a kids franchise. Peak life decisions.

The actual sex hits surprisingly fast. No ten layers of teasing, he just grabs her by the hips, pulls that swimsuit aside like it was only cosplay anyway, and you get this nice contrast of lean teen body, flat little chest bouncing a bit, and this ridiculous big cock that obviously does not belong in the same anime universe. First it’s fingers, messy and impatient, pushing into her while she’s still arguing about “battle rules” like that matters when she is already wet enough that it shines. There’s this one angle where she’s bent forward over the battlefield floor, you can see the red hair slipping out of her tie while he pushes in her pussy for the first time, and she does that mix of moan and insult, calling him a bastard while her hips are already moving back. I liked that she doesn’t suddenly turn into a moaning sex doll. She’s pissed, ashamed, horny, all at once. It’s hot in a kind of wrong way that feels right for a parody. Then he flips her, goes for anal like it’s the most natural next step, no soft talk, just spit, a thumb, and then full penetration, and her whole body tenses in that “fuck this hurts but don’t stop” way. I’m a bit salty they rush the anal part, I wanted more of her trying to keep her pride while her ass is getting opened up like that, but whatever, maybe my kinks are too specific. When he finally pulls out and unloads everything over her face and hair, there is cum everywhere, dripping down her cheeks, stuck on her eyelashes, some of it on the small curve of her chest, and she’s glaring up at him with this defeated, humiliated look that still has that Misty spark. It’s not romantic, not sweet, just filthy, like Pornhub crashed into Pokémon and nobody called Nintendo’s lawyers in time. I keep remembering that stupid little detail where a drop slides off her nose while she mutters that she’ll get stronger and “never lose like this again”, even though you know damn well she probably will, and honestly, I kind of hope she does.

Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

This sultry, slim Pokemon trainer craves control and submission - how loyal is she beneath that tough exterior? This twisted little game lets you take charge, breaking down her defenses in ways only your fantasies could imagine. Your big dick becomes the instrument of control, fucking her into submission as you decide how far she’ll go.

Smash the big heart switch and unleash a torrent of explicit action where pleasure and power collide. Expect ropes, restraints, and brutal discipline as you push Nessa deeper into her role as your obedient slut. Experience the filthy creampie from your own eyes, every pulsing thrust captured in intimate first-person detail.

No matter if you crave relentless creampies or the sting of BDSM, this game blends both into one addictive package. Her lithe body and glowing skin add a raw sensuality that pulls you deeper into the fantasy. Easy to navigate, this game lets you focus on what matters most - making her yours over and over again.

For those who dream of turning Nessa into their personal slave, craving every filthy command, this game is the answer. Every moment drips with sexual tension and raw desire, pulling you deeper into this wicked world. Take your place as the master she needs, filling her up and breaking her down with each powerful stroke.

Added: Apr 21, 2021 💬 1 🎮 1k

Hypno finally decided he’s done being a goofy side villain and just wants to act like the hentai version of that creepy hypnotist from cheap pulp novels. The game basically takes that stupid idea and goes “ok, but what if we actually leaned into it fully”, and then it throws Misty in the worst possible situation for her and the nicest possible situation for your horny brain. No pretense about romance, no “oh no, my feelings” monologue. She runs into Hypno, he looks tired, like a guy who had a long day of being a meme, and instead of battling, he just flips the script: out with the hypnosis talent, in with the “I’m going to use you until your legs shake” attitude. The whole thing feels like a doujin that someone forgot to censor. You get this vibe that Hypno has done this to others before, but this time he’s actually taking his time with Misty, testing how deep he can push her under, how much her body obeys even when her pride still fights back in the dialog. One moment she’s cursing him out, next moment her pupils go glassy and she’s on her knees with her mouth open because one psychic pulse just rewired her priorities. And then he keeps her there. She tries to talk, to complain, but her throat is busy and the sounds she makes are not really protest anymore. The text plays with that shift in a way that feels way more dirty than it has any right to be.

What caught me was how the hypnosis isn’t just a cheap pretext. It drives the pacing. He drops her into different depths like he’s playing with a volume knob: half-awake Misty who still blushes and tries to cover herself, and then fully blank Misty who spreads her legs on command and begs in a monotone voice that somehow is hotter than any exaggerated moaning. At one point he has her pleasing him while “awake”, staring at him with angry, teary eyes, and then you see that tiny hint in the writing that her hips start moving anyway, like her body is ahead of her brain. And when the threesome part kicks in, it’s not some sudden party vibe, more like Hypno showing off his new broken toy to someone else, making her switch from mouth to cock to cock like she’s being passed around in a loop. She’s still that fiery redhead who usually yells about her bike, but here her tongue is busy licking, sucking, drooling on every inch he points her to. It feels wrong in exactly the way fans of this kind of thing secretly like. The game doesn’t pretend to be nice, it doesn’t apologize. It just says: here is Misty, here is Hypno, here is what happens when hypnosis is used for one single dirty purpose, and you’re going to watch every second of her resisting, slipping, then loving it way too much to ever be trusted near a psychic type again.

Added: Jun 20, 2018 💬 4 🎮 1k

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"how do i get the extra scene (with the two girls) that the discription mentions?"

This thing feels like someone ripped a wet dream straight out of a horny Smash Bros tournament and forgot to clean it up after. In a good way. Kind of. You start with Samus already wrecked, armor torn, proud bounty hunter turned into this shivering piece of meat on the arena floor, crowd roaring somewhere up there while she’s stuck face down, ass up, like a hentai artist’s sketch that got out of control. No build-up, no gentle warm-up, it’s just “you lost, now you pay with your ass” and that’s the whole mood. As a cosplayer who’s been squeezed into that damn blue suit for cons, watching this version of her get pinned by a big orange dragon with a cock about as subtle as a freight train is… weirdly relatable? My brain is screaming “poor Samus” and my body is like “yeah, zoom in closer, thanks.”

Charizard is treated like some filthy boss reward. Once he wins, he just claims her body like loot. The camera loves her ass more than the game loves its own UI. You get those sharp close-ups of his tip grinding on her tight asshole, the kind that make you bite your lip without noticing. There’s this one moment where he finally pushes in and she stiffens, hands clawing at the ground, visor cracked so you see just a bit of her face, her mouth open like she wants to scream but only this broken little moan slips out. That hit way harder than I expected. I paused the game there, grabbed my phone, and googled “Samus anal fanart” and yeah, that was a rabbit hole. Also, why her boots look slightly different shade of blue from her suit here? It bugs me way too much and the game never explains it, like it’s trolling color nerds on purpose.

Most of it is raw fucking, no romance, no “are you ok,” just humiliation in front of an arena and the camera acting like a perv who found the best seat in the house. You can nudge the pacing a bit, make him thrust slower to really grind into her or just go full brutal and watch the way her body reacts, that little shake of her hips every time he bottoms out. There’s spit and slick sounds and this messy mix of pain and pleasure on her face. She starts all tense, fighting it, but after a while her eyes glaze and her tongue peeks out and you get this nasty shift where it’s not clear if she still hates it or if her body betrayed her. That fucked with me more than any “romantic” porn game. At one point he yanks her head up by the hair so she’s forced to look toward the stands, like he’s showing the whole crowd his new toy, and I swear I felt my stomach drop and my dick twitch at the same time.

The creampie twist is wild too. Dragon boy spends all that time wrecking her ass, pounding her like he wants to rearrange planets, and then still decides to dump his load in her pussy at the end, like, “one more hole, why not.” It’s almost rude how sudden it is. He pulls out of her stretched asshole, shoves into her drenched slit, and it’s just this sloppy slide, no resistance, like her body just gave up. When he finally cums, it’s thick and heavy and you see it flooding her, then dripping out in strings while she lies there shaking, suit peeled away, completely ruined. The humiliation is the whole point. It’s like watching all that Nintendo childhood stuff get dragged into a back alley and fucked stupid under a spotlight. If you’re anything like me and you’ve spent time posing as Samus in front of bathroom mirrors, you’ll probably find yourself slowing down the shots, replaying her first anal penetration a few times, and testing which angles turn you on the most before you even realize you’re doing it.

Added: Apr 07, 2021 💬 2 🎮 1k

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Pussymon Episode 30 feels like someone mashed together a dirty fanfic, an old Pokémon cartridge from a flea market, and that horny mood when you’re too tired to open Tinder but still want something with personality. You’re tossed back into this weird fantasy world where catching monsters is less about pokéballs and more about who’s getting fucked on your screen next. Except here the “monsters” are basically horny furries and sexy beast girls who look like they escaped from a drunk DeviantArt binge. You run around these new maps, bump into wild pussymon, poke them a bit, battle a bit, and somehow every “battle” wants to end with you balls deep in something that purrs, moans, or both. The game doesn’t even pretend. It’s like, yeah, you’re here to collect them, train them, and rail them. And it works disturbingly well.

What caught me wasn’t even the porn at first, it was how casual everything feels. One second you’re just doing a simple quest, like “go there, beat this boss, grab that thing,” and the next second your screen is full of a new pussymon riding your dick in a new animation, with her tongue out and tits bouncing in this silly loop. There are 5 new girls in this one, and the dev clearly had fun with them, because they’re not all copy-paste. One feels like a smug boss who wants you to “earn” it, another is this cute monster girl that pretends she’s shy but then she’s suddenly squatting on you and your brain just shuts off. Some of the scenes actually made me chuckle, like “why is she moaning about EXP points,” but I still didn’t skip anything. The writing is broken in places, a bit awkward, sometimes funny on purpose, sometimes not, and somehow that makes it hotter. It doesn’t feel like a cold porn machine. It feels like some horny nerd is sharing his weird fantasy with you and occasionally misspells shit while you’re jerking off. Relatable.

There’s a legendary pussymon in a bonus thing, and yeah, she’s exactly the kind of over the top fuckbeast you expect. Like a boss monster that exists only so you can say “ok, this is my new favorite” while you’re clicking through the cheat manager like a degenerate. The main quests are simple “go here, talk, fight, cum” loops, and honestly that’s fine. I already have spreadsheets and Google Calendar screaming at me, I don’t need a hentai game doing it too. I liked how the game teases that one of the new girls is coming back to the team in future episodes, which is funny because I’m out here struggling to get a real text back and this dude is promising more content with his fake monster waifu. Some animations get reused with little variations, like different positions or tempo, and I should complain harder about that, but my dick really didn’t care. Still, there’s this tiny sound effect in one scene that kept looping a bit off beat and it annoyed the hell out of me, and then I forgot which girl it was, and now it haunts me. Anyway, the whole thing is dirty, clumsy, surprisingly charming, and feels like opening some old lewd Newgrounds game, except now the girls are fuzzier, wetter, and very, very catchable.

Added: Apr 12, 2018 💬 6 🎮 1k

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Con-Quest feels like somebody crashed a goofy anime convention into a horny Pokémon daydream and then forgot to lock the door. You’re walking around this nerdy Poke-Con that’s completely fucked up by a smug magic witch, and everything is cosplay girls in trouble or trying to kick your ass. I liked that at first I was just talking to this awkward mage girl in a Pikachu hoodie and then suddenly I’m getting jumped by a slime-possessed Gardevoir cosplay chick who wants to drain my HP and also my patience. The whole thing is basically one long “what if every con girl was a monster encounter and also kind of into it but also kinda not and you probably shouldn’t think too deep about it” fantasy. Battles are classic turn stuff but the fun is in how trashy everything feels. You’re tossing fire, grass, lightning spells and in your head you’re like “oh yeah this is basically Fire Blast, Vine Whip and Thunderbolt but with more tits and less Nintendo lawyers.” They even play around with the status junk: on fire, shocked, weird scissors debuff, all that. It sounds complicated but you just mash buttons until the cosplayer’s outfit rips more and the camera zooms in way too close, like some thirsty Instagram creep who discovered the zoom function on his phone yesterday.

The best part is honestly how stupidly horny the design is and how self-aware it acts. You’re rescuing cosplayers from cursed stickers, then you save them, then they hang around, and you keep pretending you’re a hero while the game keeps shoving jiggling “rewards” in your face. I actually laughed when the Eevee girl animation suddenly switched to part two, because I knew something worse was coming and it still caught me. I loved the Umbreon girl, then hated the Umbreon girl when she wiped my whole party because I went in half-assed, then loved her again as soon as I saw how tiny the “armor” gets on later rip states. Sometimes the game is weirdly sweet and goofy, like the shop scenes where everybody is just dorky nerds in costume arguing about merch, and then the next second you’re staring at a topless cosplay portrait that looks like it belongs on some horny DeviantArt from 2012. The music randomly slaps way harder than it should in a porn game, which annoyed me because my brain started humming the rival theme while I was trying to jerk off. I opened Discord mid-fight once to complain about the fucking lightning damage going trash when I had the scissors thing on me, and by the time I tabbed back I was already knocked out by some smug Cuebone cosplayer I was trying to ogle instead of defend against. That’s kind of how the whole game is: you come for the fanservice, get mad at a tiny stat change, forget what you were doing, then keep playing anyway. I wish I could say it’s classy, but it’s not. It’s a horny mess wearing a Pikachu hat, and I’m still typing “friendzonedagain” like some sad clown just to see the outfits go back on and then regret it. **Dare to play it alone, or invite company?**

Added: Apr 02, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k

This one feels like someone took a horny sketchbook from a convention hotel room and just clicked “play”. No build up, no romance, just straight to cartoon creatures fucking, like your childhood monster-catching games got drunk and took their clothes off. As a lingerie designer I was watching it with my usual brain turned on, thinking, ok, what kind of body is this, what kind of mood, how would I dress this girl on top if I had to sell panties inspired by her. And then, ten seconds later, I am not thinking about lace anymore, only about how hard she is riding him. The girl-on-top energy is strong here. She is not shy, not soft, more like “shut up, lie down, I’m using you”, which I appreciate a lot. It has that raw fan-art vibe: not much story, not much context, just “you know these creatures, now see them fuck”. For me that works, because I already have nostalgia for this universe, all those evenings with Game Boy and later pretending I’m too adult for that while still scrolling Pokémon and Digimon fanart on Instagram.

The actual “game” part is tiny, but kind of like playing with straps on a bra: you have just a few sliders, and if you know what you like, that’s enough. You take control of the pace, move from slow grind to fast pounding, then decide when to let him cum. It is basically a creampie simulator with decision of “how desperate do I want her hips to look before he explodes”. When she drops her weight on him and you push speed up, it hits that nice point between funny and filthy. There is this moment where her tail flicks a bit and her tits bounce off rhythm, and I paused like, ok, that’s the pose I want in a lookbook, but maybe not with cum dripping out. Or maybe yes. I keep saying I want more options, like position changes, different partners, maybe some teasing, but at the same time, if they added more, it would lose that dumb, quick, “I’m horny, click-click, cumshot, bye” feeling that actually makes it charming. Colors are bright in that Saturday-morning-cartoon way, which clashes hard with the very not-child-friendly pounding, and that clash is exactly why my brain stays awake. I do wish the sound design had a bit more depth, the moans sometimes feel like they come from TikTok instead of a thick furry girl riding like she means it, and the loop is short enough that my designer side starts noticing tiny things, like how her back arch could be stronger or how the male body feels less cared about than her curves.

Still, if you go in like it’s a one-night stand with a familiar fantasy, it treats you right. Don’t expect romance, don’t expect complex choices or big evolution trees. It’s more like: pick your pace, watch this hungry little monster girl milk him, enjoy the sticky finish, close the tab, pretend you were answering emails on Gmail. Best way to get the most out of it? Take your time the first run, start slower than you think, watch how her expression shifts when you build the rhythm instead of smashing max speed from the start. Then, next round, go completely feral and crank everything up just to see how messy you can force that final creampie to feel. Play with it like you play with lingerie in a fitting room: twist, adjust, pull the straps a bit too far, see what breaks. Here nothing breaks, only he does. And that’s kind of the whole point.

Added: Apr 07, 2021 💬 3 🎮 1k

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Dawn wakes up on this fake cheerful little beach map, sun all cute over the pixel water, and you just kind of know the universe is about to fuck her over. Not in the “yay, adventure” way, in the “wallet is empty and stomach growls louder than a Gyarados” way. The game doesn’t waste time pretending she’s some heroic trainer with endless resources. She’s broke, she’s horny without wanting to be horny, and every time you move her around the sand looking for wild monsters, you’re really just delaying the moment she has to sell her body again. And it hits harder because the art looks like one of those innocent old-school pixel games you’d play on a tiny screen, but then she’s on all fours, ass up in the air, getting pounded from behind by this guy who looks like he smells like cheap beer and sweat. There’s this mix of cute and gross that feels wrong in exactly the way the game wants.

What I really liked, weirdly, is how the sex for cash thing isn’t played as some glamorous whore fantasy. It’s pathetic as hell. Dawn’s got that typical bright anime face when you first see her, all confident, big eyes, ready to go find rare creatures, and then cut to her bent over in the sand while he rams her pussy from the back for a couple bills. No romance, no “secret crush” angle, just full-on “I need money, you have money, fuck me.” The position never pretends to be tender either. It’s rough doggystyle, with her hair bouncing, pixel sweat, little cum spurts when he finishes, and that sticky white mess dripping out of her when he pulls out or pushes it all the way in for a creampie. The camera sticks annoyingly long on the cum leaking down her thighs. I thought I’d get bored of that, but I didn’t, which kind of annoys me about myself more than about the game. Also, tiny gripe: her moans sound way too cute for how humiliating it’s supposed to be, and now that I’ve noticed, I can’t un-hear it.

The outside setting is actually used more than I expected. It’s not just “here is a beach, now sex.” You walk around, you chase a few pixel critters, you talk to this creep, you see Dawn hesitate, and then next scene she’s pressed into the sand, tits swinging with every thrust, ocean right there like some silent audience. There’s a moment where she’s still in half her usual trainer outfit, skirt pulled up, panties off one leg, and it makes everything feel more illegal, like she could just grab her Pokéball belt and run but she doesn’t, because money. He finishes hard, paints her insides, and you get that classic cumshot closeup in pixel style that looks almost cute if you forget it’s payment for food. I wish there was an option for her to say no at least once, but at the same time, the whole dirty charm of the game is that she never really has that luxury. Anyway, if you do play it, don’t rush to the first sex event like a degenerate speedrunner; wander the beach a bit, let the “I’m broke and horny against my will” vibe sink in, then watch her slowly give in and get railed for cash. It hits different when you make yourself wait for the humiliation.

Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 5 🎮 1k

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Ash going to class instead of running around tall grass sounds boring on paper, but this thing somehow makes homeroom feel like a goddamn fetish buffet. You’re this cocky male student dumped into a Pokémon academy where everyone looks like they crawled out of a very horny fan subreddit. The teachers are thick in all the right places, the older women walk around with huge tits barely contained by their shirts, and the girls in your year are either painfully shy or absolute teases who know exactly what they’re doing every time they “accidentally” bend over near your desk. It pretends to be a normal school life, with study groups and clubs, then five minutes later you’re in a “special tutoring session” with a milf professor who sits on the edge of the desk and suddenly the lecture is about how long you can last, not about type matchups.

What surprised me is how often the story goes places you don’t expect. You think you’re just choosing who to sit with at lunch, and two scenes later you’re trapped between a girl with big ass pressing against your lap and her best friend watching and pretending she’s not turned on. One time I picked the “safe” option, going to study in the library, and it dragged me into this slow burn teasing hell: quiet girl across the table, stretching in that tight top, bra clearly visible, playing with her pen while talking about move sets like it’s dirty talk. Nothing really happens at first, then she casually admits she fantasizes about “training” with more than one partner at a time, and boom, you realize the game has been lining up a harem route while you were just trying to pass an exam. I like that. Or I hate it. Not sure. I clicked through way too fast and missed one line, and now that’s going to bother me forever.

It still pretends to be a polite visual novel sometimes, with these calm school festival scenes, but the horny leaks out everywhere. Battle practice turns into a turn based flirting match, where you “choose” actions and half of them are basically you deciding how bold you want to be. Compliment her? Grab her waist? Call her out on staring at your bulge? The game laughs quietly and pushes you deeper each time. There’s this one moment with a more mature woman in the staff lounge, sunlight on her huge tits through the window, and the dialogue goes from professional to filthy so fast I actually had to stop a second and think, like, did I misclick? I didn’t. It just pivots like that constantly, from normal academy life to explicit shit where a stacked teacher whispers in your ear how she likes her “star pupils” to work hard for her. And I swear, every time I thought “ok, I know where this is going,” the route twisted and tossed another girl into the mix, or changed the mood, or made Ash (or whatever name you use) say something that pushed the scene from cute to straight up porn. I sorta wish there was less teasing and more just fucking, but also the teasing is what made me sit there focused like it was a Netflix show. Except, you know, with more cum talk.

Added: May 16, 2023 💬 2 🎮 1k

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"not for a long.....long time"

Game looks like it was made by one very horny person on a sugar crash, and honestly that kind of fits. You open it and there is just this anime creature girl, already naked, flat on her back like she’s been waiting for you for hours, big soft tits up, legs spread, tail twitching a bit like a nervous cat. No story, no tutorial, nothing. The game basically says: here’s the pussy, figure the rest out. It reminds me of all those “monster catching” games people pretend to play for the tactics and then spend half their time searching for lewd fanart on Reddit. Here you skip the fake excuse and go straight into poking, rubbing, fingering, pressing everything to see what reacts. Click the wrong spot and she just gives this annoyed little face. Hit the right spots and her expression slowly melts from shy to full-on slutty, ears shaking, eyes unfocused. It is like you are discovering a new type of legendary, except you are not catching it, you are knuckles-deep in its ass.

Controls are very simple, but also not totally clear. There are a bunch of little buttons that look almost like status icons from some JRPG and you just start pressing them. One suddenly makes her ass lift up, another opens her wider, one focuses totally on her clit, and at some point you find the anal stuff and everything escalates. The first time I slid into that option and watched her tail twitch hard and her eyes roll, I literally said “oh shit” out loud. She goes from cute animal-girl waifu to total fuck toy in a couple clicks. The game doesn’t care about romance or plot or consent fantasies, it’s just “she’s here, she wants it, use every hole you see.” At the same time, weirdly, the way she whimpers when you finger her ass and pussy at once makes her feel more alive than some big budget games with 3 routes and ten endings. Still, the lack of any sound sliders annoyed me more than it should. Her moans are hot, but the volume jumps are insane, especially if you alt tab from Telegram or Discord and forget it is running. Also, the interface looks like someone stole half a UI from an old porn flash game and glued something new on top. Sometimes the click zones feel off, like you are touching her thigh and the game thinks you are going for the pussy, or the other way around. And the loop is short. You can make her cum a few different ways, mess with how rough you are, focus on ass or pussy, but after the third time her shocked orgasm face stops being a surprise and starts being “ok, seen this one.”

Still, the best part for me was that slow shift in my own brain. At first I just laughed, like, “oh, another cursed poke-girl porn thing, of course she has huge tits, of course she has that innocent ‘senpai why’ face.” But then I started experimenting. What if I only tease her clit and don’t go inside? What if I ram straight into her ass and ignore the pussy completely? She reacts differently, you get these tiny changes in expression and body movement that feel like you’re learning her. The mix of cute creature design with really explicit pussy spreading and ass fingering actually hit harder than I expected. I went in thinking “haha furry trash,” stayed because something about pushing two fingers in her ass and seeing her toes curl just scratched a part of my brain I did not know was that intense. It is quick, dirty, kind of janky, and half the time it feels like a Unity project from a horny teenager, but when she stares up at you, blushing, mouth half open, waiting for you to choose which hole to focus on next, the rest of the world just kind of blurs out.

Added: Apr 12, 2018 💬 5 🎮 1k

This thing feels like somebody took all those “wholesome” fan arts of Gardevoir you pretended not to jerk off to on DeviantArt and just said: fuck it, let’s go all in. No story, no useless tutorial, it just drops you right in front of a very fuckable Gardevoir and quietly hands you the keys. You poke around for a second, click a couple buttons, and suddenly she’s bent over outside, grass under her knees, ass up, that tiny dress flipped high, and you’re choosing if you want to ruin her pussy or her ass first. It feels almost wrong how fast it goes from “oh neat, customization” to “ok, that is a full-on creampie dripping out while she moans like a pornstar who actually likes her job.” I had Pornhub open on another tab and just closed it after a minute because it felt slow compared to this.

The customization is where it got me more than I expected. You change colors, tweak her body a bit, swap a few clothing pieces, and it suddenly stops being “a” Gardevoir and starts looking suspiciously like the exact flavor you’ve had in your head during those late-night Rule34 binges. Sometimes she looks soft and almost shy, sometimes she looks like the kind of psychic slut who would read your mind just to know exactly when to clench during anal. There’s a weird pleasure in messing with the surroundings too. Indoors, outdoors, different mood, different kind of guilt. Something about railing a Gardevoir out in the open, where Pokémon battles should be happening, but instead it’s just you stuffing her and painting her insides white, hits like every “caught in the tall grass” fantasy smashed together. And the animation loop is simple as hell, but the way her hips react when you swap from vaginal to anal is stupidly satisfying. You feel it in your gut, like, yeah, that angle is illegal and perfect.

What really hooked me longer than I’ll admit is the little shit the game does not tell you. You start randomly clicking, being horny and curious, and suddenly you’ve hit some secret spot in the UI, and boom, bonus scene. Different outfit, some extra clothing that makes her look even more like that forbidden team member you definitely should not be fucking behind the Pokémon Center. One of the hidden toggles changed the way the cumshot lands and I swear I sat there replaying it like a psychopath, watching the rhythm, how it pools, how it leaks out of both holes, how her body twitches just slightly different when you choose anal and finish deep. It’s dumb, it’s short, there’s not a ocean of options like in Koikatsu or Honey Select 2, and yet I found myself going back into it between scrolling through xHamster and Reddit, just to try one more tiny tweak, one more “what if I make her look a bit thicker and fuck her outside again.” The whole thing feels like a dirty little side alley of the internet you stumble into, tell yourself you’re only gonna try once, and then a hour later you’re still there, chasing that one perfect creampie angle on a psychic monster girl that Nintendo would sue into the ground if they ever saw it.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 10 🎮 1k

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This thing is like walking into a nerd convention that forgot what “family friendly” means and just rolled with it. You’re this trainer-type dork running around a con full of cosplayers who clearly did not read any dress code. Everyone is wearing “almost” the character outfit, then something goes wrong, and that “almost” keeps slipping. It’s half goofy parody, half “oh shit I didn’t expect it to go that far” and that mix actually works better than it should. One second you’re laughing at some dumb joke about tall grass, next second you’re in a very not-safe-for-Twitter battle where a girl dressed as an electric fox is getting her clothes shredded piece by piece while you’re pretending to care about stats. It feels like someone mashed a trashy con story, an rpg, and a porn comic into one browser tab and said “good enough”. The girls are all dressed like familiar monsters or trainers but twisted into that “you know exactly what we’re referencing but nobody wants to get sued” zone. You bump into them in different parts of the convention, “battle” them, collect their stuff, and slowly unlock more skin, more tears in their outfits, more shameless reward art. The game really likes to make you work a little for each nude, which is annoying and hot at the same time, like edging with extra menus.

What sticks out for me is how the humor never stops even when things get filthy. There’s dumb puns about moves, meta jokes about being in a con, NPCs talking like they live on Reddit, then out of nowhere the game hits you with a fully horny scene where the girl is in a ruined costume, flushed face, boobs hanging out of what used to be armor or maid outfit, and you’re just sitting there going “ok I didn’t open this tab for subtlety anyway”. The cafe is a mess in a good way, by the way. You walk in and suddenly it’s nothing but skimpy outfits and girls who look like they lost a bet. There’s this fox cosplay in there that starts all cute, then mid combat her outfit just keeps ripping and you’re trying to pretend you care about elemental stuff while her tits are practically free and the game is like “yes yes, tactics, sure”. The whole sticker thing is weirdly addictive too. You beat a girl, you get her “sticker” version, then you realize there are different sets with more clothes missing, new poses, sometimes even a smug expression that makes you want to click again. It’s like a horny album for degenerates who grew up with monster collecting games. Sometimes the grind kills the mood a bit, some scenes take too long to unlock, and the UI still feels like it was taped together in a rush, but then you open that compendium and see a full gallery of every ruined costume you unlocked and suddenly you forget you wanted to complain about anything. The convention map slowly filling up with new spots, secret girls hiding behind some shiny grass interaction, dates that suddenly flip from flirty jokes to full-on “this is my lewd reward scene now”, it all just blends into this chaotic, stupid, really fun sex parody of a fandom everybody already knows too well. You open it thinking “I’ll just check it quick” and then you’re still clicking tall grass to make another half-naked cosplayer appear.

Added: May 20, 2018 💬 5 🎮 1k

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"good"

Pokeballs were not meant for this, man. I opened this thing expecting some dumb parody with a couple of cheap flashes and suddenly I’m throwing a cursed ball at Ash’s mom and watching her face go from “sweet caring milf” into “yes master, use me however you want” in one click. It’s rude as hell and kind of hilarious. You’re not catching cute little monsters, you’re basically speedrunning how fast you can corrupt every woman on screen. The first time I nailed the timing and saw that “capture” scene with her on her knees, drooling around your cock while still wearing that wholesome mom outfit, I laughed, then I got hard, then I clicked replay like ten times. It hits that wrong-but-feels-good kink perfectly. You know it’s scuffed, you know it’s trash, and it still works.

The “story” pretends you’re aiming to be some kind of Harem Master, but it’s really just an excuse to jump between girls from this universe and break them one by one. Delia’s the one that really sells the milf fantasy, though. She starts all warm, worried, cute smile, and then after the ball hits her you get that glazed, fucked-open stare where she’s begging you to cum in her like it’s the only goal in life. I liked her a lot, then got bored, then went back to her again because the way she wraps her lips around your dick during the blowjob scenes is just nasty in the best way. Cynthia shows up with that smug champion attitude and I thought she’d resist more, but nah, once she’s “caught” she’s wrapped around your cock, choking herself on it like she’s trying to prove she’s better than Delia at deepthroat. Half of the fun is watching their personalities kind of crumble. They talk big, then they’re whining for you to fill their mouth, or to breed them like some rare shiny. Cynthia begging for your cum while still half acting like she’s superior is just chef’s kiss and also completely stupid.

Then you get Lenora and the interracial stuff really punches through. She’s already got that thick, mature vibe, and after you snag her with the pokeball she turns into the most obedient sex pet out of the three. There’s this one moment where you’re railing her from behind, her big ass bouncing, and she’s thanking you like you’re doing her some kind of favor by using her pussy. The way they handle skin contrast when you’re cumming on her tits and ass feels intentionally filthy, like the artist knew exactly what they were doing with that kink. At one point I had Delia sucking me off while fantasizing about making Cynthia watch, then I swapped to Lenora and just stayed there because her riding animation gives crazy “I’m addicted to this dick” energy. The game pretends you’re strategic, choosing targets and aiming, but really I just spammed until I got more hentai faces and wetter mouths. There’s no real punishment, just more porn, which is both lazy and kinda great. I wish there was a way to mix all three in one big scene, but there isn’t and they’re never gonna add it and I’m still coming back to shove that cursed pokeball in their faces again.

Added: Mar 20, 2018 💬 35 🎮 1k

Latest comment by GRLpGpAG:
"1"

This thing is funny because it looks like a “game” and then kinda isn’t, it’s more like your browser turns into a horny scrapbook made by someone who watched too much Pokemon after puberty kicked in. You open it, expect some grind, some battles, maybe some stat screen, and instead you keep clicking and it’s just one more filthy pic after another, and your brain goes “oh, we’re doing this today, alright.” No pretense, no big story, just a long, messy parade of hentai versions of characters you 100% know you shouldn’t be seeing like that, but you still stare. On Chrome it runs smooth, on Firefox it felt a bit more sluggish to me when I was spamming through, but maybe that’s just all the other tabs I have open, with Discord pinging in the background and Spotify trying to suggest wholesome playlists while I’m looking at Pikachu getting absolutely ruined.

The structure is simple as hell: it’s a gallery you click through, but the thing with how they ordered the images is what messed with my head a bit. It starts kind of tame, like “oh, just some boobs, a little booty, they’re just cheating with the outfits, easy.” And then ten clicks later you’re staring at Ash getting tag-teamed in a way that makes you glance at your door like someone’s about to walk through it, and you didn’t even realize how you got there. One moment it’s a cute Misty pinup pose, next it’s her in some straight-up brutal gangbang thing with fluid flying everywhere, and then randomly a softer pic where she’s just blushing and taking a dick between her tits like it’s a romantic scene. The pacing is totally chaotic. Sometimes three hardcore pics in a row, then one silly meme-ish one where they clearly drew it just because they could, like “haha, what if this gym leader was bent over the badge case.” I actually laughed once, which felt really weird with my dick out.

What I liked most is how your brain starts filling in the story because the gallery doesn’t bother. You see Brock railing someone on a rock, then a few pages later he’s the one getting pegged with that stupid face, and you automatically imagine this whole “what the fuck happened between those two pictures” thing. It’s like fanfic, but your head writes it while your hand is busy. Some of the art is surprisingly clean and hot, some looks like it was drawn on a phone during math class, lines shaking, colors bleeding a bit, but honestly that shitty inconsistency kind of became part of the charm for me. You’ll be jerking it to one really polished scene with perfect curves and sweat everywhere, then suddenly there’s a cursed drawing where the proportions are off and someone’s legs look like noodles, and you just go, “nah, skip,” and slam that next button. That skip moment is actually part of the gameplay loop in a weird way. You start speedrunning for your favorite character, trying to find “that one picture” again because you clicked past it too fast the first time like a dumbass. I wish there was a quick favorite button, like how you double tap on Instagram to save a thirst trap, but it’s not there and it will never be, so you just keep scrolling like an animal.

There’s this one sequence burned into my brain: first a shot of Misty being all innocent in her usual outfit, next image her bra is off, nipples hard, then the next she’s on her knees taking something way bigger than should be physically possible, eyes rolled, tears, drool, the whole hentai starter pack. And then boom, immediately after, they drop some legendary getting used like a toy and it’s so over-the-top I had to pause for a second and open Twitter just to reset my brain. The funniest part is how some characters people barely remember from random episodes show up in the nastiest scenes, like the artist was on some “everyone gets fucked” mission. I kept thinking, ok, they’re done, that must be all the major ones, and no, another familiar face pops up spreading everything for the camera like this is OnlyFans: Kanto edition. The “Best Award I Just Made Up” this thing gets from me is “Most Shameless Childhood Ruining Gallery,” because it doesn’t even pretend to respect the source. You’re not collecting badges here, you’re collecting cumshots in your memory, and after you close the tab and open WhatsApp or Telegram like a normal human, parts of your brain are still stuck on that one Eevee picture you really shouldn’t have liked that much.

Added: May 07, 2018 💬 1 🎮 1k

Dawn really picked the worst spot to lose, man. Deep in this quiet forest, grass up to the knees, that weird soft morning light where everything feels kinda unreal, and she gets her ass handed to her by some wild mons and a smug trainer who clearly knew exactly what he wanted from the start. No prize money, no items left, just her, her tight little outfit, and that expression that’s somewhere between pissed off and already wet. The game doesn’t waste time pretending this is about strategy. One minute you’re watching her argue about how she’ll “pay later”, next second she’s got her skirt hitched up, panties hooked around one thigh, leaning against a mossy tree like it’s the only thing keeping her from dropping to her knees. As a GIF hoarder, I straight up paused the browser to frame by frame that first moment where her face flips from “I can’t believe I’m doing this” to “ok fuck this, put it in already”. That tiny twitch in her mouth when he pushes in raw, no condom, no prep, just shoving her open while her tights stay on and her shirt still buttoned, that’s the sweet spot for looping.

What I liked a lot is how the whole thing feels kind of wrong in a good way. It’s not a romantic setup, it’s not some big heroic arc, it’s just a broke trainer getting used like a cumdump to pay a battle debt, half turned away from the camera, pressed to a tree while her hat is sliding down and her shoes dig into the dirt. At one point she grips the bark so hard her fingers shake, and her ass pushes back on him like she’s trying to deny it but her body is already craving more. That moment when he slams her deeper and she bites her lip, eyes half closed, and you see her stomach jolt a little, that one is perfect for a tight three-second GIF. I cut it on screen with ScreenToGif, and honestly it looks even dirtier when it loops non stop. There is this single creampie near the end where he holds her hips, goes still, and you can almost feel his dick twitching inside her even if you don’t see it directly. Then he pulls out and that thick white mess just drains out of her, sliding over her still-clothed thighs, staining the edge of her panties that never fully came off. It’s hot as hell and at the same time I kinda wish there was more build up before that, like more slow thrusts, more teasing, some hand on her neck while he whispers shit, but the game is more like “you lost, you pay, we fuck, finish, done”. It’s quick and horny, less “romantic fantasy” and more “you fucked up this battle, now spread your legs against that tree and take it raw until he’s empty”, and honestly that’s exactly what I clipped it for.

Added: Jul 20, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k

Con-Quest is that messy horny convention fever dream where everything feels like a bad idea and somehow that is the whole charm. You’re just wandering around this cosplay con that looks like it smells of sweat and cheap perfume, and people in half-accurate monster costumes are trying to jump you, flirt with you, rob you, or all three. It pretends to be a serious RPG sometimes, with quests and currency and all that, but then you get distracted by a girl in a trashy Pikachu-ish bikini getting “possessed” and suddenly the only stat that matters is how long you can keep one hand on the keyboard. The whole plot with Vanilla going psycho over stolen money is actually pretty funny, because she flips from “cute date” to “I will murder someone over my wallet” in half a second. She’s like the yandere version of a con staff member who’s been dealing with badge problems all day, except she’s hot and half the time you’re just hoping the rampage ends with somebody pinned to a wall and stripped. The game throws these silly little jokes in the dialogue non-stop, some hit, some flop, some are like weird Tumblr 2013 energy, but they keep you awake while you hunt for the next lewd sticker or CG. You see the influence from monster collecting stuff, but twisted into “catch the cosplayer, undress the cosplayer, laugh at the cosplay pun” instead of actual wholesome adventure.

What really gets me is how it leans into being kinda scuffed. Text speed randomly feels too fast, portraits slide in and out like a PowerPoint, sometimes the UI looks like someone changed it at 4 in the morning after three energy drinks. But then suddenly you hit a new animated reward for something like the Meowth cosplayer and your brain goes “ok yeah, I forgive everything, show me the next stage.” That one quest line is peak horny comedy: you’re doing this mini detective thing inside the con, talking to this smug cat girl who looks like she’d steal your phone and your dick in the same night, and when you finally clear it you get a four-step animation that just gets lewder and more smug each frame. It is not classy porn. It is thirsty, goofy, con-floor porn. You’ll be walking back through the maid café, staring at a poster that finally works properly now, and thinking “wow, I just spent fifteen minutes chasing a bugged dialog, but at least the maid with giant tits is pouting at me again.” The sticker book is the same: sometimes the arrows behave, sometimes they don’t, and when they do you end up stuck staring at one girl’s expression way too long, trying to decide if she looks more like she’s about to suck you off behind a vendor table or yell at you for touching her prop. And then you remember there’s a guide for all this on Google Docs like it’s some serious strategy game, and you’re sitting there with Pornhub still open in another Chrome tab, cross-checking which cosplayer you missed, quietly judging your own life choices.

Added: Apr 02, 2021 💬 1 🎮 1k

Latest comment by Ben:
"Kkk"

It starts like one of those dumb jokes trainers tell each other on long routes. “What happens when you lose a battle and your wallet’s empty?” Except this time it’s Dawn standing there in the forest, boots in the mud, pokéballs useless at her belt, and this smug bastard across from her deciding that prize money isn’t what he wants at all. The trees are all quiet and soft around them, like a gentle background that has no idea it’s about to watch a girl get absolutely wrecked. It feels weirdly cozy, the little forest clearing, almost romantic if you ignore the fact that she’s literally paying off a debt with her ass. Her face does that mix of anger and shame I love drawing, the “I want to tell you to fuck off but I can’t” look, and she’s biting her lip while she turns around and lifts her skirt. This is not the kind of side quest Professor Rowan warns you about.

The thing that hit me is how much the whole animation leans into that humiliating, caught-off-guard vibe. No slow buildup, no soft fade in, just her already bent over with her panties pulled aside, grass brushing her knees while he lines himself up from behind. He pounds her hard, really going for that rough doggystyle, hips slapping into her ass with that cheap but honest flash-style rhythm that somehow makes it feel more raw. Her body keeps jerking forward with each thrust and she tries to hold herself up with her hands, but you see the little tremble in her arms like she might just collapse into the dirt. And yeah, there is someone off to the side filming the whole thing, like some sleazy “trainer cam” moment, and I swear that stupid detail is what makes it stick in my brain. Imagine scrolling on X and suddenly someone drops “Dawn loses battle” with that green forest background and bad compression. I hate how much I want to draw a fake thumbnail of that.

The sex itself doesn’t pretend to be romantic. He goes straight for using her, like she’s a rare catch he finally got, pushing all the way in, pulling her hips back to impale her deeper, making her take it without mercy. There’s this one part where he grips her waist and yanks her back so hard her head snaps up and her mouth opens in this silent scream, and my brain just instantly goes “ok, that frame alone, I want to paint that with stupidly detailed lighting on her tears.” And then, of course, the cumshot is exactly what you’d expect and also kinda better than you expect: he rams himself into her one last time, holds her there shivering, and fills her up inside, all focused on that thick creampie dripping back out of her while she’s still on all fours, cheeks flushed, hair messy, like some broke little porn star who just realized the world is cruel. It’s dirty, a bit trashy, not subtle at all, and honestly that cheap, straightforward vibe might be my favorite thing about it even though I’ll absolutely complain about the same thing tomorrow.

Added: May 01, 2018 💬 7 🎮 1k

Latest comment by seth22:
"nice"

This thing feels like someone mashed a horny arcade cabinet with Pokémon GO on their phone after too much vodka, then accidentally made it kind of fun. You’re basically walking into this sleazy strip club called GO-GO Girls, phone in hand, pretending you care about “catching monsters” when everybody knows you’re there to see the blonde model slowly run out of clothing. It plays like those old mobile shooters where you tap like a maniac, except your “targets” are these glowing critters bouncing around the stage while a real girl does an actual strip show behind all the chaos. Half of you is trying to line up shots and not miss, and the other half is staring at her tits thinking “yeah I’m absolutely going to miss.” And you do. A lot. But that’s kind of the point.

The stripper is a real model, not some plastic anime drawing, which hits different on a small screen. She starts normal, just in a club outfit, then each “wave” you clear in the shooter drops another piece of clothing. Top goes when you clear the first cluster, skirt after you finish the second phase, then it’s stockings, bra, all that stuff. I had this one round where I was one hit away from unlocking her full nude dance and these tiny Pokémon knockoffs rushed me like a Dark Souls boss. Screen full of dumb little monsters, I panic tap, miss three in a row, lose the streak, and she just stays in her bra, looking hot and bored while the game goes “nah, try again, loser.” I swear I stared at that “retry” button on my phone longer than I should, like it insulted my bloodline. Also, whoever decided to put a tiny reload icon exactly where my thumb naturally rests: I hope your pillow is always slightly warm.

The striptease bits are honestly the main hook, but the arcade shooting is not just a joke. Stuff speeds up, patterns change, you get those annoying flying ones that zip behind her ass so you have to track them without just zoned-out staring. There are “special” monsters that, if you snipe them fast enough, trigger little bonus moves in her routine, like she turns around and twerks on the pole while you’re still trying to clear the board. Once I caught a rare-looking one by accident and suddenly the camera on her phone-style interface zoomed tighter on her chest while she pulled the bra strap down… and I almost dropped the damn phone because more enemies spawned at the same time. It’s this stupid tug of war between “aim properly” and “brain go horny now.” If you played those old browser strip games in school when you were supposed to be doing homework, this feels like the cursed mobile evolution of that. The blonde herself sells it: she moves like an actual dancer, not some stiff puppet, sometimes she smiles at the screen like she knows you’re failing the level just because she wiggled her hips, but then on other stages she keeps a straight, cold look that somehow makes it even hotter. Wish there were more girls, more outfits, more anything really, but the one that is there kind of carries the whole thing on her perfect ass. If you’re that type who turns off sound and plays in public, by the way, you’re a psycho, because the moans when you finally unlock the full strip hit like a notification from a wrong app at exactly the worst timing. Anyway, catch fake Pokemons, blast stuff, watch a real blonde strip for you in the middle of a neon club. It’s messy, trashy, stupidly horny, and you’ll tell yourself “one more round” way more times than you admit.

Added: May 02, 2022 💬 0 🎮 1k

You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

Added: Apr 12, 2018 💬 15 🎮 1k

Latest comment by nigger:
"Big tits"

Moon from Alola shows up here like she took a wrong turn out of a Nintendo promo and landed straight in a filthy browser game, and honestly it kind of works. She’s got that cute trainer thing going on, cap, little shorts, innocent face, and then the game just goes “nah, fuck that” and shoves her in front of a huge black cock that looks like it belongs in a completely different species dex. There’s no pretense, no warm up, you’re basically thrown into a menu of “how exactly do you want to ruin this girl” and that’s the whole vibe. Click a bit, her expression shifts from shy to needy, hips start pushing back, ass in the air, and suddenly you’re swapping between pussy and ass like you’re flipping tabs in Chrome. It has that typical Creambee feel where things are super simple to control but still weirdly addicting, like you tell yourself “I’ll just check one position” and twenty clicks later you’re adjusting speed, angle, and making sure you see her face right when you slam it in her ass again. And the way her little trainer outfit stays mostly on, that makes it dirtier than full nudity somehow, like you’re corrupting something straight out of a kids game and the dev is very aware of that.

The secret stuff actually made me laugh because I opened it thinking “ok, another basic porn clicker” and then spent way too long just moving my mouse around like an idiot trying to find that hidden trigger in the background. When the boob growth finally pops, it’s not subtle at all, her chest just inflates into these stupidly big tits that look like they could not exist in the Pokémon world without someone filing a bug report. But then you keep rubbing and fucking and they jiggle with every thrust, poking out around her top, and suddenly the breast expansion feels like the main event instead of a side thing. Anal is handled in that very blunt way: you press, she tightens, eyes go wide, and that giant cock just forces its way into her ass like there’s no such thing as lube or prep, which is hot and kind of fucked up at the same time. Her little reactions when you switch from pussy to anal and back again, the way her body twitches differently, sells the whole “you are completely using this girl” angle. The cum button at the end is almost funny, because you’ve been hammering her for a while, and then it’s just this big obvious payoff trigger on the UI like “ok, hit this to finish your crime.” You can blast her stomach, face, tits, whatever, and the white mess looks thick and sticky enough that if this was on a phone screen you’d want to wipe it off with a tissue. It’s not deep, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic, it’s just Moon getting pounded and filled and turned into a toy, with a random hidden boob upgrade slapped in like a dirty Easter egg, and somehow that’s exactly what my brain expected when I clicked it.

Added: Mar 20, 2018 💬 11 🎮 1k

Latest comment by 23ra:
"with an emerald pickaxe of course"

Charizard being horny was not on my list of things I needed today and somehow it still kind of worked. The whole thing is like one long, dirty joke that just refuses to stop, and you end up clicking through it anyway because your hand is already on the mouse and at that point you’re invested. Eva Hadley is basically there to get ruined by this giant fire lizard, and the game never pretends to be about anything else. No fake plot, no “oh no, we got lost in a cave” pretense, just bam, here is a massive cock, here is her pussy and her ass, click the button and watch them get used. It actually reminded me a bit of those old Flash games people used to play on Newgrounds when they said they were doing homework, just more focused on Charizard’s dick than any kind of story. I started on my laptop in Chrome, one hand on the trackpad, Pornhub still open in another tab, and after a few minutes I realized I wasn’t even looking at the other site anymore. The game kind of drags your attention in, even if the animations are not super smooth and sometimes her face does that weird frozen expression like she’s buffering.

The nice part is how direct everything feels. You click one action, Charizard slams into her pussy, you click another, suddenly you’re in her ass and she’s taking it like some hentai version of a tank. No long menu, no stats, nothing to manage. It feels almost stupid, but in a good, horny, “I don’t want to think right now” way. I switched between pussy and anal a few times just to see if the loop changed and the rhythm actually feels a bit different, or maybe that was just in my head because I had some trashy techno from Spotify going in the background. The cumshots are the main reward here: Charizard finishing all over her back, thick white mess dripping down while she’s still posed there, used up. First time I triggered the finish I expected some lazy single frame, but there’s just enough juice and motion to make you stop and stare for a second. Then again, it’s not perfect at all. The transitions are a bit clunky, the buttons feel like cheap old web-game UI, and sometimes it’s hard to tell if you actually changed position or just replayed the same one. I kind of hated that for like two clicks, then forgot and went back to spamming the cum button because I wanted to see if it would coat her hair too. It didn’t, which somehow annoyed me more than it should, and then I caught myself trying again anyway like an idiot. It ends up feeling like this filthy little loop: you poke some buttons, watch Eva get pounded, shift between holes, then finish all over her back and sit there wondering why a cartoon dragon just made you harder than half the “serious” porn games on Steam.

Added: May 24, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k