This thing is funny because it looks like a “game” and then kinda isn’t, it’s more like your browser turns into a horny scrapbook made by someone who watched too much Pokemon after puberty kicked in. You open it, expect some grind, some battles, maybe some stat screen, and instead you keep clicking and it’s just one more filthy pic after another, and your brain goes “oh, we’re doing this today, alright.” No pretense, no big story, just a long, messy parade of hentai versions of characters you 100% know you shouldn’t be seeing like that, but you still stare. On Chrome it runs smooth, on Firefox it felt a bit more sluggish to me when I was spamming through, but maybe that’s just all the other tabs I have open, with Discord pinging in the background and Spotify trying to suggest wholesome playlists while I’m looking at Pikachu getting absolutely ruined.
The structure is simple as hell: it’s a gallery you click through, but the thing with how they ordered the images is what messed with my head a bit. It starts kind of tame, like “oh, just some boobs, a little booty, they’re just cheating with the outfits, easy.” And then ten clicks later you’re staring at Ash getting tag-teamed in a way that makes you glance at your door like someone’s about to walk through it, and you didn’t even realize how you got there. One moment it’s a cute Misty pinup pose, next it’s her in some straight-up brutal gangbang thing with fluid flying everywhere, and then randomly a softer pic where she’s just blushing and taking a dick between her tits like it’s a romantic scene. The pacing is totally chaotic. Sometimes three hardcore pics in a row, then one silly meme-ish one where they clearly drew it just because they could, like “haha, what if this gym leader was bent over the badge case.” I actually laughed once, which felt really weird with my dick out.
What I liked most is how your brain starts filling in the story because the gallery doesn’t bother. You see Brock railing someone on a rock, then a few pages later he’s the one getting pegged with that stupid face, and you automatically imagine this whole “what the fuck happened between those two pictures” thing. It’s like fanfic, but your head writes it while your hand is busy. Some of the art is surprisingly clean and hot, some looks like it was drawn on a phone during math class, lines shaking, colors bleeding a bit, but honestly that shitty inconsistency kind of became part of the charm for me. You’ll be jerking it to one really polished scene with perfect curves and sweat everywhere, then suddenly there’s a cursed drawing where the proportions are off and someone’s legs look like noodles, and you just go, “nah, skip,” and slam that next button. That skip moment is actually part of the gameplay loop in a weird way. You start speedrunning for your favorite character, trying to find “that one picture” again because you clicked past it too fast the first time like a dumbass. I wish there was a quick favorite button, like how you double tap on Instagram to save a thirst trap, but it’s not there and it will never be, so you just keep scrolling like an animal.
There’s this one sequence burned into my brain: first a shot of Misty being all innocent in her usual outfit, next image her bra is off, nipples hard, then the next she’s on her knees taking something way bigger than should be physically possible, eyes rolled, tears, drool, the whole hentai starter pack. And then boom, immediately after, they drop some legendary getting used like a toy and it’s so over-the-top I had to pause for a second and open Twitter just to reset my brain. The funniest part is how some characters people barely remember from random episodes show up in the nastiest scenes, like the artist was on some “everyone gets fucked” mission. I kept thinking, ok, they’re done, that must be all the major ones, and no, another familiar face pops up spreading everything for the camera like this is OnlyFans: Kanto edition. The “Best Award I Just Made Up” this thing gets from me is “Most Shameless Childhood Ruining Gallery,” because it doesn’t even pretend to respect the source. You’re not collecting badges here, you’re collecting cumshots in your memory, and after you close the tab and open WhatsApp or Telegram like a normal human, parts of your brain are still stuck on that one Eevee picture you really shouldn’t have liked that much.
Added: May 07, 2018
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