Bulma F-series
Bulma in a bunny suit should honestly be illegal at this point, because this little F-series mini game feels like someone distilled every horny DBZ side thought from high school and just arranged it into a click toy. You’ve got classic Bulma, but not the “capsule jacket and science stuff” version. This is the big-titty, green-haired, Playboy bunny Bulma who walked out of that one old-school episode and got heavily upgraded by a hentai artist who clearly paused the anime too much. The whole thing runs like a cheap quiz show in my head: “Question 1, contestant: which button on the side makes Bulma get filled, and which one only teases you and ruins your concentration?” You guess, you click, and suddenly she’s bending in ways Toriyama definitely didn’t storyboard. The navigation is dead simple, but it actually works with the vibe, like those old Flash games you secretly played on a school computer while pretending you were on Wikipedia. Scenes are chained with little arrows, and your brain starts treating each one like a naughty trivia card: “In this scene, where does the dildo end up?” A) mouth, B) tits, C) somewhere that makes you turn your brightness down.
What hits first is how the artist really understood that Bulma is supposed to be smug and horny at the same time. Her face has that “of course I’m getting fucked like this, I’m a genius” energy, but also she’s gasping and dripping and getting pushed right up to orgasm and over it, with cum flying like the animators got paid per shot. There’s a kind of silly charm in how direct it is. No plot, no excuses, just Bulma in bunny ears taking it from angles the anime would have censored with a mountain. You jump from scene to scene with those arrows and it feels like flipping channels between different porn scenes of the same actress, all slightly more wrong than the last. One second she’s being used like a posi test dummy for every toy in the room, next moment she’s coated in white and still pretending she’s in control. I liked how her body reacts, the way the artist leans into the orgasm faces, not that frozen doll look some hentai games use. At the same time, her boobs sometimes look like they’re fighting gravity in their own separate reality, which is funny and hot and annoying all together. Also, the background is kind of nothing, just there, which somehow makes it more like a Pornhub clip ripped from the middle of a longer video. I kept wishing there was one stupid little nod to the rest of the Dragon Ball world, like a capsule in the corner or some broken scouter, but then again, having it just be Bulma, bunny suit, and relentless fucking sort of matches the horny “get to the good part” attitude of the whole thing. It’s trashy, it’s short, it’s full of cumshots and loud orgasms, and it feels like exactly the kind of thing you’d open in a hidden browser tab, swear you’ll only click through one or two scenes, and then keep flipping anyway like you’re trying to find the “perfect” frame that doesn’t even exist.
Added: Mar 22, 2018 💬 2 🎮 1k