Apocalypse 2059 v0.3 + Christmas Special
Whole planet went to shit, nukes, snow, then fire, then more shit, and somehow this guy with a fat dick and a death wish is walking around like he’s doing grocery shopping. That’s pretty much the vibe here. Civilization is gone, clothes are optional, morals are extinct, and everybody’s either horny, violent, or both at the same time. You start out as this male survivor who’s supposed to care about staying alive, but half the time you’re too busy staring at asses squeezed into torn leggings and tits barely held in place by scavenged straps. It tries to be serious, with talk about radiation, scarce food, mutant freaks, all that post‑apoc drama, but then ten minutes later you’re in some ruined bunker basically negotiating sex like it’s a trade resource. “You bring bullets, I bring my tits.” Fair deal, right, except nobody ever trades you extra ammo for your personality, so yeah, relatable.
What I actually liked is how the game never pretends you’re a saint. You can be a helpful bastard, escorting some big‑booty scavenger through collapsed tunnels, acting like a hero, then choose the dialogue option that turns into “since I saved your ass, let me see it.” You can also just be a psycho and let people die so you can loot their gear and jerk off later in one of those half‑safe hideouts. The choices matter enough to screw you over, which is funny and annoying, like when I backed the wrong camp in one of the outposts and suddenly lost access to a whole area where I was planning to bang that tattooed mechanic with the shaved sidecut and ridiculous boobs. Yes, I’m still mad. No, the game does not care. The sex stuff is very in your face: stripping in dirty alleys, rough quickies in broken trains, power‑play scenes where your new “ally” handcuffs you and reminds you she’s not just a walking pair of tits. Animated scenes are pretty brutal too, they lean on the harsh setting, bodies slamming into walls, hair being pulled, bruises, blood here and there. It’s not all sweet porn fantasy; sometimes it feels like you’re watching Pornhub over a Fallout save file.
Then there’s the powers thing, which sounds lame on paper but actually gives you excuses for even crazier situations. You get little mutant perks, like amped strength or weird senses, and suddenly you’re using them to intimidate raiders in some half‑collapsed mall, or to pin someone against a concrete pillar while the camera takes its sweet time on their bouncing ass. In one run I tried to roleplay a “good guy” who only used his powers for protection, five minutes later I was using telekinesis to rip clothes off a raider captain in front of her own gang. Completely ruined the tension and made it hotter, which I hate to admit. The world itself is just a chain of ruined camps, rusted cars, underground hubs, bars dug into old subway stations, all filled with people who pretend they care about survival when everyone clearly just wants to fuck or kill something. Sometimes both. There are different ends depending on who you help, who you piss off, who you fuck and then betray, so you kind of feel this constant stress that your dick is sabotaging your chances of not dying alone in a crater. It’s messy, horny, violent, and occasionally tries too hard to be deep, but at least when the screen fills with dust, sweat, cum and blood, you can’t say you’re bored.
Added: Jan 15, 2026 💬 0 🎮 225