Pussymon Episode 30 feels like someone mashed together a dirty fanfic, an old Pokémon cartridge from a flea market, and that horny mood when you’re too tired to open Tinder but still want something with personality. You’re tossed back into this weird fantasy world where catching monsters is less about pokéballs and more about who’s getting fucked on your screen next. Except here the “monsters” are basically horny furries and sexy beast girls who look like they escaped from a drunk DeviantArt binge. You run around these new maps, bump into wild pussymon, poke them a bit, battle a bit, and somehow every “battle” wants to end with you balls deep in something that purrs, moans, or both. The game doesn’t even pretend. It’s like, yeah, you’re here to collect them, train them, and rail them. And it works disturbingly well.
What caught me wasn’t even the porn at first, it was how casual everything feels. One second you’re just doing a simple quest, like “go there, beat this boss, grab that thing,” and the next second your screen is full of a new pussymon riding your dick in a new animation, with her tongue out and tits bouncing in this silly loop. There are 5 new girls in this one, and the dev clearly had fun with them, because they’re not all copy-paste. One feels like a smug boss who wants you to “earn” it, another is this cute monster girl that pretends she’s shy but then she’s suddenly squatting on you and your brain just shuts off. Some of the scenes actually made me chuckle, like “why is she moaning about EXP points,” but I still didn’t skip anything. The writing is broken in places, a bit awkward, sometimes funny on purpose, sometimes not, and somehow that makes it hotter. It doesn’t feel like a cold porn machine. It feels like some horny nerd is sharing his weird fantasy with you and occasionally misspells shit while you’re jerking off. Relatable.
There’s a legendary pussymon in a bonus thing, and yeah, she’s exactly the kind of over the top fuckbeast you expect. Like a boss monster that exists only so you can say “ok, this is my new favorite” while you’re clicking through the cheat manager like a degenerate. The main quests are simple “go here, talk, fight, cum” loops, and honestly that’s fine. I already have spreadsheets and Google Calendar screaming at me, I don’t need a hentai game doing it too. I liked how the game teases that one of the new girls is coming back to the team in future episodes, which is funny because I’m out here struggling to get a real text back and this dude is promising more content with his fake monster waifu. Some animations get reused with little variations, like different positions or tempo, and I should complain harder about that, but my dick really didn’t care. Still, there’s this tiny sound effect in one scene that kept looping a bit off beat and it annoyed the hell out of me, and then I forgot which girl it was, and now it haunts me. Anyway, the whole thing is dirty, clumsy, surprisingly charming, and feels like opening some old lewd Newgrounds game, except now the girls are fuzzier, wetter, and very, very catchable.
Added: Apr 12, 2018
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