Sexual Guitar
You’re basically dropped into this horny little rock show where the only thing that matters is smashing keys in rhythm and watching this big-titted redhead lose her mind on stage. It’s very “Guitar Hero but degenerate,” in a good way. No bullshit story about saving the world or some long tutorial, you just get this anime babe who looks a lot like Orihime if she decided to quit school and join a trashy rock band, tits barely staying inside her outfit, eyes half-foggy already. The screen throws you the usual rhythm lanes with notes rolling in, and your job is simple: hit Z X C B N M in time, keep the combo alive, and watch her pleasure bar crawl up while the music is blasting. Miss too many notes and she starts breathing heavier, frustrated, like she’s right on the edge but you’re fucking it up. Hit it right, and she turns into a mess, moaning over the rock track while the whole vibe feels like a hentai concert where you’re the only one in the crowd and she’s playing just for your dick.
I like that it doesn’t pretend to be something deep, but at the same time the sad ending enjoyer in me kind of loved when I purposely screwed up just to see her squirm with that almost-orgasm look and then not get the cumshot finish. You can basically grief her on purpose. There’s this weird satisfaction in letting the bar stall near the top and watching her face go from needy to slightly broken, like you stole her high right at the last second. It’s cruel in a soft way. Then of course I restarted and tried to actually nail the rhythm, because I’m not a monster, and when you finally keep the streak going and her bar slams full, she just loses it, legs shaking, tits bouncing with every spasm, cum splashing over her body while the guitar riff keeps going like nothing happened. It feels dirty and silly at the same time. The rock track itself is fine, nothing I’d add to a Spotify playlist, but with headphones it hits harder and makes the whole experience more intense than it has any right to be.
I kinda wish there were more tracks, or some difficulty selector, because once you get used to the key layout your fingers just autopilot like in old Guitar Hero nights, but with more porn and less friends in the room. At one point I caught myself slamming keys like I was in some Twitch speedrun, just to see how fast I could push her into another orgasm, then I remembered I was doing that for a horny anime girl with orange hair and big tits and started laughing at my own life choices. The animation is not super fancy, but her big bouncing chest and the way her mouth opens when the bar hits the top are… effective. And the moment that white splash finally hits, there is this little pause in your head where you go “yeah, that was worth it” even if two minutes later you’re staring at the screen on post-nut brain, wondering why her eyes look a bit too happy for someone who just got played like a rhythm game controller. But that’s kind of the charm. It’s short, filthy, a bit mean if you want it to be, and the whole thing feels like someone took a horny thought during a Bleach rewatch and turned it into a playable shitpost with cum all over it.
Added: Jun 14, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k