Porn Bastards: Bayonetta [v 1.3]
This one feels like some horny dude on Newgrounds grew up, played Bayonetta way too much, and then just refused to let go of the idea “what if she just fucked like a demon instead of only summoning them.” It’s that kind of energy. You drop in and there she is, tall witch mommy with the glasses, that smug face that already looks like she knows every dirty thing you thought about her on your old Xbox saves. The parody is pretty obvious, but it’s not trying to be smart or clever. It’s more like: “Yeah, it’s her, you wanna see her get ruined or not?” and honestly, that works.
What I like here is how direct everything is. You get a bit of story if you want to pretend you’re reading for the plot on the train or in the toilet with your phone half dimmed, but nobody’s fooled. The author clearly had fun writing it though. There are these moments where the dialog goes from corny witch-talk to straight up “shut up and take it, you filthy human” and it actually lands. The rough scenes hit pretty hard, especially when you crank some of the options and suddenly this elegant milf witch is getting grabbed, choked, spit on, calling you names while pretending she isn’t loving it. It scratches that specific itch where she is way above you in style and power, but in the sex part she’s the toy, not you. Until she flips it, of course, and rides like she’s trying to kill you with her hips. Classic porn bastards vibe: zero romance, all attitude.
Customization is that usual Frankenstein menu, but it does help a lot. Hair tweaks, outfit bits, a few body things, enough to push her from “canon Bayonetta with a dirty mouth” into “your own personal witch milf variant.” You can make her a bit softer or more cruel-looking, adjust how used she looks once the scene gets going, and yeah, the cum stuff is detailed enough that you probably won’t admit to anyone how long you spent clicking back and forth just to get the exact mess pattern you wanted on her glasses. The whole flow is basically: click, read or skip, break her, paint her, repeat. Simple. Filthy. Easy to one-hand. I do wish I could mute just one specific sound effect that plays in a loop and gets into your skull like a mosquito, but whatever, that’s not getting patched and we all know it. If you grew up ranking your top devs by “who ruined my favorite heroines the best,” this one sits somewhere in that comfy tier where you don’t worship it, but you sure keep coming back to make the witch kneel again.
Added: Apr 10, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k