This one hits like some weird mix of old Flash hentai and modern Overwatch fanfic that escaped from Gelbooru and learned how to talk. The setup is simple: you’re basically a dude thrown into this “school” thing in an Overwatch-flavored universe, and instead of homework you kinda end up majoring in D.Va’s thighs, Mercy’s mommy vibe and Tracer’s “oi love, I’m sitting on your face already, keep up” energy. It feels like somebody who spent way too much time on Pixiv finally said, “ok, I make game now”, and somehow it actually works. Story is half-parody, half-serious, like those old doujin games where the plot pretends to matter while the camera is glued to the girl’s ass anyway.
The first time you run into D.Va in the game, she’s not the pure gamer gremlin like in Blizzard promo stuff. She’s more like Twitch streamer that found out horny donations exist. She teases you, leans forward, boobs pressed on the desk, big ass barely fitting in the chair, and the text goes all “I know what you’re staring at” while the animation loops that tiny hip wiggle again and again. I lost like five minutes doing nothing, just watching that loop like some brainless pervert. Which, ok, accurate. Then it throws you into this choice: play it cool and pretend you’re “here to study” or go straight into flirty comments. I picked the horny route, obviously, and she actually reacts with this smug grin, leans closer and licks a lollipop in this really shameless way, drool glistening, like she knows she’s in a porn game and doesn’t care at all. It feels very old-school, in a good way, like those early 3dcg hentai clips that tried really hard to show off sticky tongues.
Mercy is handled completely different. She’s not just generic healer MILF, she’s more like that strict homeroom teacher that secretly wants to get railed behind the nurse office curtain. Casual scene: you “hurt yourself in training” and she insists on a checkup. You sit on the bed, she kneels down in front of you to “inspect the injury”, hands way too close to your crotch, and the camera slowly dips, like it’s pretending to follow medical protocol. Suddenly she starts scolding you about “recklessness”, but her fingers are brushing your inner thigh, and the text box gives you the option to either apologize like a good little student or grab her wrist. If you grab, she freezes, blush spreads across her cheeks, and then she just… exhales. Next thing you know, her lips are wrapping around your cock and she’s giving this slow, careful oral, like she’s still trying to keep her dignity but her tongue is already betraying her. Little detail I loved: her glasses fog a bit while she’s bobbing her head. Absolutely useless detail, but I noticed it and now I can’t unsee it.
Tracer is pure chaos in comparison. Her first “romance” moment is literally her pinning you to the wall in a corridor, giggling, grinding that tight little ass on your lap “to test your reaction speed” or whatever bullshit excuse she gives. Smart move from devs: there’s this teasing segment where she keeps blinking around you, reappearing closer each time, skirt riding higher, panties peeking, and she keeps making stupid puns while your options are just getting more and more horny. Eventually she lands in your lap in some classroom, straddling you, wiggling, talking about how “time flies when you’re hard” and again you choose between being a gentleman or grabbing that big ass with both hands and making her squeal. The game absolutely rewards bad behavior, like those 90s eroge where the “correct” answer is always the one your dick picks first. It’s scummy and somehow nostalgic.
The adventure side is funny, because it pretends to be a serious mission thing, with sci-fi talk and “academy duties”, but every “mission” turns into another excuse to get someone on their knees. One time you’re on some training field, supposed to practice “synchronization” with D.Va. Result: she’s kneeling between your legs behind some crates, mouth full of cock, hands squeezing your balls, edges of her suit unzipped to show cleavage, and overhead you still hear the loudspeaker droning on about tactics. Another time Mercy is asking about your “stamina levels” and two screens later she’s riding you slowly, lab coat half-open, breasts bouncing in this very deliberate rhythm. It’s that kind of game where your choices are like “help with paperwork” or “push her onto the couch” and both somehow end with oral sex anyway.
Not everything lands though. Some of the dialogue reads like it got half-translated from Russian or something, you know, that weird mix of horny and clunky. As a non-native I don’t really mind, but sometimes Mercy’s lines jump from very tender to “I will heal your penis” and I just stare at the screen like, girl, what. Also one scene tries to be dramatic with Tracer talking about “fate” and “sacrifice”, and all I could look at was how her boobs keep softly bouncing while she’s supposedly sad. The pacing is kinda all over too. You get one really hot teasing sequence that builds up slowly, lots of edging, Mercy kissing just the tip, stroking your shaft, whispering near your ear, and then next route it just jumps straight into climax like some cheap gacha event. There’s also this tiny thing that bothered me: sometimes their mouths keep moving too long on an idle loop after a blowjob scene finishes, like they’re still chewing invisible cum. It looks funny as hell and now I can’t stop noticing it every time it happens.
Still, that’s kinda why I like it. It feels like some horny fan project from the golden age, not polished, but very honest about what it wants: big asses in tight outfits, lots of teasing, plenty of oral, a male protagonist who accidentally trips into pussy every second scene, and familiar heroines twisted just enough to make old hentai brain go “ah, I remember this feeling”. It’s wrong, trashy, and pretty charming.
Added: Nov 23, 2025
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