Bad Witch and the Dark Magic Temptations - v0.2.2
This one feels like some drunk crossover fanfic that escaped from AO3 and got stuck inside a clicker game. You start as this total nobody who was flipping burgers at McDonald’s, and in like two text boxes you’re suddenly getting barked at by a very clingy Voldemort, shoved into Hogwarts, and called “professor” like you’ve been there since the Triwizard thing. It doesn’t really explain how the hell that happened, it just laughs and throws you into your new job: corrupt Hermione or die. And not in some subtle “guide her morally” way. Nah, he wants her tits out, bloodline ruined, soul kinda optional.
The vibe is very “shitty mentor with cheat powers” fantasy. You have these skills that are written like bootleg Tsukihime powers, like some budget Mystic Eyes of Lewd Perception, and the game just shrugs and says yeah ok this works on witches now. One moment you’re doing “lessons” with Hermione, pretending to teach her some charm, the next moment you’re focusing on her shirt clinging to her big tits and her getting flustered when you lean just a bit too close. She’s still written as that goody-goody swot, complaining about rules, but the more you push, the more she starts giving in, and the teasing goes from “Professor, that is inappropriate” to her bending over way too slow, bookbag hiking her big ass up like she knows you’re staring. There’s a scene in the library where she’s acting all offended while clearly grinding her thighs together under the table, and it’s stupidly hot because it leans on the idea that she wants this but doesn’t want to admit it.
Bellatrix is the chaos uncle here. She acts like your shitty sex coach, swanning into scenes and telling you how to twist Hermione’s head, and also trying to climb into your lap every other minute. One second she’s promising to help you impress Voldemort, the next she’s threatening to hex your balls off just to see if they grow back. Her body is pure porn: huge tits, crazy eyes, outfit that looks like it lost a fight with scissors. When she drops on your desk and tells you to “practice” on her first, it’s like the game forgets there is plot. You want hardcore, she delivers hardcore, and the dialogue is filthy in that really fun trashy way, not the smooth polished hentai way. It reads like someone horny typing too fast in Discord, which honestly fits.
And then there’s Arcueid, crashing the Harry Potter universe like she took the wrong train. She pops up with that smug princess energy, blonde, stacked, acting like this castle is just another weird urban fantasy hunting ground. The game doesn’t bother to explain her properly, she’s just there, smirking and telling you that playing with humans is fine because “they bounce back.” Her scenes feel rough around the edges, a little inconsistent, but when she pins you against a stone wall and uses her “vampire senses” to talk about your scent while grinding on you, it hits that horny anime brain button. There’s one bit where you’re juggling Hermione’s homework, Bellatrix’s “training,” and this smug vampire girl asking why your cock smells like magic, and the writing kind of tangles itself, but it weirdly works because your character is just as overwhelmed.
The actual structure is simple: click through days, pick what girl you bother, use skills to bump stats, unlock scenes. Lots of teasing first, clothes staying on longer than you think, then suddenly Hermione is riding you in an empty classroom while pretending she still cares about her O.W.L.s. The art leans into big tits and big asses hard, nothing subtle, and sometimes faces look a little off or proportions go weird, but when Bellatrix is giving you that wicked grin with her lips wrapped around you, you won’t be thinking about anatomy rules. Sound is mostly light, nothing special, but the silence makes the dirty lines hit harder, like reading porn with pictures while someone’s just off-screen. It’s sloppy, horny, kind of dumb, and somehow that makes the whole “turn Hermione into a bad witch or die” thing land better than it deserves.
Added: Aug 04, 2025 💬 0 🎮 1k