High Tail Hall
This thing feels like walking into someone’s horny sketchbook that escaped onto the screen and never got finished, but kind of refuses to apologize for it. You start as this nameless wanderer with more dick than sense, dumped into a world where sentient animal girls just exist and apparently the only real quest is “find them and fuck them.” No long intro, no fake epic lore scroll, it almost feels like you woke up already halfway through a story that someone forgot to write. I like that, honestly. It makes my lore researcher brain itch, because I keep asking: why is there a gold dragon girl guarding a ruined tower with zero explanation? Why is the rat girl living like some back-alley info broker but also sucking you off if you ask nicely twice? There’s no codex, no timeline, just vibes and pussy, so I started piecing things together myself, like an idiot making fan theories for porn.
Goldie, the dragon, is where the game actually feels like it wants to be hot and a bit dramatic at same time. Her design screams “I am ancient, dangerous, and incredibly fuckable,” and then five minutes later she has your cock down her throat, scales pressed on your legs, making these hungry little growls while she works. The first time she pushed me down and just went straight for a blowjob, I honestly expected some big “dragon royalty” speech before, but nope, she treats your dick like tribute and that is the whole negotiation. There’s a tiny bit of buildup if you poke around her place, like hints she used to be some kind of guardian or ruler, now reduced to basically your horny landlord of this area. It’s never really explained, and that kind of pisses me off in a good way. My brain wants footnotes. My dick does not care. Also, her cum scenes tend to be quick, almost abrupt, like the dev clicked “ok enough, next,” which makes them feel a bit rough and dirty. Fits the mood, even if I wanted like two more lines of dialog when she’s swallowing everything and licking you clean. I’m still annoyed by her idle animation loop for some reason, it just jitters weird near the tail and every time I see it my eye twitches, but then she goes down on me again and I forget.
Felicity the white rat feels like the kind of girl that learned survival by sucking dick and stealing secrets, and the game absolutely leans into that. Her whole area looks cramped and cheap, like she lives between the cracks of the city, and when you meet her she already acts like she knows you from some offscreen history. That’s never confirmed, and I kept searching for some log or hint that you two met before, nothing. She just slips into this “oh, you again” tone and then drops to her knees like it’s the most normal part of her day. Rat blowjob scenes are messier than Goldie’s, less noble, more “I’ll choke on it until you pay me in cum.” She does this thing where she uses one hand to steady herself against your thigh, almost like she’s bracing for impact, and the camera angle focuses on her cheeks bulging when she takes you deep. Pure filth, in a nice way. There’s a moment if you refuse her first offer and walk around a bit, then come back, where her dialog shifts just a little, like she’s more impatient and kind of offended you made her wait. It’s a tiny detail most people will skip, but it made her feel more real. Also, weirdly, I kept wondering where she sleeps. There’s no bed, no nest, nothing, just boxes and junk. Maybe she doesn’t sleep. Maybe she only exists when you load the scene so she can suck you off and vanish again. Lore-wise that’s tragic. Porn-wise it’s efficient.
Tanya the zebra is the one that feels the most unfinished but also the most promising. Her stripes look great, her body language is playful and cocky, like she’s used to being stared at, and there’s this faint suggestion she might be some kind of performer or racer. Doesn’t matter, because the moment things get hot all that character stuff dissolves into raw animal desire. Her blowjob is less “servant worshipping a king” and more “teasing athlete who knows you’re obsessed with her legs and hips and uses that.” She switches pace a lot, fast then slow, and it matches her dialog surprisingly well, even if some lines feel like placeholders the dev never came back to polish. There’s this one line where she says something that sounds like it was run through Google Translate twice, and it just stayed in my head because it’s awkward but kinda cute in its own weird way. I kept waiting for some deeper explanation about her tribe or herd or whatever, then remembered: this game literally introduced itself as “find some furries and fuck them” in spirit. I’m the idiot expecting a lore bible. Still, that sense of missing pieces actually makes me curious where Zoe and Rio will slot into this universe. Is there a bigger map? Some forgotten city of horny hybrids? Or is it just going to stay this strange little sandbox where you wander around, trigger scenes, get your dick drained and then close the tab to go check Telegram or Discord like nothing happened. The blowjob focus works, by the way. Every girl treats it different, and you start to notice small patterns, like who keeps eye contact when they take you deep, who spits a bit on the tip before going in, who swallows like she’s been hungry for days. The game is crude as hell, incomplete, sometimes awkward, sometimes hotter than it deserves to be, and every time I think “ok, that’s enough, I’m done,” I remember there’s probably some tiny dialog branch I missed if I talk to Goldie after Felicity or circle back to Tanya after finishing. Then I start another run, telling myself I’m doing “research” and not just chasing one more messy throatfuck from a dragon girl with lore that doesn’t exist.
Added: Jul 01, 2018 💬 0 🎮 1k