Skullgirls - On Fours
This thing feels like someone took a horny quiz night and smashed it right into your browser window. You load it up and it’s just: here’s an ass, here’s your angle, here’s your brain melting a bit. No story, no build up, nothing trying to be “artsy.” It’s literally you in a POV spot, lined up from behind, picking which character gets to be your main course. I kinda respect how blunt it is. You click through the lineup like you’re swiping on Tinder, except you’re not pretending to care about hobbies, only about who has the fattest, bounciest backside and who’s gonna clench hardest when you finally press that orgasm button. And then you’re stuck there focusing on one detail, like the way the hips move for a second when you change pace. I swear I spent more time trying to find the one rhythm that looks natural than actually, you know, finishing. It’s like a horny metronome, but with thighs.
What caught me off guard is how each girl is clearly inspired by something you’ve probably seen on rule34 a thousand times, like a bootleg skullgirls character that wandered in from another browser tab. None of them talk much, no big dialogue thing, just sounds and skin and you. Honestly, kind of nice after all these games with five fake “routes” and ten million text boxes. Here you’re basically a walking cock, first-person view, drilling into them in doggystyle. Some of them have that surprise between the legs too, the futa angle where you’re railing her and her own dick is slapping around in front of her, and it’s way more in-your-face when the camera is low. I was playing on Chrome on my phone at one point and her shaft was just taking half the screen, covering the buttons. I tried it in Firefox and it was a bit better, but I’m still salty the interface doesn’t move automatically when her balls swing, like, that should be UX 101 for porn games. Who designs the layout so the cum button is right under the moving sack? You try to climax and you accidentally bump the speed. Happens once, fine. Happens three times and now I’m having a personal problem with that tiny rectangle.
The strapon scenes are probably where it leans into the game-show-in-my-head vibe the most. It feels like a trivia round gone wrong: “For 20 points, which girl is about to peg the soul out of you?” And then she’s behind you in POV, and your brain just automatically flips, like you’re suddenly the prize. It’s short, honestly too short, but those thrust animations with her hips grinding and the way the camera tilts a little, it hits that “oh shit, I’m actually getting wrecked” feeling. Then again, sometimes it looks a bit janky, like she’s humping invisible stairs. You’re pounding into one character, edging yourself stupid, and the game just loops the same moan in a weirdly perfect rhythm so it starts to sound like a TikTok sound. How horny am I if I’m noticing audio loops? There’s that final moment where you choose to cum inside, and it's not pretending: it’s raw, sticky, and you get that quick splash visual, then a second of afterglow where the ass still twitches and your view stays glued on the mess you made. And yeah, I kind of wish there was one more layer, like a trivia mode where if you answer wrong she goes harder or slows down, or a toggle that lets you change just how sloppy it gets. But instead I’m stuck thinking about how the pause button is way too small while I’m trying to jerk off with one hand and tap with the other and the whole thing feels like some horny minigame they forgot to finish.
Added: May 24, 2021 💬 0 🎮 1k