Pussymon 31 feels like someone took a horny Pokémon fanfic, forgot to hire an editor, and just kept adding stuff every month until it turned into this messy, weirdly charming sex RPG. You start wandering around, doing these simple little quests, talking to characters who all sound like the dev wrote them half-asleep, and then suddenly you are balls deep in some monster girl with huge tits and absolutely no respect for clothing. It’s not a clean “romance path” like in most RPGs. You don’t wine and dine, you kind of bully, capture, help, fuck, repeat. Sometimes it feels wrong, sometimes it feels hot as hell, sometimes it’s both in the same scene and your brain just goes “ok, yeah, this is what I signed up for.” I like that you actually have to move around, check areas at different times, and not just spam one button to see porn. It pretends it’s about adventure and story, but it’s really about you trying to see every single filthy animation the dev hid in random corners of the map.
The romance stuff is funny because it is sort of there but also not really. You get these Pussymon that join your team and they talk to you, have little scenes, flash some personality, maybe tease you or act tsundere, and then the game just throws you into a scene where you are slamming them from behind and she is moaning your name like you have been lovers for years. No slow build, just “ok, now she is your cum bucket, accept it.” I still liked it, though. There’s this lizard girl scene that felt almost sweet for a second, like she is shy about showing her body, then the camera angle changes and suddenly she is riding you, scales and all, with sloppy wet sounds and those little text lines like “ahh, you so deep inside me” that are half broken English, half erotic manga. And I swear, one of the new girls looks like she escaped from some other episode and just wandered back in, acting like you have all this history together. Maybe I forgot, maybe the story forgot, no idea. Didn’t stop me from enjoying when she wrapped her legs around the MC and begged for another round.
What really stuck to me is how the game treats sex as your reward for actually doing stuff. You beat a boss, you get a new girl, you explore a new zone, you unlock another scene, sometimes hidden in those “easter egg” spots where you just click something and suddenly, boom, full-on blowjob animation with looping tongue action. No fade to black, no shy cutaways, you see her gag, you see the cum spray, the whole thing. Some of the animations are janky and stiff and sometimes the boobs move like they are made of jelly with a bug, but somehow that makes it better, more indie and dirty. Like, yeah, this is not polished studio hentai, it’s one horny creator dumping everything in. And I kind of hate how the text boxes sometimes crawl too slow and the font looks like an afterthought and that one typo on a character name keeps popping up and now I can’t unsee it. But then a scene pops up where your monster girl wraps her tail around your waist to pull you deeper while her eyes roll back, and I forget the annoyance for a bit. It feels like a porn game made by someone who really plays his own game, not just a gallery of CGs, and even when the pacing is weird and quests send you back and forth like an idiot, I still chase that next filthy little animation like a degenerate.
Added: May 01, 2018
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